Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Maude Snew]

I will not let a rollback erase my jokes.

Mangosteen didn't shill itself.

 

[Oliver Onions]

What's next? A hilarious take on KMFDM or making fun of grunge fashion?

He needs to hit up Slowbeef and get the band back together so they can go Retsupurae some TikToks.

Jokes about poor camera positioning and kids being shit at everything are evergreen. Just ask Maddox.

 

[Brain Problems]

- The guest writer is Zoe "bullied my ex to death" Quinn - maybe Lowtax is looking for pointers?

I thought you were fucking with me but lo and behold, the whore that set the internet on fire in 2014 has managed to find yet another way to embarrass herself and Rich. Incredible. The saddest part in my opinion is that for someone who literally caused an ex to kill himself over a casual attempt at clout chasing, partnering with Lowtax to make fun of motherfucking Trent Reznor in the 80s/90s is actually beneath her.

Richard, you have fallen so hard and so fast that Chelsea Valkenberg is slumming when she gives you the time of day. Think about this for two seconds.

 

[Dyn]

If Lowtax named us in his suicide note the DoS attacks would finally stop.

 

[Long Tongue Silver]

Trent Reznor, huh?
In Rich's booze-and-pill-hazed head, it's always 1999.

I created Something Awful. Now I’m a broke, crippled shell of a man.

Probably the only scintilla of self-awareness he'll ever have.

 

[negativlad]

I don't think anyone cares about them enough for their to be fallout. Rich or Chelsea would have to get some sweet position that puts them in a position of power or a lot of money for anyone to care what they say or do. They're both radioactive internet has beens at this point.

I'm definitely curious to see which career path tanks the hardest: Professional Victim or Professional Retard.

 

[TurdFondler]

If Lowtax named us in his suicide note the DoS attacks would finally stop.

His suicide note/manifesto is third on the to do list, right after "fixing search function" and "write the Notch article". The last item on the list is "vindication".

 

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

Probably the only scintilla of self-awareness he'll ever have.

If anyone else made the joke he did, he'd shriek like a small dog with a lit string of firecrackers tied to its tail. Rich is the only person ever allowed to joke at his expense.

 

[Bins]

So it would seem Richy has found a way to make more money...
SA Store | Archive https://archive.md/peJPf

This was posted in a QCS thread.

There is an issue though....

So now we have some more info about what exactly was purchased, literally almost everything (Probably even Doomhouse?)
The store most likely will get taken down due to copyright instead of this going to a lolsuit.

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine the sheer joy of watching Richard troon out.

 

[RJ MacReady]

The store most likely will get taken down due to copyright instead of this going to a lolsuit.

We'll probably get to see Dickard tard out from being told he can't squat on a company and IP he no longer owns. I wouldn't be surprised if his spongiform brain doesn't even remember that he sold SA because he signed the contract while in a drunken, narcotic haze, his brain solely occupied with lust for all the mail order pastries and guns the money would bring him.

 

[Maude Snew]

We'll probably get to see Dickard tard out from being told he can't squat on a company and IP he no longer owns. I wouldn't be surprised if his spongiform brain doesn't even remember that he sold SA because he signed the contract while in a drunken, narcotic haze, his brain solely occupied with lust for all the mail order pastries and guns the money would bring him.

Doesn't he still own the LLC though? I thought only the assets were sold so the new old owner didn't have to dox himself.

 

[RJ MacReady]

Doesn't he still own the LLC though? I thought only the assets were sold so the new old owner didn't have to dox himself.

Intellectual property and merchandising rights are assets.

 

[Rhysuu]

Lowtax hasn't been online on Discord or Steam since his last stream titled "The Last Episode Ever!!!" three days ago, normally he's on Discord every day and tagged as playing Hearthstone. His post made about the merch was four days back and he hasn't posted in his Discord either. Think he finally bit the literal bullet?

I'd like to note as well that he's set up a new Discord channel where messages left from purchases on his store are posted. Each purchase has a section where you can send a message to the creator and these all end up there in the Discord. It would appear that three people have made purchases while leaving messages thus far and the last one was on 8/13.

 

[break these cuffs]

Lowtax hasn't been online on Discord or Steam since his last stream titled "The Last Episode Ever!!!" three days ago, normally he's on Discord every day and tagged as playing Hearthstone. His post made about the merch was four days back and he hasn't posted in his Discord either. Think he finally bit the literal bullet?

Nah, he's on some kinda bender. Bad news? A bank transfer from Momtax? Another dumb broad was lured to his basement lair? He has nothing to do but stream and wallow in self pity unless an external force interjects into his life. Loltax is too much of a narc to suck start one of his meme guns. I thinks it's more likely that Chelsea paid him a visit and murdered him for his mangosteen cache than him killing himself.

 

[Long Tongue Silver]

Lowtax hasn't been online on Discord or Steam since his last stream titled "The Last Episode Ever!!!" three days ago, normally he's on Discord every day and tagged as playing Hearthstone. His post made about the merch was four days back and he hasn't posted in his Discord either. Think he finally bit the literal bullet?

I'd like to note as well that he's set up a new Discord channel where messages left from purchases on his store are posted. Each purchase has a section where you can send a message to the creator and these all end up there in the Discord. It would appear that three people have made purchases while leaving messages thus far and the last one was on 8/13.

It ain't over until we see a coroner's report.

 

[Maude Snew]

Intellectual property and merchandising rights are assets.

Yeah but also the LLC is called Something Awful LLC still. And if Jeff doesn't want to dox himself what's he gonna do? Sue? No way in hell. No matter what happens it will be funny though so Lowtax should just keep going with the name.

 

[RJ MacReady]

Yeah but also the LLC is called Something Awful LLC still. And if Jeff doesn't want to dox himself what's he gonna do? Sue? No way in hell. No matter what happens it will be funny though so Lowtax should just keep going with the name.

The name of the LLC doesn't mean anything. Jeffrey bought the rights to the name and all the intellectual property associated with it, e.g. the SA grenade which Dickard is selling shirts of. Dickard owns a meaningless LLC that happens to be called Something Awful. And Jeffrey wouldn't need to sue because he can just email Teespring telling them some fat retard is bootlegging his shit and they'll take it down.

 

[break these cuffs]

The name of the LLC doesn't mean anything. Jeffrey bought the rights to the name and all the intellectual property associated with it, e.g. the SA grenade which Dickard is selling shirts of. Dickard owns a meaningless LLC that happens to be called Something Awful. And Jeffrey wouldn't need to sue because he can just email Teespring telling them some fat retard is bootlegging his shit and they'll take it down.

Lowtax is a spiteful faggot, Jeffy is a lying cuck, and Teespring are bottom of the barrel shekel grubbers. I'm just hoping for hilarity.

 

[Ghostse]

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So now we have some more info about what exactly was purchased, literally almost everything (Probably even Doomhouse?)

I'm getting some good keks out of info from Jeffo.

I know you all have short memories, but the leasee for the GTR was Something Awful, LLC. Jeffery's lawyer made he didn't acquire a GTR lease.