Fiona's Brief Reddit AMA on 8/16 (Confirmed genuine.) - Not much new material but much fallout and speculation.

[Sasha]

Chris may have skipped a couple of steps when closing the deal with Barb.


Fiona cucked KF with Reddit and you see how butthurt everybody is. "2/10 we didn't want to talk to her anyway!" ya alright w/e.

Barb is such an easy gal.

 

[Everynameistaken]

Fiona cucked KF with Reddit and you see how butthurt everybody is. "2/10 we didn't want to talk to her anyway!" ya alright w/e.

I think it's more that she didn't end up being the perfect autistic waifu that some built up in their minds.

I really thought we were all on the same page that Fiona was a likely lolcow candidate and we were merely suspending judgement because of the circumstances, but in her absence some seem to have convinced themselves she wouldn't have all the tendencies of the Reddit janny ween zoomer that she is.

 

[BurningPewter]

I still cannot get over the fact that Fiona would've genuinely slept with Chris and helped end the love quest saga. It would've been such a lovely ending to years of internet shittery, except Chris had to go full retard by getting down with Barbara.

Yeah, I know this has been said before, but I'm just amazed that Chris was almost about to complete his quest - a hip young attractive woman, the exact type that's driven all his actions over his entire adult life, every saga, every con trip, and he lost it to do that. I feel like I just spent 15 years watching someone playing through the same Mario game over and over - and then, just as he was about to defeat the final Bowser, he randomly gets up and pisses on his NES and blows it up.

 

[AnOminous]

Not a fan of KF:

Honestly I can't blame her.

I feel like I just spent 15 years watching someone playing through the same Mario game over and over - and then, just as he was about to defeat the final Bowser, he randomly gets up and pisses on his NES and blows it up.

As we often say, being Chris is both his crime and his punishment. This time literally.

Fiona cucked KF with Reddit and you see how butthurt everybody is. "2/10 we didn't want to talk to her anyway!" ya alright w/e.

Anyone who is mad about that should just get the fuck over it. Yeah, I know, plebbit. This is neither the time nor the place to be a bitch about it though.

 

[Everynameistaken]

Yeah, I know this has been said before, but I'm just amazed that Chris was almost about to complete his quest - a hip young attractive woman, the exact type that's driven all his actions over his entire adult life, every saga, every con trip, and he lost it to do that. I feel like I just spent 15 years watching someone playing through the same Mario game over and over - and then, just as he was about to defeat the final Bowser, he randomly gets up and pisses on his NES and blows it up.

Brought down at the climax by the fatal flaw that's been foreshadowed throughout the entire story.

Only Chris could have a real life that reads just like a classical Greek tragedy.

 

[Creepuscular]

Honestly I can't blame her.

I can’t either, but of all the beefs she could have, that we want to silence her?

 

[AnOminous]

I can’t either, but of all the beefs she could have, that we want to silence her?

Look, she's obviously kind of fragile. That's obviously not true, we clearly want her to say whatever she has to say, but seriously, we are probably kind of scary to someone like her at present and it is obviously a good idea for her to stay away from here. This is probably one of the few situations where I'd say actually being on reddit is probably the safe option.

Don't ever quote me on that though.

 

[AbyssGazer]

I'm really sad we didn't get this ending to the Love Quest.
I mean, just imagine the absolute saltmine we'd have gotten from the incel community. Motherfucking CHRIS CHAN getting teen pussy while they remain Virgins with Rage. It would have been glorious.

Sigh...

 

[Crusader King 1]

I'm really sad we didn't get this ending to the Love Quest.
I mean, just imagine the absolute saltmine we'd have gotten from the incel community. Motherfucking CHRIS CHAN getting teen pussy while they remain Virgins with Rage. It would have been glorious.

Sigh...

Chris wanted his ending to have more...pizzazz....than sleeping with Fiona and living happily ever after.

 

[I am vomit]

Chris wanted his ending to have more...pizzazz....than sleeping with Fiona and living happily ever after.

I don't think pizzazz is the right word. I'd say more like, vile horror.

 

[Calculus]

Brought down at the climax by the fatal flaw that's been foreshadowed throughout the entire story.

Only Chris could have a real life that reads just like a classical Greek tragedy.

Next we’ll find out Chris somehow caused Bob’s death.

 

[Caesar]

Next we’ll find out Chris somehow caused Bob’s death.

I can't imagine all the stress Chris caused him prolonged his life

Also i promise no more derailing into Chris but when he said he hit barbs g spot better than Robertchu i almost barfed

 

[Slobs]

Chris wanted his ending to have more...pizzazz....than sleeping with Fiona and living happily ever after.

More like pus-ass if he was aiming for Bella's unwashed crack.

 

[eDove]

That's it - every time I saw this picture I was wondering what's up with it: the makeup, jacket, glasses, hair - she's cosplaying as a 59 year old 'active on the pta' suburb wife whose husband is fucking miserable and secretly dying of cirrhosis.

For real. Who is telling young women to look like this? I see a few people calling her attractive in this thread. MAYBE she'd be attractive if she didn't adopt this shitty new-wave style that makes all of these girls look like ugly bulldykes.

 

[Creepuscular]

Also i promise no more derailing into Chris but when he said he hit barbs g spot better than Robertchu i almost barfed

Fuck you for that.

 

[Internet Explorer]

Next we’ll find out Chris somehow caused Bob’s death.

Tbf, he thought it was only one internet that needed to get cut down. He didn't bank on it being an entire sperg ridden forest.

 

[SilenceIsViolence]

Look, she's obviously kind of fragile. That's obviously not true, we clearly want her to say whatever she has to say, but seriously, we are probably kind of scary to someone like her at present and it is obviously a good idea for her to stay away from here.

I have a hard time believing the user who wrote an erotic essay on how badly they want to fuck CWC and became friends with Bella finds the farms scary. During the Day 1 news drop when everything was all over the place, I'd get it, but we're 2 weeks out from M-Day and this person has been a long standing degenerate who embraces cringe.

This is probably one of the few situations where I'd say actually being on reddit is probably the safe option.

Don't ever quote me on that though.

 

[Everynameistaken]

For real. Who is telling young women to look like this? I see a few people calling her attractive in this thread. MAYBE she'd be attractive if she didn't adopt this shitty new-wave style that makes all of these girls look like ugly bulldykes.

High-waist shapeless mom jeans were unflattering on women in the '80s and they're just as unflattering now. Whoever brought that shit back needs to pay for their heinous crimes against asses.

 

[Fareal]

That's it - every time I saw this picture I was wondering what's up with it: the makeup, jacket, glasses, hair - she's cosplaying as a 59 year old 'active on the pta' suburb wife whose husband is fucking miserable and secretly dying of cirrhosis.

I run the fucking PTA and I don't do my eyes like I'm on the Golden Girls like this bitch. Don't be putting this bullshit zoomer style wasteland on the PTA moms. This look is bad even for the school run

 

[AmbiTron]

This chick is clearly a retard with GOTIS who was attracted to Chris for his perceived fame and will likely now use her notoriety from this incident to farm updoots on dopamineddit. Like she's already doing, basically. No sane person would be involved with this and then willingly return to the internet and expose themselves. Autism or not.