Ethan Ralph impregnated his fiancé Pantsu - Xander the Second, horse and hog hybrid

[Old Man Mario]

Paging Doctor Kermit Gosnel

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

He doesn't want to build a life and a family with Pantsu - he just wants to use her as a prop to validate himself.
Ralph actually views having a functioning reproductive system as an accomplishment.

Any dumb motherfucker can have kids. Bill Hicks said it best really.

"It's a miracle, childbirth is a miracle." No it's not. No more than a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out of your ass. It's a chemical reaction, that's all it fucking is.

 

[Born in Summer]

Does this man not know how to put a condom on?
Also imagine being Digibro right now, the woman you once loved with all your heart goes off and gets impregnated by GUNT.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Does this man not know how to put a condom on?
Also imagine being Digibro right now, the woman you once loved with all your heart goes off and gets impregnated by GUNT.

I imagine he's feeling pretty relieved, if he's thinking about it at all.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Does this man not know how to put a condom on?

That's like being on top. Too much effort for the Gunt.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

That's like being on top. Too much effort for the Gunt.

We unfortunately do have video evidence to the contrary...

 

[PS2 Kiryu]

a(u)rtistic recreation of the moment the horse looked at the eva test result

 

[XANA]

Any bets on how fast he's going to ruin this kid's life before they're even born?

 

[Execute All Boomers]

He doesn't want to build a life and a family with Pantsu - he just wants to use her as a prop to validate himself.
Ralph actually views having a functioning reproductive system as an accomplishment.

Sure the savior of the white race knocking up two women with kids he can't support... working for under min wage on white nationalist podcast

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

Pantsu as a parent, that child will be sexually abused.
Gunt as a parent, that child will be emotionally abused.
Talk about a shit hand to be delt in life

Not to mention that the kiwifarms will record your strife.
Records for the world hear
For you see, dread and fear
Anal sex without a mirror
Cast him in Shakespeare's own King lear

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Any bets on how fast he's going to ruin this kid's life before they're even born?

The very act of conception ruined this child’s life.

 

[Zilortha]

Any bets on how fast he's going to ruin this kid's life before they're even born?

Is an abortion the ultimate life ruination? Or does that even count because they don't get a life?
Because something tells me that's what's gonna happen.

 

[DaddyCowboy]

I'm not sure what is scarier: the fact that the future child's mom is a pedo, or that the same child's dad is gunt

 

[veri]

Planned Parenthood should get in contact with Ralph. He would be a slam dunk argument for their cause.

funny seeing this actually, i watched the ppp stream with ronnie ralph and he said himself that he’s against abortion but ralph alone might have just changed that.

imagine that, being such a failure that even your father, a fellow alcoholic felon, admits live on air that he wishes you were aborted and that he doesn’t consider you a son.

this is what ralph considers winning.

 

[How do I log in?]

Ethan Ralph impregnating his sloppy seconds is more devastating news for this country than the official loss of the Afghanistan war.

 

[McSchlomo]

Is an abortion the ultimate life ruination? Or does that even count because they don't get a life?
Because something tells me that's what's gonna happen.

You think they'll abort? I don't believe that at all. Only if the horse decides to completely cut itself off from the gunt and public attention. Then the whole "I'm such a tradwife tihi" shtick can be stopped and she can abort all day to get rid of this horror.

 

[Zilortha]

You think they'll abort? I don't believe that at all. Only if the horse decides to completely cut itself off from the gunt and public attention. Then the whole "I'm such a tradwife tihi" shtick can be stopped and she can abort all day to get rid of this horror.

I think if they have a falling out? That baby is getting flushed. And this is the gunt we're talking about. He fucks every relationship he's ever had up. So I'd say there's like a 50/50 shot and I'd love to get an over/under going lol

I think the trad shit is stupid anyways. I said it before the rollback and I'll say it again. There's nothing "trad" about being pregnant at your wedding. It might be traditional for people like Ralph, but that's it.

 

[Meckhlorde]

I think if they have a falling out? That baby is getting flushed.

I think the trad shit is stupid anyways. I said it before the rollback and I'll say it again. There's nothing "trad" about being pregnant at your wedding. It might be traditional for people like Ralph, but that's it.

I dunno, I've seen enough Appalachian weddings start that way that I'd argue that you aren't a true wigger without being knocked up before the wedding.

 

[Zilortha]

I dunno, I've seen enough Appalachian weddings start that way that I'd argue that you aren't a true wigger without being knocked up before the wedding.

Well sure. It's a tradition for wiggers, rednecks, hillbillies, and various other trashy people (ala Ralph). But it's not "trad" like these idiots portray it lol.

 

[Comfy Gondola]

imagine that, being such a failure that even your father, a fellow alcoholic felon, admits live on air that he wishes you were aborted and that he doesn’t consider you a son.

this is what ralph considers winning.

Yeah but you see, he's epically owning us and his father and that gosh darn Jersh Moon by proving that his penis is, in fact, working. Every kid he makes is yet another epic win for the Ralphamale, child support be damned. His alcoholism and drug addiction are just more winning. Ralph simply cannot stop winning. You might even say he is addicted to winning itself. When he dies before 50 it will be the ultimate epic victory and all the haters will be blown away by such a display of victory royale.