US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[X Prime]

Last time I remembered, MAGA types embarrassed Hillary to the point she threw a temper tantrum on election night.

I will give them that #TalibanTrump is a very valid hashtag, given that Trump heavily clamped down on human trafficking. Anyone still have those charts?

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

When those feckless wimps are shocked, you know you done a fucky-wucky.

I hear you.

But I never pass up chance to shit on hopelessly dependent European client states.

 

[The Last Stand]

Your mansion first, asswipe. View attachment 2452801

Fuck you, YOU started it in the first place.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Why do people keep replacing the E for an A?

I think you know exactly why Friendo.

 

[make_it_so]

NY Times copium:

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How many international issues has Tom Friedman been proven to be completely and utterly wrong about now?

 

[CrippleThreat]

I will give them that #TalibanTrump is a very valid hashtag, given that Trump heavily clamped down on human trafficking. Anyone still have those charts?

Just look up Operation Legend, for starters.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

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It's not like they were going to give that money to Americans anyways so meh.

 

[make_it_so]

What part of "We had a prior agreement, but Biden broke it" are they not understanding?

Because Orange Man Bad.

 

[Hackallier]

Press Briefing going on.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

This deliberate refusal to prioritize American citizens and apparently hanging them out to dry merits impeachment - malfeasance in office. No matter what, an American President is expected to put Americans first. President Trump sure did. Joey isn't. Time for Articles of Impeachment, for malfeasance.

Can we impeach Donald Trump for it instead?

 

[Meat Target]

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...tell me again why any of us owe allegiance to a regime that puts its own people last? What is it you do for me, Uncle Sam?

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Press Briefing going on.

oof

Also the hand sign lady is more entertaining and likeable than the fucker making his speech.

 

[CrippleThreat]

Press Briefing going on.

This administration and its schizophrenia. Wasn't this broad supposed to be out for the entire week?

 

[Meat Target]

This administration and its schizophrenia. Wasn't this broad supposed to be out for the entire week?

An international disaster interrupted her vacation.

 

[Marissa Moira]

...tell me again why any of us owe allegiance to a regime that puts its own people last? What is it you do for me, Uncle Sam?

They're in charge because they're in charge.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

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...tell me again why any of us owe allegiance to a regime that puts its own people last?

The US government literally taking a shit on its own citizens to be virtuous, unfuckingbelievable

 

[Sithis]

You know what bothers me?

Libby-libs are calling MAGA types the American Taliban.

You mean the Taliban who won so utterly their opponents were completely embarrassed? The Taliban who significantly suppressed bacha bazi, the raping of boys? That's the Taliban you're comparing them to?

What I love is the blatant hypocrisy on display for the whole world to see that Twitter allows a literal terrorist group to have a presence but they still REEEEE about Orange Man

 

[Marissa Moira]

What I love is the blatant hypocrisy on display for the whole world to see that Twitter allows a literal terrorist group to have a presence but they still REEEEE about Orange Man

Because Orange Man was white and only they can pose a real danger.

Any danger from people of color is due to nonsensical white fright.

If Trump supporters are the American Taliban, then why don't you give their leader his twitter account back just like the real Taliban leader has?

 

[Meat Target]

Any danger from people of color is due to nonsensical white fright.

And when PeeOhCees commit violence, whitey made them do it.