Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

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Was in Surfer's Telegram and got his justification for not wearing a mask in writing. Pretty based, will be sure to use this.

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vulg said:
lol they all got fatter
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It's strange. The excuse "I had a few beers" was used more than once. Do these people partake in no exercise? If you go for a 1 hour walk or 20 minute run everyday and don't eat like a fat pig you can lose weight while drinking a few beers every week.
 
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Has PPP ever revealed his/Surfer's denomination? I'm assuming they're not Catholic.
 
Surfer’s mask take is based and not schizophrenic.

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“Remind them to be subject to rulers and authorities, to obey, to be ready for every good work, to speak evil of no one, to be peaceable, gentle, showing all humility to all men. For we ourselves were also once foolish, disobedient, deceived, serving various lusts and pleasures, living in malice and envy, hateful and hating one another. But when the kindness and the love of God our Savior toward man appeared, not by works of righteousness which we have done, but according to His mercy He saved us, through the washing of regeneration and renewing of the Holy Spirit, whom He poured out on us abundantly through Jesus Christ our Savior, that having been justified by His grace we should become heirs according to the hope of eternal life. This is a faithful saying, and these things I want you to affirm constantly, that those who have believed in God should be careful to maintain good works. These things are good and profitable to men. But avoid foolish disputes, genealogies, contentions, and strivings about the law; for they are unprofitable and useless. Reject a divisive man after the first and second admonition, knowing that such a person is warped and sinning, being self-condemned.”
‭‭Titus‬ ‭3:1-11‬ ‭NKJV
 
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Surfer should attend the Church of God in Aylmer Ontario (long drive from Peterborough, but it’s one of the only non cucked churches in Ontario) to meet his future Amish / Mennonite trad wife
American Bullfrog said:
Surfer’s mask take is based and not schizophrenic.

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“Remind them to be subject to rulers and authorities, to obey, to be ready for every good work, to speak evil of no one, to be peaceable, gentle, showing all humility to all men. For we ourselves were also once foolish, disobedient, deceived, serving various lusts and pleasures, living in malice and envy, hateful and hating one another. But when the kindness and the love of God our Savior toward man appeared, not by works of righteousness which we have done, but according to His mercy He saved us, through the washing of regeneration and renewing of the Holy Spirit, whom He poured out on us abundantly through Jesus Christ our Savior, that having been justified by His grace we should become heirs according to the hope of eternal life. This is a faithful saying, and these things I want you to affirm constantly, that those who have believed in God should be careful to maintain good works. These things are good and profitable to men. But avoid foolish disputes, genealogies, contentions, and strivings about the law; for they are unprofitable and useless. Reject a divisive man after the first and second admonition, knowing that such a person is warped and sinning, being self-condemned.”
‭‭Titus‬ ‭3:1-11‬ ‭NKJV
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surfer needs to drop the sales job and become a full time Cult Leader
 
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American Bullfrog said:
Surfer’s mask take is based and not schizophrenic.

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“Remind them to be subject to rulers and authorities, to obey, to be ready for every good work, to speak evil of no one, to be peaceable, gentle, showing all humility to all men. For we ourselves were also once foolish, disobedient, deceived, serving various lusts and pleasures, living in malice and envy, hateful and hating one another. But when the kindness and the love of God our Savior toward man appeared, not by works of righteousness which we have done, but according to His mercy He saved us, through the washing of regeneration and renewing of the Holy Spirit, whom He poured out on us abundantly through Jesus Christ our Savior, that having been justified by His grace we should become heirs according to the hope of eternal life. This is a faithful saying, and these things I want you to affirm constantly, that those who have believed in God should be careful to maintain good works. These things are good and profitable to men. But avoid foolish disputes, genealogies, contentions, and strivings about the law; for they are unprofitable and useless. Reject a divisive man after the first and second admonition, knowing that such a person is warped and sinning, being self-condemned.”
‭‭Titus‬ ‭3:1-11‬ ‭NKJV
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Titus is about how church fathers are supposed to run internal church matters, I'm not sure how surfer not wanting to wear the mask spreads discord within the "congregation" of him and PPP.
 
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vulg said:
lol they all got fatter
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PPP losing to Null after all the shittalking on the first week is the second funniest outcome for me.
The first is Ralph winning, whether it is by actually dieting, jailtime or a six-month stint at the hospital it doesn't matter.
The third is PPP actually never even started dieting, faked the first week's result and got a bunch of retards to sperg at Null about pizza day.
 
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Weird Ages said:
PPP losing to Null after all the shittalking on the first week is the second funniest outcome for me.
The first is Ralph winning, whether it is by actually dieting, jailtime or a six-month stint at the hospital it doesn't matter.
The third is PPP actually never even started dieting, faked the first week's result and got a bunch of retards to sperg at Null about pizza day.
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PPP is visibly less corpulent than in the Andy/George Floyd reenactment, he certainly hasnt faked it all.
 
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