Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Fanny Trucker]

I get the feeling if Pat ever actually got in a fight, and someone responded to his shit with anything more than a play slap, he'd either A. run away and file a police report and a civil suit, or B. immediately pull out his Glock, shoot you (giving himself a concussion in the process), and spend most of the rest of his life behind bars for an unjustified level of force.

 

[thismanlies]

Edit: More oinking. Imagine fighting people on twitter all day instead of raising your daughter.

Daughter: Dad, I’m hungry
Patrick: Shut up, child. I’m putting these Twitter children in their place.
Daughter: Dad, maybe if you try writing a book instead of writing tweets, you could…
Patrick: WHAT DID YOU SAY?! ILL HAVE YOU KNOW YOURE TALKING TO A TOUGH GUY! ILL FEED YOU YOUR TEETH IF YOURE SO HUNGRY!

No matter how hard I try to make this funny, the idea of Patrick raising children makes me sad.

 

[Flexo]

Rare Pat selfie. Selfies used to be a daily thing for Pat, but he has stopped taking pictures of himself since becoming morbidly obese, and even hides his body in this one.

He's like if droopy dog was made human.

Without the charm or winning.

 

[The Man From Nowhere]

Daughter: Dad, I’m hungry
Patrick: Shut up, child. I’m putting these Twitter children in their place.
Daughter: Dad, maybe if you try writing a book instead of writing tweets, you could…
Patrick: WHAT DID YOU SAY?! ILL HAVE YOU KNOW YOURE TALKING TO A TOUGH GUY! ILL FEED YOU YOUR TEETH IF YOURE SO HUNGRY!

No matter how hard I try to make this funny, the idea of Patrick raising children makes me sad.

As much shit as he gets for abandoning his daughter, it was probably a good thing.

 

[Rekkington]

I remember seeing fatty arguing with someone about how exactly in the fuck he was conservative in any way. Fatrick said he is "a classic conservative, child." But I think he just chose to say that because it sounded good to him in his beer, bratwurst, and fat ensconced brain. Because if you look up 'classic conservative/conservatism' it's by definition pretty much everything Fatrick is against. Shit like keeping the status quo in gov't and not funding gov't aid programs. Patrick would LOVE to get rid of the status quo politicians and replace them with woke POCs, AOC's gays, fat sci-fi writers, and trannies. And I'm sure he'd be all in on tons of different gov't aid programs funded by taxes if it helped minorities. He's almost the antithesis of a classic conservative. He's just progressive liberal who owns guns. And fat. But as already mentioned by others ITT, it's just something he says to win Twitter arguments. So he can say, "Nu-uh, child. I am not a fat liberal pussy. I'm an actual tough guy classic conservative who will spoon feed you your own teeth. And you're just stupid. Blocked. I win."

It might also be that because he spends so much time in bars and problem-drinking, he feels he needs to say he's Conservative just to fit in. Which is why when he's defending child trannies, he needs to put a faggy flame decal on every one of his pinions.

 

[Boston Brand]

Should Fat ever attempt to confront any of the 60 John Does, all they would have to do is throw lunch meat at him. He would cower in fear for an hour to two and then pick up the meat and eat it while crying.

Where the hell do they even buy followers these days anyway? Fivver was the big one for years until they banned that.

 

[The Man From Nowhere]

Where the hell do they even buy followers these days anyway? Fivver was the big one for years until they banned that.

Theres a couple sites out there, but it's very clear that they're fake accounts that are following you. Most of the ones you get are weird foreign names and don't have a profile pic or anything. Very clearly bot accounts.

 

[Boston Brand]

Theres a couple sites out there, but it's very clear that they're fake accounts that are following you. Most of the ones you get are weird foreign names and don't have a profile pic or anything. Very clearly bot accounts.

So pretty much the old Fiverr system. Got it.

 

[AnOminous]

Pat reaches his limit. Remember, he is suing 60 people for saying unkind things about him on the internet.

