Fiona's Brief Reddit AMA on 8/16 (Confirmed genuine.) - Not much new material but much fallout and speculation.

[Creepuscular]

Here’s why I’m mad at Fiona. I’m a catty bitch, and she has the catty bitch opportunity of a fucking lifetime. If I got thrown under the bus like Fiona did, when I make my “grand entrance” I fucking bury that bitch. Holy shit.

Fiona hasn’t figured out yet that Bella fucked her over. That’s the only explanation I can think of. When she does, Fiona will explode like a piñata, showering us in autism.

 

[Felthas]

Fiona is a lolcow from the ground up. Not necessarily a bad person, but absolutely a lolcow. She should be treated like anyone else who writes long posts about how she wants to fuck a retard. Not suggesting any gayop here, just no special silk glove treatment.

She is literally jonesing for her own thread and given what a massive autistic lolcow she is, she certainly deserves one. I always thought the deflections of why she shouldn't have one to be terribly unconvincing and frankly those reasons haven't aged well. Fiona is very lucky that the local moderation team almost seems like it was hand-picked from among her whiteknights.

 

[le funny sex number 69]

For real. Who is telling young women to look like this? I see a few people calling her attractive in this thread. MAYBE she'd be attractive if she didn't adopt this shitty new-wave style that makes all of these girls look like ugly bulldykes.

Yeah, I don’t think she’s that ugly, but that hairstyle would make Audrey Hepburn look like a tranny.

 

[Spooky Bones]

She is literally jonesing for her own thread and given what a massive autistic lolcow she is, she certainly deserves one. I always thought the deflections of why she shouldn't have one to be terribly unconvincing and frankly those reasons haven't aged well. Fiona is very lucky that the local moderation team almost seems like it was hand-picked from among her whiteknights.

Throughout the past 2 weeks I've said that people should make a Fiona thread if they feel the need if they have enough material (which she is now providing). Avoiding the subject was a courtesy that, assuming this is really her, IMO she is really close to forfeiting. And that makes me sad.

 

[Creepuscular]

we are probably kind of scary to someone like her

She has nothing to worry about unless we make a thread.

 

[Unabashed Hermaphrodite]

She has nothing to worry about unless we make a thread.

Even then it's like, don't have skeletons to hide. Just embrace you're a retard like I do.

 

[Creepuscular]

Just embrace you're a retard

Hope she’s got some loooooong arms.

 

[Unabashed Hermaphrodite]

Hope she’s got some loooooong arms.

I haven't looked....she's cringier than me isn't she?

Oh god, I legit wanted to root for her cause like now it does seem like a tranny conspiracy with the only two good ppl involved being Troons.

 

[Matt Damon]

Even then it's like, don't have skeletons to hide. Just embrace you're a retard like I do.

She's a terminally-online zoomer autist who wanted to have sex with Chris. What are the odds of her not having a trove of embarrassing secrets that she's shared with the internet?

 

[Sugar Tits Magee]

Guys, I hate to double back but... I really don't think that was Fiona. Just looking at the chat from her first "IBJ's Photoshop" post. Certain things pop out to me:
-"ugh...imagine what could've been of the hotel...then Fiona would've been in the psych ward for a longer time than she has been and Chris would be dead" - That isn't just referring to oneself in the 3rd person, that's someone still trying to figure out what part they're trying to play. Could be Fiona while she was still deciding if she should come out as herself (before going all AMA) but the redditors in chat are under the impression she already did that with the post she made and deleted right before this one.
-"I CaN fIx hEr. I could've fixed her " Uhhhhhhhhhhhh. This isn't right. I can't put my finger on exactly why but this just killed my belief that this could really be Fiona.
-"You're a mean one...Bella Janke...you got termites in your soul!!!" Just wtf is this?
-"Fiona told me that she wanted her to be Chris's "prison girlfriend" from what I can recall." Such an odd phrasing and I think she's even referring to BELLA being the prison girlfriend.

