US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Sithis]

So, what do you guys think? Is Twatter just doing this to try and cover Biden for asspats, or is it an even larger ploy to keep people from talking about the recent discussion from China about taking out any US troops in Taiwan?

 

[Celebrate Nite]

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So, what do you guys think? Is Twatter just doing this to try and cover Biden for asspats, or is it an even larger ploy to keep people from talking about the recent discussion from China about taking out any US troops in Taiwan?

The fact that users on here were having issues with Twitter between yesterday and today means that Twitter is doing FULL DAMAGE CONTROL on everything Biden related (yes, even whatever China is doing), which means more censoring up the ass regardless what it is and who it is.

 

[Corn Flakes]

China and Russia are looking to cause pain in order to get leadership in Washington DC to finally realize that the unipolar moment is over and ended two Presidents ago. These moves are to try to get Washington to get back to actual diplomacy and are highly unlikely to cause any further escalation. The media and partisans will frame it as the end of the world though.

The fact of the matter is that the rest of the world is already operating under a Great Powers paradigm again while the United States is clinging for a rope that isn't even there anymore. And it isn't exactly difficult to get back on track. If the United States starts operating more as a equitable or pragmatic partner in a geopolitical sense, it diminishes the need for other large countries to hold a more aggressive stance.

Putting Biden/the managerial class back into power is a major problem for everyone. At least with Trump you had a willingness to adjust to new ideas and to try new things. With the deep state back in power it's going to be more of the same American arrogance on the world's stage.

And for what it is worth, it wasn't arrogant of Trump to ask Europe to pay what they agreed to. That is just being pragmatic.

Maybe I should clarify, I didn't mean that they were gearing up for military action. I don't think we're heading towards WWIII. But there will be a good amount of saber-rattling and challenges to our power internationally, and this is very likely not going to be the last time we'll be humiliated politically or even militarily.

Can't wait to see what new and interesting quagmires Biden will throw America into now we're out of our currently longest-running one.

 

[Dona Morte]

I do like the WaPo question though.
Where are the women?

 

[Aidan]

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So, what do you guys think? Is Twatter just doing this to try and cover Biden for asspats, or is it an even larger ploy to keep people from talking about the recent discussion from China about taking out any US troops in Taiwan?

System that is likely planned to be automated to further streamline the process of quelling wrongthink on Twitter.

 

[Hackallier]

 

[Caustic Gelatin]

China has already started eyeing Taiwan and Russia has moved to fuck with our oil supply. Biden's administration is going to be an interesting time for us.

China and Russia are looking to cause pain in order to get leadership in Washington DC to finally realize that the unipolar moment is over and ended two Presidents ago. These moves are to try to get Washington to get back to actual diplomacy and are highly unlikely to cause any further escalation. The media and partisans will frame it as the end of the world though.

The fact of the matter is that the rest of the world is already operating under a Great Powers paradigm again while the United States is clinging for a rope that isn't even there anymore. And it isn't exactly difficult to get back on track. If the United States starts operating more as a equitable or pragmatic partner in a geopolitical sense, it diminishes the need for other large countries to hold a more aggressive stance.

Putting Biden/the managerial class back into power is a major problem for everyone. At least with Trump you had a willingness to adjust to new ideas and to try new things. With the deep state back in power it's going to be more of the same American arrogance on the world's stage.

And for what it is worth, it wasn't arrogant of Trump to ask Europe to pay what they agreed to. That is just being pragmatic.

So in layman's terms: Russia will whip out their massive dicks grabbing middle east oil and causing shenanigans, while China will whip out their tiny yellow dicks threatening Taiwan and gobbling up trade hoping that after being enough pain in the asses the Americans will eventual come to the table in order to actually negotiate instead of standing around pants-less pointing their limp beaten dicks at everyone else in the world?

...

I lost track of where I was going with this. Something about political penises?

 

[CarlosDanger]

 

[Sithis]

https://twitter.com/saraecook/status/1427693329249099795/photo/1

Sorry if this is a repost but supposedly this is a message being sent to Americans still in Kabul.
"The US government cannot guarantee your security"
God damn.
Also sorry for breaking the formatting by being a retard

 

[Corn Flakes]

I lost track of where I was going with this. Something about political penises?

Politicians are all dicks, yes.

 

[JustSomeDong]

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So, what do you guys think? Is Twatter just doing this to try and cover Biden for asspats, or is it an even larger ploy to keep people from talking about the recent discussion from China about taking out any US troops in Taiwan?

Oh, sure. Not even surprised. Who needs fact checkers when you have feels. A "this sounds wrong to me" report is just what an echo chamber like Twitter needs.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Im watching on Newsmax right now discussing how the Taliban are having fun with bumper cars in a like positive way.

America completely cucked by manchildren. A bunch of goatherders who have fun playing with bumper cars. managed to bring America to its knees.

The state of being America at this point.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

What I want to know is why in the fuck Bagram was abandoned so quickly before the pullout was close to finalized. That's probably more on the military rather than civilian side of blame but it's ridiculous in hindsight. The reports of American troops just slipping overnight and the base being looted the next morning was my first sign things were going to shit a lot faster than expected.

 

[WhatInTheActualFuck]

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Goddamn. I clearly need to lay off the internet a bit, because this made me laugh way harder than any sane person should.

 

[Meat Target]

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So, what do you guys think? Is Twatter just doing this to try and cover Biden for asspats, or is it an even larger ploy to keep people from talking about the recent discussion from China about taking out any US troops in Taiwan?

Just when I think these fuckheads can't be any more hateable....

 

[HandsomeDan]

Whats the point of being an evil empire if you cant even accomplish anything. The American Empire IS BACK but it has never looked so pathetic.

 

[Dona Morte]

I'm snagging the White House Press briefing from today.
They did not put up the stream from earlier today

I had to go with WaPo unfortunately.

 

[AJneedsElocution]

This shit is stunning to me,a legit international crisis is unfolding but he doesnt even pick up the phone even after 48hrs

Archive

 

[Celebrate Nite]

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How cute... she looks like she's a bunch of crayons in a crayon box. All she's missing is White/Yellow/Orange/Brown/Black/Purple.

 

[MirrorNoir]

I was born in ‘96, but I would want to know just how as shitty Carter was as Biden is.

Carter was a different kind of hell by all accounts. Basically the economic gloom of the seventies climaxed under his tenure as President, the hope of the Democrats restoring things after the fall of Nixon fell apart because (unlike Biden) Carter was, similar to Trump, a person who thought he could make America Great Again but was sieged by the swamp not wanting to be drained.

Carter meant well, which is why he was able to rehab his legacy and good name for the most part. But he came in at the worst possible time, said way too many truths (the malaise speech) and then had the shit sandwich that was the Iran Hostage Crisis happen on his watch that he wasn't able to solve quickly/getting butt-fucked by Reagan conspiring with Iran to keep the hostages in Iran cells until Reagan was personally sworn in.