Taliban offensive of 2021 and collapse of Afghan government.

[FlappyBat]

Hey DUMB DUMB. Biden got those troops from Trump, so they’re defective. What, can your small brain not handle facts and stuff?

Hey, this is super fun. Wonder where these people are? You know. The people who all post the same insult>FACCCCCTTTTTTSSSSS>belittle?

Look at the size of the little bat's head. It is too small and too young to be wrinkly enough to understand all these things.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Leaving Afghanis to die is one thing. But leaving a waifu is inexcusable and should be punishable by death

Depends on who the waifu is.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Ohhh noooo....how could we have ever seen all this coming?

 

[make_it_so]

Benghazi was a real early example of the modern left's playbook, I look back and cringe at the reactions I saw from the left wing online community I was a part of then, it was literally "who gives a single shit?"

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

 

[A Logging Company]

Worse, it'll start busting through NPC programming when the powers that be inevitably try to throw Joe and Joan Six Pack's kid or cousin or nephew under the bus by saying it wasn't the government or Generals fault, but the fault of the lower ranks for not believing in Tinkerbell hard enough.

They are already laying the blame at the ANA and former Afghan government. Its a good weasel strategy you would expect from an experienced bureaucrat. They're not going to go Vietnam protesters spitting on soldiers. Colbert's monologue is telling us that they have not given up on 9/11 soldier worship (especially now that the military is as pozzed as the rest of the government at this point), and not-so-subtly calling for them to kill MAGAtards.

 

[Roybertitos]

Seeing that pic of that crowded ass plane, I wonder what's the possibility of the Taliban attempting to commit 9/11 2: Electric Boogaloo? It wouldn't be hard to mix in some Taliban diehards into the evacuation, especially since most pics I've seen have young fighting age men just fleeing the country. In my mind, they kinda got everything they wanted. They got all of Afghanistan to themselves to do whatever they want and made the Great Satan look like total losers. I don't really see an incentive for them to pull anything, especially if they do it they'll be buttfucked all over again.

On the other hand, Biden is still sending troops over to help with the evacuation to my knowledge. If those guys end up staying past the Sept. 11 deadline, that might be incentive enough. I'm kinda doubtful tho, but in this timeline it feels like anything is possible.

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

They are already laying the blame at the ANA and former Afghan government. Its a good weasel strategy you would expect from an experienced bureaucrat. They're not going to go Vietnam protesters spitting on soldiers. Colbert's monologue is telling us that they have not given up on 9/11 soldier worship (especially now that the military is as pozzed as the rest of the government at this point), and not-so-subtly calling for them to kill MAGAtards.

The American people have known that Afghanistan was unwinnable since the late 2000s, its only the deepstate that kept us there, you wont see anyone spitting on troops or giving them grief like Vietnam, the mentality for the War of Terror period has always been that the troops are just gulliable or desperate people who got duped into imperialist work. The ANA and government was shit and everyone knew that, thats why Americans wanted out. I wont shit on Biden for getting us out but I will shit on him for refusing to use Trump's ceasefire time to get out because of political posturing and pride. It was something that had to be done, and even IF he did it during the ceasefire I accept that it would have still been something of a shit show in the waning days of the Afghan Republic, these things never end cleanly. But the current fiasco of contractors being trapped in Kabul and the 7k troops being fully surrounded doing an evacuation was entirely Biden's own creation and he needs to be held accountable for such a fuckup of this proportion, a more zealous foe like ISIS would have already sieged the airport and beheaded that 7k unsupported detachment, its merely by the Taliban being restrained that this hasn't been a greater fiasco.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Seeing that pic of that crowded ass plane, I wonder what's the possibility of the Taliban attempting to commit 9/11 2: Electric Boogaloo? It wouldn't be hard to mix in some Taliban diehards into the evacuation, especially since most pics I've seen have young fighting age men just fleeing the country. In my mind, they kinda got everything they wanted. They got all of Afghanistan to themselves to do whatever they want and made the Great Satan look like total losers. I don't really see an incentive for them to pull anything, especially if they do it they'll be buttfucked all over again.

On the other hand, Biden is still sending troops over to help with the evacuation to my knowledge. If those guys end up staying past the Sept. 11 deadline, that might be incentive enough. I'm kinda doubtful tho, but in this timeline it feels like anything is possible.

So realistically, no, this isn't possible.

Afghanistan is surrounded by other Muslim countries, and the worries you're describing are exactly why almost no planes are being sent directly back to Europe. Instead, they're having flights stop in Doha (Qatar), Dubai (UAE), and a couple other places in (I think?) Uzbekistan. I don't think I've seen any traffic to Pakistan, even though Islamabad is the closest airport to Kabul.

The reason 9/11 worked so well is that the planes were crashed when they were still totally full of fuel, when only a few minutes had elapsed of what was supposed to be a transoceanic flight with a full tank. The only places these planes are capable of being hijacked to are just more developing-world shitholes, and all the potential cities to attack within a reasonable range won't exactly piss off the Great Satan.

