The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[behindyourightnow]

Imagine expecting people to believe that right-wing militias would waste all that effort harassing a property that doesn't contain a single black person.

 

[The Rabbit Holes]

from memory as best as can- rollback content lost for those with links and archives and bystander comments who want to repost:

-dumb wikipedo jannie is dumb and has predictable interests, broke wikipedias own rules in shilling tranch
-burrito night: "what the FUCK are those ingredients"
-feet (hobbit feet, way too many toes near food)
-reveal of "t" night, this + hobbit feet= they've got transman
-discussion of next grifting goal
-kevin is worried that him and others chasing furry ass at Denfur will give the tranch bad optics

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

The "T" mention, and revealing that the ranch clearly must have some transman, makes me wonder if the person they saved from the white supremacy group was actually a real woman now. And if she's trans and thats why they helped and just assumed it was an MTF until they got there.

I kind of hope thats what happened even if its optimistic just because seeing Penny and Bonnie's face when they got there would have been hilarious.

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

It wasn’t even an active white supremacy hangout, the Mel Magazine article said that it was a campground with a lot of white supremacist graffiti. That’s a lie by omission if I’ve ever heard one.

 

[Corn Flakes]

The "T" mention, and revealing that the ranch clearly must have some transman, makes me wonder if the person they saved from the white supremacy group was actually a real woman now. And if she's trans and thats why they helped and just assumed it was an MTF until they got there.

I kind of hope thats what happened even if its optimistic just because seeing Penny and Bonnie's face when they got there would have been hilarious.

I thought the natal female trancher had already been there, before Operation Saving Secret Tranny was enacted.

 

[AprilRains]

Insert a bunch of lost sperging about the unsuitability of a 5.7x28mm semiauto pistol as a ranch gun, in spite of their ignorant assertions to the contrary. Best choice for a sidearm is a revolver of sufficient power to take down big animals, loaded with snake shot to deal with smaller pests and threats and then some rounds to deal with bigger things, and a light carbine for use when immediate and convenient access is not required.

Bonus points if both of those guns take the same cartridge. .357 and .44 Magnum are probably the best choices. Oh, and .41 Magnum for @The Dude .

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Nah nah nah, we need to go back over the injection night thing. Here it is in its full glory.

The Eternal💎Penellope on Twitter: "E night on the ranch! Woooo! T ni…

archived 16 Aug 2021 19:50:02 UTC

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[LTO Data Cartridge]

Nah nah nah, we need to go back over the injection night thing. Here it is in its full glory. View attachment 2449533View attachment 2449532

The Eternal💎Penellope on Twitter: "E night on the ranch! Woooo! T ni…

archived 16 Aug 2021 19:50:02 UTC

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By E and do they mean estrogen and testosterone? Why would anyone on the tranch need test? Has this thread moved so fast that they got a fakeboi that I missed?

 

[Surfin Terf]

By E and do they mean estrogen and testosterone? Why would anyone on the tranch need test? Has this thread moved so fast that they got a fakeboi that I missed?

A while ago (I think a couple months) we got a TikTok of a weird, blobby looking tranch serf ranting about a convenience store clerk hitting on shim. Shehe was mad because the clerk wanted to fuck shim, but shehe was going to "be fucking [him]!" At the time some people suggested that shehe was actually a TiF (hisher gender wasn't made clear in the video) and I was skeptical, but it's possible that they've had TiFs on the tranch for a while now and we're only getting confirmation on this fact now. I hadn't checked this thread in 24 hours, but the rollback apparently erased some evidence of hairy "hobbit" feet.

They might be referring to this

Specifically these

Granted, those don't look like male feet, on the other hand I'd say that they barely look like human feet.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

 

[The Dude]

I hope "T Night" doesn't stand for "Tranny Taco-Munching Night"...*shudders*

 

[Brain Problems]

Nah nah nah, we need to go back over the injection night thing. Here it is in its full glory. View attachment 2449533View attachment 2449532

The Eternal💎Penellope on Twitter: "E night on the ranch! Woooo! T ni…

archived 16 Aug 2021 19:50:02 UTC

archive.ph

Might as well be a few metal spoons, lighters, belts, and the finest black tar horse Colorado has to offer. At least degenerate smack addicts are under no delusion that they're doing it because it makes them feel good and that they couldn't stop without dying. That said, we might get some 41%ers if the tax payer funded horse piss injections ever dried up.

