Fiona's Brief Reddit AMA on 8/16 (Confirmed genuine.) - Not much new material but much fallout and speculation.

Just saying, that pic was from when Bella was 16, she looks a little different (chubbier) in more recent pics maybe you could try with those

Also we literally have both of their dox they are not the same person lol
How extensive is the Fiona dox? Because I've only seen the Klipsun Magazine and facebook page. I don't have a facebook myself so I can only see the profile picture from december 2020. Is there more to it that I haven't seen?
 
How extensive is the Fiona dox? Because I've only seen the Klipsun Magazine and facebook page. I don't have a facebook myself so I can only see the profile picture from december 2020. Is there more to it that I haven't seen?
Her entire family tree was doxed by Naught before he apologized lol

That was a creative attempt at least, good job @Angry Canadian
Legend. Great work.
I too was not disappointed
 
Did @firion do anything to make us doubt her words?
Fiona wasn't directly interacting with Bella and it's much easier to manipulate someone (Bella was confirmed to be a skillful manipulator by Spooky) when you don't interact with them directly.
I have spoken to @firion a few times now and in convinced they had nothing to do with it, other than them trying to frame Zoe.
 
Her entire family tree was doxed by Naught before he apologized lol
Oh.
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Imagine being so determined to keep your 🦆 autism-free that fucking an 80 year old is a sensible alternative.

But yup, Chris seemed to switch from thirst-mode to “wise sped guide”-mode when he figured out he was talking to a tard.

If Chris hates autism so much, that he doesn’t even want to get his penis exposed to it. How would he react if Fiona had Assburgers?
Evidently, a partner with dementia is preferable to one with autism to him.

It's okay, you tried and it was pretty interesting, even though it was weird. Bella is nowhere capable enough to hoax a mom and a brother, and also writing articles to magazines a decade in advance, and I doubt she would be able to keep the act up for this long.

You never know, maybe one day your wild theory might be accurate lol.
 
I've lost a little bit of confidence in my theory after seeing some of the Fiona dox from way before. I'm not fully convinced that my theory is outside of the realm of possibility, but I'm definitely reconsidering it.
My theory rests on the gayops against Chris going back to April of last year which I've heard said several times, and presuming a level of cunning and intelligence that no one here wants to give Isabella,

I'll post it. Ladies and Gentlemen, Keyser Soze. Same cupid's bow, same nose/nasal structure, same philtrum, same overall face proportions, same dark bags under the eyes, same dead soulless shark eyes.
Fiona = Isabella's alter ego, who she "introduced to Chris"
Fiona = another layer of Bella Manipulation.

The Brown-Haired Isabella = old photos, probably from teenage years
"Fiona" = current Isabella
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anticipating a lot of dumb stickers lol
Now do a comparisson of bella's face with borb's

Evidently, a partner with dementia is preferable to one with autism to him.
A sperg remembers the rape, a demented grandma won't
 
Apologies if I missed it but has anyone properly checked if the texts are doctored? @Gunt Gallop you did such great work on the bdsm texts, what's your thoughts here?


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Idk I'm still suspicious af. Posting about Bella doesn't mean that account is deffo not someone attached to her, a badly photoshopped picture isn't particularly embarrassing or uncomfortable to be leaked, especially given the other horrendous things about Bella that we've seen/know. It could easily be something just to put people off the scent along with the "lol Bella stinky" comments - Bella's been hearing that for 2 weeks now, we don't think that she'd easily be able to post that about herself? The girl who boasts about shitting herself and rolling round in cat piss?


Also I did briefly wonder if the verification photo was just Bella post haircut and photoshop to imitate Fiona lol but that's just me going full tinfoil hat paranoia.


ETA - Let's also not forget that WCT has been in hiding too, I wouldn't be surprised if he was involved with this as well and he's prob stupid enough to have done so
 
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Apologies if I missed it but has anyone properly checked if the texts are doctored? @Gunt Gallop you did such great work on the bdsm texts, what's your thoughts here?



Idk I'm still suspicious af. Posting about Bella doesn't mean that account is deffo not someone attached to her, a badly photoshopped picture isn't particularly embarrassing or uncomfortable to be leaked, especially given the other horrendous things about Bella that we've seen/know. It could easily be something just to put people off the scent along with the "lol Bella stinky" comments - Bella's been hearing that for 2 weeks now, we don't think that she'd easily be able to post that about herself? The girl who boasts about shitting herself and rolling round in cat piss?


