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I'm curious as to why he would even join this forum in the first place if all he's doing is saying Len thinks we'll just hand him names willy nilly...and then saying he's not going to help Len after all.
Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord
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I'm curious as to why he would even join this forum in the first place if all he's doing is saying Len thinks we'll just hand him names willy nilly...and then saying he's not going to help Len after all.
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Because all
want to do what others have done before for teh lulz and fame.But anyway, yo @Butters , what's your favorite Len story? Mine's when he kept stuffing ballet boxes so he could win stuff, and because he wasn't smart his ruse was found out right quick, and he was given dumpster muck instead to troll/punish him.
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Do you think we're afraid of Len or something? If having people ask is the only way he can dox us, he's just proving that he's completely useless.
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Because all
But anyway, yo @Butters , what's your favorite Len story? Mine's when he kept stuffing ballet boxes so he could win stuff, and because he wasn't smart his ruse was found out right quick, and he was given dumpster muck instead to troll/punish him.
Oh god my sides hurt so bad from laughing at that story.
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That's nice and all, but what was your favorite Len Story bro? How about the one where he greedily ate a Baby Shower cake and ruined the party because he couldn't resist his impulse to shove things in his mouth?
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Len Shaner in "Employee Engagement!"
When Len sensed that his final days at Sears were approaching, he could tell that he had earned the disdain of his co-workers for being a complete shit of a human being. But Len being Len, he really couldn't understand why. There was one time, a new employee named "Eddie" had started training in Merchandise. Eddie was nicer than most people and once he picked up on the fact that Len was universally hated, he didn't like that one bit.
Now, I don't blame the guy either. I'm sure many of us have worked places where we make our own judgements about co-workers after a few weeks. You know who's cool; who not to gossip with, etc. But the truth of the matter is that Eddie never worked with Len often enough or long enough to really understand how much of an incredible fuck up Len was.
When Len wasn't getting sent home for being a tard or shitting his pants to get out of work, there were rare occassions he would have truck night with us. Usually on truck night, depending on the load, we'd have a full crew. But the driver was fucking late. REAL fucking late. So late that the manager had dismissed the majority of us before the driver finally arrived. This was like a 1:30 in the morning. But it being Christmastime, we had a ton of shit to unload. So now, it's just me, Rick, Eddie and Len.
We're super fucked but shit's gotta get done. Rick has me staging which means I take the carts to the floor for unboxing, but before we unbox, we gotta unload the whole fucking truck. So Rick puts Eddie and Len on cartbuilding duty to prep carts for me, while Rick starts unloading the truck. An hour into it, we're not even 1/8th of the way into the truck. During this 60 minutes, Len has taken two breaks. I've never seen Eddie look this haggard. We're all drenched in sweat and the new guy is hustling his fucking balls off. I ask Eddie if he's alright. "Yeah man. Just...fuck this shit ya know?" he replies.
When he said that, I'm thinking he was referring to the situation at hand. I come to realize very soon, he's talking about Len. Behind us is the sound of a soda can cracking open. Len is sitting at the Merch computer, surfing online on some fucking train forum. With Rick inside the truck running boxes down the rails, he's assuming Eddie and Len are loading carts.
This sends Eddie over the goddamn edge like I've never seen anyone go before. Eddie walks over to the computer and slaps the soda can right out of Len's hand. "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE? I SWEAR TO EVERYTHING I LOVE I WILL KICK THE LAST THREE TEETH OUT OF YOUR FUCKING HEAD AND MAKE A NECKLACE IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR."
Now, knowing what I knew about Len, I fully expected Len to cry to Rick or try to act tough, but no. This little 5'4 Italian kid put Len in his fucking place. Eddie has initiated himself into the "I Hate Shaner" Fan Club. Len didn't speak for the rest of the night. We finished truck right before opening the next day. Word spread quickly over Len getting his shit pushed in by the "nice" new guy, to the point where Len's inability to work within a team of old and new employees was a major contributing factor to his firing.
When Len sensed that his final days at Sears were approaching, he could tell that he had earned the disdain of his co-workers for being a complete shit of a human being. But Len being Len, he really couldn't understand why. There was one time, a new employee named "Eddie" had started training in Merchandise. Eddie was nicer than most people and once he picked up on the fact that Len was universally hated, he didn't like that one bit.