 

[Corn Flakes]

Insert a bunch of lost sperging about the unsuitability of a 5.7x28mm semiauto pistol as a ranch gun, in spite of their ignorant assertions to the contrary. Best choice for a sidearm is a revolver of sufficient power to take down big animals, loaded with snake shot to deal with smaller pests and threats and then some rounds to deal with bigger things, and a light carbine for use when immediate and convenient access is not required.

Bonus points if both of those guns take the same cartridge. .357 and .44 Magnum are probably the best choices. Oh, and .41 Magnum for @The Dude .

You know, I would give them some respect if they went for some .357 action. Some of the best guns I've ever handled (and owned) were in that caliber and they were just fun to shoot. Accurate, too, if you knew what you were doing. Of course, .44 Mag is great, too.

Unfortunately, a .357 or a .44 revolver or lever-action carbine doesn't look gamer enough for that crowd. I'm sure they think wooden furniture is a dogwhistle for the alt-right or some shit like that.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Nah nah nah, we need to go back over the injection night thing. Here it is in its full glory. View attachment 2449533View attachment 2449532

The Eternal💎Penellope on Twitter: "E night on the ranch! Woooo! T ni…

archived 16 Aug 2021 19:50:02 UTC

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The copper platter really sells the cult aspect. Come get your E blessed by the Goddess herself.

 

[Eurasian Lynx]

Granted, those don't look like male feet, on the other hand I'd say that they barely look like human feet.

They look like the feet of a waterlogged corpse.

 

[Neko GF]

The next big topic for any e-begging topics:

https://twitter.com/BonnieMakes/status/1427659626187681799 (Archive)

 

[mr.moon1488]

A while ago (I think a couple months) we got a TikTok of a weird, blobby looking tranch serf ranting about a convenience store clerk hitting on shim. Shehe was mad because the clerk wanted to fuck shim, but shehe was going to "be fucking [him]!" At the time some people suggested that shehe was actually a TiF (hisher gender wasn't made clear in the video) and I was skeptical, but it's possible that they've had TiFs on the tranch for a while now and we're only getting confirmation on this fact now. I hadn't checked this thread in 24 hours, but the rollback apparently erased some evidence of hairy "hobbit" feet.

They might be referring to this
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Specifically these
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Granted, those don't look like male feet, on the other hand I'd say that they barely look like human feet.

It's pretty dumb/gross for them to be walking around barefoot like that. In addition to it being multiple people living there, you have to think. If they don't take their shoes off at the door they're tracking in fecal matter from working out and around the ranch, which they're then stepping on with their bare feet. That's just asking for a serious infection.

 

[Old Fart]

It's pretty dumb/gross for them to be walking around barefoot like that. In addition to it being multiple people living there, you have to think. If they don't take their shoes off at the door they're tracking in fecal matter from working out and around the ranch, which they're then stepping on with their bare feet. That's just asking for a serious infection.

That may well be the least of their hygienic worries, with the dirty kitchen, multiple invasive surgeries, and engaging in weird sexual acts with changing partners fighting for a place on the podium.

 

[DemonicMustache]

The copper platter really sells the cult aspect. Come get your E blessed by the Goddess herself.

It's disgusting. Why are they ritualistically consuming Estrogen on the same night? Do they perform some sort of ceremony before handing out the syringes? Just ewww.

 

[Corn Flakes]

It's disgusting. Why are they ritualistically consuming Estrogen on the same night? Do they perform some sort of ceremony before handing out the syringes? Just ewww.

I can see that narrated by David Attenborough or Morgan Freeman.

In the foothills of Colorado, the members of the Tenacious Unicorn cult gather around the ceremonial tray for their weekly bonding ritual. These Brave and Stunning True and Honest Women, clad in their tactical robes and clitoral hoods, have granted us a rare opportunity indeed to film such a sacred event.