 

[Constellationzero]

Seeing that pic of that crowded ass plane, I wonder what's the possibility of the Taliban attempting to commit 9/11 2: Electric Boogaloo? It wouldn't be hard to mix in some Taliban diehards into the evacuation, especially since most pics I've seen have young fighting age men just fleeing the country. In my mind, they kinda got everything they wanted. They got all of Afghanistan to themselves to do whatever they want and made the Great Satan look like total losers. I don't really see an incentive for them to pull anything, especially if they do it they'll be buttfucked all over again.

On the other hand, Biden is still sending troops over to help with the evacuation to my knowledge. If those guys end up staying past the Sept. 11 deadline, that might be incentive enough. I'm kinda doubtful tho, but in this timeline it feels like anything is possible.

Well, I mentioned this before. Downing planes are an astronomical undertaking that involves years in the making. While they might do that... wouldn't it be Cheaper, more expedient, and quicker to:

Coordinate a few clusters of "refugees" in like 9 different cities. Spray up a few shopping malls and truck of peace simultaneously?
Have Achmed and the boys wear their snackbar vest with their suit on the 8AM commute. Can nail Metra, BART, subways, etc.
Also performed in several different cities simultaneously.
Truck of peace for State Fairs, Labor Day parades, Veterans Day parades, county fairs, etc.

Yep. They can arrest people...but they can't get them all. And people WILL sit up and take notice of SEVERAL simultaneous coordinated spread out smaller attacks.
Also puts you all on notice. What's safe? Nothing.

 

[Niggernerd]

Depends on who the waifu is.

Narutard waifus and SAO waifus get the bullet

 

[Roybertitos]

So realistically, no, this isn't possible.

Afghanistan is surrounded by other Muslim countries, and the worries you're describing are exactly why almost no planes are being sent directly back to Europe. Instead, they're having flights stop in Doha (Qatar), Dubai (UAE), and a couple other places in (I think?) Uzbekistan. I don't think I've seen any traffic to Pakistan, even though Islamabad is the closest airport to Kabul.

The reason 9/11 worked so well is that the planes were crashed when they were still totally full of fuel, when only a few minutes had elapsed of what was supposed to be a transoceanic flight with a full tank. The only places these planes are capable of being hijacked to are just more developing-world shitholes, and all the potential cities to attack within a reasonable range won't exactly piss off the Great Satan.

I was thinking more that they melt in with refugees that are gonna be sent around the west. I hear the UK is accepting 2000 of em, with more to come everywhere else since this is another humanitarian crisis. Wouldn't be hard to sneak in some extremists with them to pull off truck of peace attacks or other acts of terror if they really wanted to. Just wondering if they'd be willing to jeopardize their victory to kill a few westerners.

 

[Wyald]

Man, the amount of coping is hilarious. Is this how the US dealt with Vietnam?
"It doesn't count!"
"We technically won the war!"
"We occuped Vietnam so that's a victory!"
"The armed forces left, we weren't defeated!"
Unironic cringe.

 

[LUNEKO]

Man, the amount of coping is hilarious. Is this how the US dealt with Vietnam?
"It doesn't count!"
"We technically won the war!"
"We occuped Vietnam so that's a victory!"
"The armed forces left, we weren't defeated!"
Unironic cringe.

My favorite is
"W-we where there f-for the resources anyway!"
Uh huh, whatever helps you sleep at night

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

Sure.

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[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I guess if you’re gonna claim America is the GOAT you best watch out for goatfuckers.

 

[Jump]

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DEAR LEADER HAS SHOWN US THE WAY. POST-MERGE newfags need to watch this and learn.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

He needs some milk!

 

[Margo Martindale]

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According to /pol/ this is some plane leaving Afghanistan. They aren't social distancing.

Not entirely related but holy shit I never realized how big those cargo planes are, the inside looks massive

 

[A Logging Company]

Seeing that pic of that crowded ass plane, I wonder what's the possibility of the Taliban attempting to commit 9/11 2: Electric Boogaloo?

You're mixing up the Taliban and Al-Qaeda. Taliban is ultimately a nationalist movement who's only concerns is forming a sovereign Islamic state. They gave Al-Qaeda, a group who supports global Jihad, safe harbor. When 9/11 happened, they were fucking dumb enough to not just turn over Bin Laden directly and incurred the wrath of the most powerful military on Earth, followed by 20 years of their incompetent nation building.

Judging from a lot of the things they are (and also aren't) doing, war has taught them some skills for proper statescraft, including PR. We may have crafted a proper nation after all, if they can hold themselves together without a common enemy.

It's not Taliban you need to worry about, they're all getting legit government jobs and literal state sanctioned waifus. Its regular Afghans you need to, and where they are going to stick them. The real reason Democrats love to bring in refugees is you get them on the dole, and proceed to setup a political machine to ensure they turn out or commit election fraud. The less integrated they are, the better because it prevents people from being able to see all this, and you can just accuse people of racism for questioning any of this.