Also I did briefly wonder if the verification photo was just Bella post haircut and photoshop to imitate Fiona lol but that's just me going full tinfoil hat paranoia.
What's odd to me is that the Subreddit mods don't believe that it's her. Fiona was a mod on the Chris subreddit for a year, you'd think they would know if it was their friend posting. Maybe it's just reddit being reddit.
 
I've lost a little bit of confidence in my theory after seeing some of the Fiona dox from way before. I'm not fully convinced that my theory is outside of the realm of possibility, but I'm definitely reconsidering it.
My theory rests on the gayops against Chris going back to April of last year which I've heard said several times, and presuming a level of cunning and intelligence that no one here wants to give Isabella,

I'll post it. Ladies and Gentlemen, Keyser Soze. Same cupid's bow, same nose/nasal structure, same philtrum, same overall face proportions, same dark bags under the eyes, same dead soulless shark eyes.
Fiona = Isabella's alter ego, who she "introduced to Chris"
Fiona = another layer of Bella Manipulation.

The Brown-Haired Isabella = old photos, probably from teenage years
"Fiona" = current Isabella

anticipating a lot of dumb stickers lol
Angry Canadian my dear fellow I gotta say you have some outlandishly stupid takes sometimes.

About the Fiona posts themselves, she's seen taking a probably undoctored photo of herself with her username on a note, but there's no timestamp, might be a clue.
 
Get over it. These two fucking would probably would have been some batshit insane display of degeneracy and autism anyways.

Chris would have been pegged or some shit like that, and like with all troon-sex they’d pretend it was amazing and awesome and sooo orgasmic, despite both feeling thoroughly disappointed.
Hey if that's what makes two lovespergs happy, then whatever. Honestly, if things had played out differently and he had gotten with Fiona, I'd have been genuinely happy for him. Shit, the pair of them could've spent their private time guzzling Fanta and acting out CWCville while irl larping as ponies and I wouldn't give a shit. Everyone's entitled to their own kinks. Chris' sadly turned out to be 80yr old relatives with dementia.
 
and Barb was degenerating into a blank canvas for him to project his internal image of her onto

That's a good insight. It's the same thing with Bob; since he is dead and can't just tell Chris to shut the fuck up, he is "Bobchu" now and actually happened to be a secret Sonichu (Secrechu, if you will) all along, despite the poor old fart barely knowing what the fuck a "Pokey Man" was to begin with.
 
Hey if that's what makes two lovespergs happy, then whatever. Honestly, if things had played out differently and he had gotten with Fiona, I'd have been genuinely happy for him. Shit, the pair of them could've spent their private time guzzling Fanta and acting out CWCville while irl larping as ponies and I wouldn't give a shit. Everyone's entitled to their own kinks. Chris' sadly turned out to be 80yr old relatives with dementia.
From reading her journal not on only chris, but about love and relationships in general, I get the the feeling it was more of a freak fuck than anything else. Like how you might fuck a midget, but probably would never date one. Or how you might consider banging out a tranny if hes good enough looking and passable enough, but you certianly would never date them and you wouldn't want to tell anyone. She mentions being aware that if anyone knew how she felt about chris that she would be turned into an lolcow herself. She said she has always been attracted to fat gross men.(part of the reason some of the coomers on here are simping after her so hard. they think, if she is attracted to chris, that they'd def. be interested in them.) I think she had hoped to fuck chris and become a small yet positive character in the love quest arch even be seen as a hero of sorts. Then the Barbara recording was forwarded to her from bella and she knew that she could be connected to the chris story in a big way if she leaked it. I think part of it was altruistic, but also for attention. I think she didn't like missing out on the opportunity of being attached to chris in a bigger way and has stepped forward to try to play in the poo and attach herself further. I think she likes the attention and the reddit awards. Im convinced she wants to be made into an lolcow. Im also willing to bet she'd still fuck chris and that this isn't the end of the chris and fiona chapter of the chris chan story.

