US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

And here...
...we
...go.

Don't worry, Jill will tell everyone that Joe will be up around noon to take the calls, but don't confuse him with conflicting reports.

Oh, and refer to her as DOCTOR, dammit.

Yup. Japan will get rid of article 9 my is my next big domino.

Can't rely on the U.S for shit after this display.

 

[FlappyBat]

Oh, and refer to her as DOCTOR, dammit.

I have yet to meet a single intelligent person who demanded they be called doctor.

 

[Gehenna]

I have yet to meet a single intelligent person who demanded they be called doctor.

Your avatar brings me a small bit of joy in these horrifying times.

 

[make_it_so]

I think an inanimate carbon rod would be better than Joe Biden right now.

Paging @Inanimate Carbon Rod!

 

[Dona Morte]

We have our spin guy. Wait for it..... VIRTUE!

The stooge of the day goes to THIS GUY. At least Biden does not pretend. He is openly a Democrat.
You had a leader you CUCK. You fucked him over.
How did it get so mismanaged? How?
You were too busy crying on Capitol Hill making an exhibition out of yourself.
Why don't YOU go over there and get them.

 

[thismanlies]

He's not supposed to step down or be forced out. He's supposed to be JFK'd so they can blame the Dtrumpfs for it.

This isn't a Presidential Administration. It's a Make a Wish. It's a death lottery. The winner gets to eat his fill, and at the end of the day, he goes into the volcano.
Do you think that the people who have unlimited access to this mong don't know the full extent of how gone he is? They know he's a rubber chicken in a Matlock suit. The only "respectable" use for such a man is as a human sacrifice. I think they wanted to try and make people care about him first, but he's supposed to die in office. It's the only thing that makes any sense.

At the same time, it makes sense that Kamala wouldn't be involved in this, so lol if she fucks up their plan to make her the next LBJ with full dictator powers.

Also, page 1776!

In order for that plan to work, he’d have to be likable like JFK. But the fall of Afghanistan has hurt him so badly that the only people who like him at this point are the ones who tweet pictures of Democrats wearing superhero costumes. The best thing to do with Joe at this point is to have Ben and Jerry’s offer him a job as “President Taste Tester” while Kamala gets quietly sworn in.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Yeah, Joe might have caused this horrible nightmare setting back the USA's image and abandoning a 20 year nation building attempt and calling our allies worthless faggots who didn't fight hard enough and is now going to give up Taiwan...

But, he appointed a few tranny and loves #blm. Great guy, according to Twitter and Reddit.

 

[elite_club]

 

[ForTheHoard]

We have our spin guy. Wait for it..... VIRTUE!
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The stooge of the day goes to THIS GUY. At least Biden does not pretend. He is openly a Democrat.
You had a leader you CUCK. You fucked him over.
How did it get so mismanaged? How?
You were too busy crying on Capitol Hill making an exhibition out of yourself.
Why don't YOU go over there and get them.
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He's a LIEUTENANT COLONEL in the Air National Guard. That shows a lot of confidence when you parade around a part timer as your military expert.

 

[Gehenna]

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God that slogan must hurt the intern who came up with it right about now.

 

[CrippleThreat]

God that slogan must hurt the intern who came up with it right about now.

I'm just thankful "I'm Dyin' for Biden" was still patent pending.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

We have our spin guy. Wait for it..... VIRTUE!
View attachment 2451590
The stooge of the day goes to THIS GUY. At least Biden does not pretend. He is openly a Democrat.
You had a leader you CUCK. You fucked him over.
How did it get so mismanaged? How?
You were too busy crying on Capitol Hill making an exhibition out of yourself.
Why don't YOU go over there and get them.
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This officer can shut the fuck up and go back to sucking dick.

Nobody wants to hear from some Air National Guard officer.

 

[XYZpdq]

in the Air National Guard.

America's 17th line of defense, between the Mississippi National Guard!
and the League of Women Voters!

 

[Garth]

This is your fucking legacy now, Joe.
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In a very terrible irony we have come full circle

Spoiler

 

[CarlosDanger]

This could get even uglier if there are potentially thousands of Americans stuck behind Taliban lines.

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

Remember folks, Dementia doesn't give a fuck about your plans.

 

[elite_club]

This could get even uglier if there are potentially thousands of Americans stuck behind Taliban lines.

2500 is the number of Americans in the Taliban controlled part of Afghanistan(I.E. everywhere but the kabul airport), let us hope they are just journoscum

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

It is actually quite unnerving how relatively quiet the Right has been for the past couple of weeks.

I want Majorie Taylor-Greene to move for impeachment hearings. It'd raise her profile because the media has to call her crazy for saying things they've said themselves and lulz.

 

[Gehenna]

2500 is the number of Americans in the Taliban controlled part of Afghanistan(I.E. everywhere but the kabul airport), let us hope they are just journoscum

What is more worrying from a larger perspective is the number of foreign nationals now trapped there.

Each and every one is something to hold over Biden's head on the global stage.

 

[thx1138]

Chicoms pounce
And why shouldn't they at this point? The US military just beclowned itself in a way it didn't even manage in Vietnam and the President is essentially MIA.

Imagine if Vietnam had fallen so hard the Soviets just said "Fuck it," and drove through Checkpoint Charlie and taken all of West Berlin the following week.

I'd like to see every person who's been muttering but no mean tweets, right? to try and justify the utter collapse that's going on right now, and tell me how high on copeium they are.