Fiona's Brief Reddit AMA on 8/16 (Confirmed genuine.) - Not much new material but much fallout and speculation.

[StraightShooter2]

Not like you could do better.

Yeah right. Even if I paid for sex with the same hooker who took Chris' virginity, that would still be better than splooging inside of Barb.

 

[Internet Explorer]

Yeah right. Even if I paid for sex with the same hooker who took Chris' virginity, that would still be better than splooging inside of Barb.

Shit, even filming himself on a low-res camera while he fucks his inflatable doll is a million leagues above Barbara.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

The greatest epics end where they began, so in some ways Chris was just be poetic by returning his mother's cunt.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Shit, even filming himself on a low-res camera while he fucks his inflatable doll is a million leagues above Barbara.

Makes me wonder if some kinky online sex shop will start selling a Barb blow-up doll now.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

The greatest epics end where they began, so in some ways Chris was just be poetic by returning his mother's cunt.

The love quest ended where it began, truly a story on par with the Epic of Gilgamesh. Chris certainly came full circle.

 

[Creepuscular]

Yeah, being able to have sex with a fat slob who ejaculates inside of his elderly mother really is the "opportunity of a lifetime" isn't it?

That’s not what I said.

 

[Spooky Bones]

Why is everyone so incensed by the prospect of Fiona disavowing the Kiwi? People hate us. Some of them have good reasons, some of them have made-up reasons. Nobody here should care about that either way, and those of you that somehow feel 'slighted' by this turn of events are fucking clowns.

Not so much slighted as wondering wtf she is thinking. I mean I know that people hate and fear the Kiwi Farms, but come on. The stuff she was saying was literally incomprehensible (something along the lines of them "I fear them because they want to clear my name," what the actual fuck?) I don't care if she shit-talks us in public or whatever but I'm annoyed she's in public in the first place. People didn't go out of the way to give her the benefit of the doubt for her to expose herself to a bunch of weens. Kiwi disavowal is the icing on the cake but is pretty diet compared to that.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

Not so much slighted as wondering wtf she is thinking. I mean I know that people hate and fear the Kiwi Farms, but come on. The stuff she was saying was literally incomprehensible (something along the lines of them "I fear them because they want to clear my name," what the actual fuck?) I don't care if she shit-talks us in public or whatever but I'm annoyed she's in public in the first place. People didn't go out of the way to give her the benefit of the doubt for her to expose herself to a bunch of weens and make all the efforts, so to speak, for naught. Kiwi disavowal is the icing on the cake but is pretty diet compared to that.

You can lead a horse to water but can't make them drink.

I guess she just wants to become a lolcow just like the love who rejected her, oh well, nothing more to do but sit back and laugh

 

[ogmudbone]

Please, Fiona! Don't troon out! Stay a quirky, cookie girl with rainbowed colored hair who fights for justice.



OMG, if that isn't a rapist, I don't know what is.




More lies. The only thing we can say for certainty is that Chris is ugly, and he more than likely did gross stuff with Barb.

He looks like he cant emote correctly. I guess thats what people have been referring to all these years.

 

[Creepuscular]

The stuff she was saying was literally incomprehensible (something along the lines of them "I fear them because they want to clear my name," what the actual fuck?)

There was that, and that she said Bella encouraged Chris to fuck his mom after reading Kiwi Farms. Like, what? How would that even happen?

I don’t think she’s coming to these kinds of conclusions based on our reputation. Someone is feeding her this shit.

 

[KungPowChimkum]

People might think it's kinda odd that Fiona doesn't want to associate with KF, but comeon now. This is a site that focuses on making fun of autistic people or just weird/exceptional individuals. Also, god knows the things Chris has told Fiona about the forums, so it's really a no brainer she wouldn't like this place.

This being said, I do like the fact that all over Reddit people have been backing us up, telling her that the kiwis haven't tried to attack her or anything.

 

[Unabashed Hermaphrodite]

There was that, and that she said Bella encouraged Chris to fuck his mom after reading Kiwi Farms. Like, what? How would that even happen?

I don’t think she’s coming to these kinds of conclusions based on our reputation. Someone is feeding her this shit.

To be fair, young kids assume extreme shit all the time. Bella could think everyone on the farms legit was burgeoning psychopaths, idolized kiwi and so that's why she went so fucking crazy when everyone started dunking on her.

Or it's more nefarious and I don't want that.

 

[Creepuscular]

Bella could think everyone on the farms legit was burgeoning psychopaths, idolized kiwi and so that's why she went so fucking crazy when everyone started dunking on her.

If this was the case, the Farms would have come up a bunch in Discord leaks dated before the Merge.

 

[~Bubbles~]

Not so much slighted as wondering wtf she is thinking. I mean I know that people hate and fear the Kiwi Farms, but come on. The stuff she was saying was literally incomprehensible (something along the lines of them "I fear them because they want to clear my name," what the actual fuck?) I don't care if she shit-talks us in public or whatever but I'm annoyed she's in public in the first place. People didn't go out of the way to give her the benefit of the doubt for her to expose herself to a bunch of weens and make all the efforts, so to speak, for naught. Kiwi disavowal is the icing on the cake but is pretty diet compared to that.