I don't think anyone's manipulating her and no matter how hard you wish it were true, it isn't going to make it so. after a week of being on here, and reading through the whole mega thread and subsequent follow up posts, its painfully obvious that a lot of people who orbit chris and his story are just as autistic as he is. They're just higher functioning and point to him to make themselves feel better about their own lives. I see a lot of questions about why such and such acted in such a way or what their motivation maybe. It makes me want to self delete with how socially enept some of you are on here. For example people asking why bella would think her mom is abusive if she isnt. A normal person would see that her father had custody and she was younger than he was when bella was born. The mom decided to nope the fuck out of there and continue her career as a pilot. not all women are mom material. Its easy to see the father projecting his frustration and anger towards his wife upon bella. parental alienation is extremely common in break ups. the fact that people have a hard time understanding that is mind boggling. you are either incredibly niave or autistic, to not be able to read that from the situation. It leads to a lot of shit posts that ad nothing to the conversation.
 
Hey if that's what makes two lovespergs happy, then whatever. Honestly, if things had played out differently and he had gotten with Fiona, I'd have been genuinely happy for him. Shit, the pair of them could've spent their private time guzzling Fanta and acting out CWCville while irl larping as ponies and I wouldn't give a shit. Everyone's entitled to their own kinks. Chris' sadly turned out to be 80yr old relatives with dementia.

And it wouldn’t have made them happy. Chris wants china! CHINA! CHINA!

Which is why he ultimately went for fucking his own mom, rather than get pegged by some autistic Troon.


It would have been an absolute disaster.

Chris is incapable of genuine relationships (friendships, let alone romantic!) and seems mostly interested in soaking up adoration.

Fiona is dumb enough to worship the ground this manchild walks on.

It would most likely end in Fiona blaming herself for things not working out, and trying to off herself and Chris responding with a “Hmm yeah... It was foreseen!”

If she had succeeded in unaliving herself, Fiona might look forward to being resurrected as FionaChu though. Yay!
 
I get the the feeling it was more of a freak fuck than anything else.
I think she had hoped to fuck chris and become a small yet positive character in the love quest arch even be seen as a hero of sorts.
Tbf, we can only really speculate on the motivation, but it could easily be another orbiter acting out of pity. On the other hand, it might have actually been genuine. I'm sticking with the latter, mainly because I'm a sucker for romanticism, even concerning mega sperglords like Fiona and Chris.

I think part of it was altruistic, but also for attention. I think she didn't like missing out on the opportunity of being attached to chris in a bigger way and has stepped forward to try to play in the poo and attach herself further. I think she likes the attention and the reddit awards.
This. Maybe it wasn't her intention from the get go, but she's at that point now, where she's coming out of the psych ward and leaping straight onto Reddit with her AMA. The motivation for that could be ween needing attention, or it could be her just wanting to share her side of the story. I'm pretty much on the fence with that one.

Im convinced she wants to be made into an lolcow.
I see that as being more of a Bella thing than a Fiona thing. Inb4 Angry Canadian starts spewing his conspiritard theories on how they're the same fucking person.

It would most likely end in Fiona blaming herself for things not working out, and trying to off herself and Chris responding with a “Hmm yeah... It was foreseen!”
Stop ruining my retarded fucking Disney ending. ;_;
 
It's okay, Fiona and Bella are actually both part of the now shuttered Les Enfants Toadstool project ran by Michael Janke to produce the next step in internet psyops. Pray we do not ever meet the Third Fungus.
Nah this whole bella thing was a cover-up for the covert US-backed Taliban invasion of Kabul so Biden could seize their crack deposits for his deadbeat son. ILJ is a codename that Hakan Fidan uses and it's short for "I Love Joos". In case you didn't know, Project Isabel was a classified Turkish experiment to produce a highly-addictive, mushroom-based biological weapon that takes the form of fungal spores when released aerially over an enemy target. Fiona (real name: Fatima) is actually the wife of a high-ranking Taliban leader, by the name of Misil ibn Jankbrahim, who was present during the siege of Hamid Karzai International Airport and may have had a hand in the murder of two Turkish diplomats

Source: https://www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/2021/8/16/kabul-near-standstill-on-day-one-the-talibans-emirate
 
Does the handwriting actually match?

The "a" looks similar enough for me to think it's written by the same hand but I'm no analyst. If the person currently using the account isnt Fiona, then my best guess is that the verification had been sent to someone else previously and the person using the account found it in the inbox.

No date is suspicious af to me
 
The "a" looks similar enough for me to think it's written by the same hand but I'm no analyst. If the person currently using the account isnt Fiona, then my best guess is that the verification had been sent to someone else previously and the person using the account found it in the inbox.

No date is suspicious af to me
No date has a pretty simple explanation. Fiona probably doesn't browse the chongs and isn't used to putting a timestamp on her shit. Time will tell whether or not this is all one big elaborate ruse
 
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