Imagine being this fat. Imagine being this fat of a motherfucker. Imagine suing people for calling you fat, when you OBVIOUSLY ARE FAT.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Okay, couple of new rules for the thread guys. We are not allowed to call him Pat.

Also, we are not allowed to call him Rick either.

More oinking about cyberstalkers.

Morbidly obese dimwit Patrick S Tomlinson identifies black woman Candace Owens as a white nationalist.

 

[AnOminous]

Okay, couple of new rules for the thread guys. We are not allowed to call him Pat.

Lmao this fat cocksucker thinks he gets to make rules? ROTFL! Hey Pat. You're FAT.

More oinking about cyberstalkers.

Imagine being Fatrick Hamlinson. Imagine being this terminally mad. Look at the level of anal anguish this dude has. Lmao.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

The Glock is a replacement for a gun purportedly lost in a home robbery. Unsurprisingly, Patrick believes this was an effort by some shadow cabal to silence his luminary voice.

Should I assume that fatpat is a proponent of more 'common sense' gun control that will do nothing when people like him fail to secure firearms and someone can just break in and take them?

Not interested in gun sperging but I have to imagine everything about him is hypocritical

 

[Mr Moonface]

"Author" who claims to make six figures a year posts pictures of his backyard.

At the bottom right in the second image is the entrance to Pat's basement, where it has been alleged many horrific things occur.

Also adding this because I think this guy actually comments here.

Pretty ironic of Pat to even comment on someone else's legal case, given the recent news about his dumb lawsuit.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Another new rule, don't mention that Pat pays no child support to his daughter.

edit: Religion is bad because of Star Trek, child.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Daughter: Dad, I’m hungry
Patrick: Shut up, child. I’m putting these Twitter children in their place.
Daughter: Dad, maybe if you try writing a book instead of writing tweets, you could…
Patrick: WHAT DID YOU SAY?! ILL HAVE YOU KNOW YOURE TALKING TO A TOUGH GUY! ILL FEED YOU YOUR TEETH IF YOURE SO HUNGRY!

No matter how hard I try to make this funny, the idea of Patrick raising children makes me sad.

Don't worry, the government found something on him so he could remove his parental rights. That's going to be on his record forever.

"Author" who claims to make six figures a year posts pictures of his backyard.

If he was making six figures a year he wouldn't have to use his PPP to pay off his shitty motorcycle.

"Author" who claims to make six figures a year posts pictures of his backyard.

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At the bottom right in the second image is the entrance to Pat's basement, where it has been alleged many horrific things occur.

Also adding this because I think this guy actually comments here.

Should be noticed that this is basically the size of his "yard" just to the left is the parking space. My garden is larger than that

 

[Flexo]

Hey KiwiFarms! Show me an apt visual metaphor for Patrick's claims, credibility, and talent.

Perfect!

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I get the feeling if Pat ever actually got in a fight, and someone responded to his shit with anything more than a play slap, he'd either A. run away and file a police report and a civil suit, or B. immediately pull out his Glock, shoot you (giving himself a concussion in the process), and spend most of the rest of his life behind bars for an unjustified level of force.

I think Fatrick has probably gotten drunk and mouthed off at people in bars a dozen or more times, only to immediately back down when the other guy offers to take it outside. Then again, maybe he's careful to only do his drinking in hipster bars full of hipster pussies.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Pat added some more nonsense beneath the Star Trek idiocy.

His dad is responsible for a lot of laughter.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

If his dad had snuck into Fatrick's room when he was a child and shoved his man-meat into Fatrick's adolescent mouth, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised. That, too, would go a long way towards explaining who and what Fatrick is.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I think Fatrick has probably gotten drunk and mouthed off at people in bars a dozen or more times, only to immediately back down when the other guy offers to take it outside. Then again, maybe he's careful to only do his drinking in hipster bars full of hipster pussies.

His tough guy schtick is only for Twitter and Youtube.