Now, I don't blame the guy either. I'm sure many of us have worked places where we make our own judgements about co-workers after a few weeks. You know who's cool; who not to gossip with, etc. But the truth of the matter is that Eddie never worked with Len often enough or long enough to really understand how much of an incredible fuck up Len was.
When Len wasn't getting sent home for being a tard or shitting his pants to get out of work, there were rare occassions he would have truck night with us. Usually on truck night, depending on the load, we'd have a full crew. But the driver was fucking late. REAL fucking late. So late that the manager had dismissed the majority of us before the driver finally arrived. This was like a 1:30 in the morning. But it being Christmastime, we had a ton of shit to unload. So now, it's just me, Rick, Eddie and Len.
We're super fucked but shit's gotta get done. Rick has me staging which means I take the carts to the floor for unboxing, but before we unbox, we gotta unload the whole fucking truck. So Rick puts Eddie and Len on cartbuilding duty to prep carts for me, while Rick starts unloading the truck. An hour into it, we're not even 1/8th of the way into the truck. During this 60 minutes, Len has taken two breaks. I've never seen Eddie look this haggard. We're all drenched in sweat and the new guy is hustling his fucking balls off. I ask Eddie if he's alright. "Yeah man. Just...fuck this shit ya know?" he replies.
When he said that, I'm thinking he was referring to the situation at hand. I come to realize very soon, he's talking about Len. Behind us is the sound of a soda can cracking open. Len is sitting at the Merch computer, surfing online on some fucking train forum. With Rick inside the truck running boxes down the rails, he's assuming Eddie and Len are loading carts.
This sends Eddie over the goddamn edge like I've never seen anyone go before. Eddie walks over to the computer and slaps the soda can right out of Len's hand. "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE? I SWEAR TO EVERYTHING I LOVE I WILL KICK THE LAST THREE TEETH OUT OF YOUR FUCKING HEAD AND MAKE A NECKLACE IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR."
Now, knowing what I knew about Len, I fully expected Len to cry to Rick or try to act tough, but no. This little 5'4 Italian kid put Len in his fucking place. Eddie has initiated himself into the "I Hate Shaner" Fan Club. Len didn't speak for the rest of the night. We finished truck right before opening the next day. Word spread quickly over Len getting his shit pushed in by the "nice" new guy, to the point where Len's inability to work within a team of old and new employees was a major contributing factor to his firing.
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Goddamnit.
That's where the missing steam engine parts have been this whole time!
SURGERY IS THE ONLY WAY NOW.
I hope Eddie got employee of the month for that.
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Actually, tor is now outright blocked. Null finally got that working. I tried connecting through tor and cycled through a few exit nodes and it wouldn't connect, although the servers appear to be blocking it differently somehow.
So Lenny boy will just have to use his real IP or figure out how to change it, which is probably beyond his dumb ass.
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Oh, I see the party is back on over here. And already we have either Len or a foamer in the midst. Fantastic. And probably going to be unfunny.
Dammit Kiwis I have other shit I need to be doing. If he starts spouting stupid shit pertaining to anything involving WWII let me know so I can carefully explain how much of a fucking idiot he is.
Dammit Kiwis I have other shit I need to be doing. If he starts spouting stupid shit pertaining to anything involving WWII let me know so I can carefully explain how much of a fucking idiot he is.
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No, no, dude. I want to know what your favorite Len story is. @Gook Choy just made one fresh off the papers, and it's a good contender. If not that one, what about the one where Len managed to lie his way into making people think he had the guvment on his side and tried to have them go into a water filled quarry, which was then kiboshed by the real feds? That one's a goodie, since it made his name mud after that.
He deserves a Winner at the very least. And yeah, at that point, the feds'd have been better off just taking the house to make back the damages if he ate them.
to all are armed Nols.
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we already know your name is Tom.
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Brah, it's a simple question with a one sentence answer. What is your favorite Len story? Come now, as a shitposter to a splendiferous ruseman, inquiring minds want to know.
How about the time where Len broke a kid's 300 dollar train because it was nicer than his?
EDIT: Ah, he got banned. Ah well, his answer was probably going to be shit anyway. Probably something like "all of them are lies because I really know Len!" or something.
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