She's an libtard zoomer. I interpreted her statement as something along the lines of "they don't want me to speak up" because by unveiling the information without her input rendered her powerless without us and the thread, and so by going to reddit and acting retarded she was going to "take her power and agency back" or some shit.

Karma did the rest.

 

[Spooky Bones]

She's an libtard zoomer. I interpreted her statement as something along the lines of "they don't want me to speak up" because by unveiling the information without her input rendered her powerless without us and the thread, and so by going to reddit and acting retarded she was going to "take her power and agency back" or some shit.

I have no idea what you are saying and I feel like if I did then I'd be halfway to turning troon. What bullshit. What a dumb thing to do. So frustrating.

 

[Unabashed Hermaphrodite]

I have no idea what you are saying and I feel like if I did then I'd be halfway to turning troon. What bullshit. What a dumb thing to do. So frustrating.

Oh it's super dumb but they do feel like this which is why it's important to set them straight with something OTHER than a hugbox, not exactly old school tough love but telling them the truth is important.

If they're a minority, show them that hey most of this is ironic, don't fall for the clickbait.

Even for PoC transwomen(debate over if they're the highest at risk for death in the containment anyone who tries baiting that here), you don't have to fear strangers.

Violence usually comes from people you know, or it being provoked or hell even just being in the wrong place/wrong time.

They legit don't know this and eat up "everyone who says tranny is going to kill you once they get the chance" cause that's the culture developed by liberals (not progressives, liberals). I see it a ton in big discords and all the zoomer media my friends share me. Not to mention(power leveling I guess? Oh no I've been to colleges)MOST college LGBT groups.

 

[Spooky Bones]

Per Grant:
(a) It really was Fiona;
(b) Fiona now has a flip phone.

To fill in the blanks, and this is mostly my speculation, not particularly anything Grant has told me, but I suspect it went something like this: Fiona gets out of the hospital, accesses her smart phone. We all know that they are actually quite addictive, releasing those little dopamine hits and all, so this is no small temptation. Logs into reddit and is in a bit of a haze through anxiety and everything else that has happened so makes some confusing posts, and when she starts getting deluged with questions, it becomes overwhelming and she peaces out. That to me is very plausible.

But hopefully she can get some time away from this shit. Maybe one day if not exactly a laughing matter all of this will just be some surreal episode to look back on. Anyway, good luck, Fiona. May you never have to hear the name "Christian Weston Chandler" again.

Please do not try to contact any of these people.

 

[TheLastJoestar]

I wouldn't say Christory has ended. There's definitely no redemption arc at this point, but he's got at least another chapter or two in him while he's still alive and kicking.

I for one look forward to the Netflix miniseries about his time in captivity.

Meh, Christory GT will just be a sad cash-grab and ghost of it's former self. This saga is best ending with the case and sentencing.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Per Grant:
(a) It really was Fiona;
(b) Fiona now has a flip phone.

Never doubted it was her, although the tinfoil conspiracy theories were funny to watch people conjure up.
Hopefully she's too zoomer to figure out how to access the internet on her flip phone.

Seems a lot of people forget she's a total sperg and her only friends are grant and that subreddit and it's sperg inhabitants. Her kiwi comments are bizarre, but then again I'm sure she was browsing the thread during the initial dox, and when the narrative of the thread was about how she's terrible and then the GiBi incident i'm sure didn't help.

 

[Oscar Winner]

Per Grant:
(a) It really was Fiona;
(b) Fiona now has a flip phone.

To fill in the blanks, and this is mostly my speculation, not particularly anything Grant has told me, but I suspect it went something like this: Fiona gets out of the hospital, accesses her smart phone. We all know that they are actually quite addictive, releasing those little dopamine hits and all, so this is no small temptation. Logs into reddit and is in a bit of a haze through anxiety and everything else that has happened so makes some confusing posts, and when she starts getting deluged with questions, it becomes overwhelming and she peaces out. That to me is very plausible.

But hopefully she can get some time away from this shit. Maybe one day if not exactly a laughing matter all of this will just be some surreal episode to look back on. Anyway, good luck, Fiona. May you never have to hear the name "Christian Weston Chandler" again.

Please do not try to contact any of these people.

That's interesting. Most people on r/chrischansonichu that were familiar with how she wrote when she was a mod didn't believe it was her.

She didn't really answer many questions. As a supposed AMA, she posted to 2 subreddits and her profile, with comments all over the place, and mostly not replying to someone, just adding another comment to the thread, and deleting comments that people were saying didn't add up. There's a lot that still doesn't make sense, so maybe she's not as recovered as she originally thought when she went on there. Saying she wanted to tell her story, but said nothing in regards to that. She also commented that she's already posted the evidence she has of ILJ, has anyone seen it?

Super curious as to why she thinks the farms are attacking her, or where she got the idea from. Tin foil theory that ILJ may still have contact with her as a different online friend and Fiona hasn't realised it's Bella pretending to be someone else.