Then she goes on the make an AMA where people urge her to get off reddit while simultaneously picking out inconsistencies with what she already posted. A lot like some other larping weens we know are just hanging back in the shadows, someone who might have a lot more unseen material to leak while also diverting attention. I'm not ready to credit the odd things throw_away_weirdgirl was saying to Fiona herself just yet. That whole situation had "stupid ween gayop" written all over it.

 

[Spooky Bones]

Also what is this "IBJ" shit?

 

[PsychoNerd054]

-"I CaN fIx hEr. I could've fixed her " Uhhhhhhhhhhhh. This isn't right. I can't put my finger on exactly why but this just killed my belief that this could really be Fiona.

Perhaps it's the fact that it's her trying to use Bella memes she shouldn't even be aware of?
How in god's name would she know about Bella shitting herself, boiling hamsters, and the cat farts, and not report any of that, along with the incest? And she already said that she wouldn't even go on this site.

 

[Unabashed Hermaphrodite]

Perhaps it's the fact that it's her trying to use Bella memes she shouldn't even be aware of?

Just like the guys I'm hunting

Edit: yes it's autistic, yes they're not related. It's weird Zoomer mushroom love

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Also what is this "IBJ" shit?

I'm pretty sure I made a similar fuck up early on. However, its strange to me that someone who is more directly involved would screw it up.

 

[Matt Damon]

That whole situation had "stupid ween gayop" written all over it.

I'd enthusiastically agree if the gayop had been FOR something. But it doesn't make sense to go to all that trouble just to say "hi, it's Fiona".

If she starts posting weird shit that attempts to shift the narrative at some point here, I'll happily change my mind. But for now, Occam's razor says she's just a retarded attention-seeking child on the internet.

 

[Spooky Bones]

I'm pretty sure I made a similar fuck up early on. However, its strange to me that someone who is more directly involved would screw it up.

In the very beginning I think I made some posts using the wrong abbreviation too. But it is strange someone close to her would make that mistake. Or maybe not and she never knew Bella's middle name. Who knows. But they make the mistake, which I've seen elsewhere, consistently throughout which does make you wonder I'll agree.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I'm pretty sure I made a similar fuck up early on. However, its strange to me that someone who is more directly involved would screw it up.

To be honest, people rarely use initials and middle names so anybody can make a mistake here, even if they know the other person well.

 

[Sugar Tits Magee]

I'd enthusiastically agree if the gayop had been FOR something. But it doesn't make sense to go to all that trouble just to say "hi, it's Fiona".

Didn't she though? We got new pics from this person: seemingly legit text messages, the "Top 10 Hottest Anime Moms Ever" foreshadowing photos Chris sent her, a not unflattering new picture of Hella to roast, a weird clip from a video chat with Chris... they're all benign things Fiona might leak and probably originated from her device, I'm just not convinced that whoever was popping off on Reddit last night was actually Fiona herself, and I don't think it was Bella either. For someone just dragging this drama out for drama's sake, that little bit of leakage could have been the whole something.

 

[Unabashed Hermaphrodite]

Didn't she though? We got new pics from this person: seemingly legit text messages, the "Top 10 Hottest Anime Moms Ever" foreshadowing photos Chris sent her, a not unflattering new picture of Hella to roast, a weird clip from a video chat with Chris... they're all benign things Fiona might leak and probably originated from her device, I'm just not convinced that whoever was popping off on Reddit last night was actually Fiona herself.

Maybe, but how tf would someone hack her shit, get new stuff and just pretend to be her on reddit?

What's the angle? I can't think of one so honestly even for me this is a stretch and that's saying something.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Maybe, but how tf would someone hack her shit, get new stuff and just pretend to be her on reddit?

What's the angle? I can't think of one so honestly even for me this is a stretch and that's saying something.

I said this before but understanding the motivations for this group for relatively normal people is going to be really difficult.

I still struggle fully grasping the initial gayops with Chris, its just not something I really have a great grasp of the reasoning behind spending your time in college in doing. They won't make sense to us because (I hope) that most of the users here aren't of the mindset they have regarding internet fame and shit.

Hell, it could be Fiona and all our inconsistencies and shit we've found stem from just not grasping how autist she is and her interest in internet fame herself.