Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties

[RazorBackBacon]

Then again how often do you need a ritual dagger in your day to day?

Well, just speaking personally...

"orgonite"

I can't believe people still believe this shit. Are we also going to protest nuclear energy because it disturbs our Vril and then try to find the entrance to Hollow Earth?

This is pretty, but I have enough questionable occult shit all over my house. Besides, it clashes with the human skulls.

 

[Baloney Face]

I'm pretty sure this one is either a repainted Sting replica, or a repainted knockoff of Sting.

That is 100% just jank-ass sting.

The tip off is the inscription in Elvish. Look closely.

But one way or the other, this stuff is all just movie props, even when it's "authentic". By my standards that last statement also applies to things like Masonic aprons and Catholic priest paraphernalia.

 

[Shaka Brah]

They are indeed, but keep in mind resin is also how these people make "orgonite" so we're already living in some kind of weird fiction madness-zone when it comes to their reverence for the natural world.
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Okay this is actually funnier, because according to the original designs "Orgonite" would do nothing if made this way. Neither of those pyramids would do anything useful for someone trying to channel said new age fake energy, because they're not completely filled up with iron shavings.

 

[NoReturn]

Restoration of the moldavite-lizard!

Spoiler: Crystal crazies

Spoiler: Crystals killed my babby

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

Spoiler

Hello, I'm stick.


At least she takes showers I guess.


His son's blood? So he just cut him and used it for a spell?


I feel like there are more productive places to go to that aren't reddit to solve your problems.


I wonder what angie thinks about fae pronouns.


I'm getting tired of all these hoes sexual harassment stories. We need more variety.


Relax. His mom probably caught him beating his meat to some Loli hentai and forced him to get off the internet.


The 41% spell.


I feel bad for this poor kid.


How hard would it be to make these yourself?!


Sometimes I wonder if I'm losing touch with reality again. Then I find stuff like this and realize it could be much, much worse.


More like my eyes are on fire after I poured some gasoline on them and lit a match after seeing this.


Find a "quit being a whore" spell instead.


I ate you for lunch today.

Spoiler

 

[NoReturn]

Hello, I'm stick.

Spoiler: Hi I'm Leaf

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up crystal* my name is Aylyn Chantal Bacon but u can call me Leaf!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very magickal!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet witchy folx like me ^_^… im 23 years old (but two of my alters are littles!!) i like 2 watch Marvel Movies w/ my trans girlfreind (im pan if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite universe!!! bcuz the lore is SOOOO deep!!!! shes a witch too of course, but I want to meet more mackical people! like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of attention!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

At least she takes showers I guess.

Spoiler

Too bad registrations are closed, this is someone I'd love to see show up here of her own volition like Angie did. Looking at her posts, I get the feeling she just needs someone to listen and some help focusing. She's not crazy, her hormones are just a bit too strong for her.

I wonder what angie thinks about fae pronouns.

Spoiler

But I think they're fucking stupid.

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[SCSI]

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Willows_closet casts "Autogynesmile"! It's not very effective.

 

[Moguro Fukuzou]

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But I think they're fucking stupid.
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That anon ask sent me for a loop with the:

How can you appropriate Celtic Culture especially from a bunch of white people.

until I remembered that there are actually people dumb enough to lump all white people together regardless of cultural history. I just always assume it's an American because they always seem to be the ones doing it. Personally, I know more about the cultural erasure of Gaelic by the British than of Celtic as a whole, but I have to assume Celtic culture also suffered some similar problems during its long history. I wish people would do even basic level of research on things before saying crap.

I mean I don't see a problem with the Fae pronoun garbage being cultural appropriation, but I'd more be considered about drawing the wrong attention from Fae (if you are believing of them) because from what little I've read they can be a nasty bunch towards humans on a whim.

 

[Steve Hightower]

Let's bring astrologers into this. There are a good amount who act as if it's separate from spirituality and new age, but the communities are intertwined.

This is about Drake having millions of streams.

Her teaching astrology being like a cult is unironically part of her brand. More autism ahead:

 

[Mexican_Wizard_711]

So I found this comment by tumblr neopagan under a video describing how Platonic Love is far different from Love today and how Platonic male relationship is Not same as Homosexuality,

 

[Eurasian Lynx]

Since witches recognize that cultural appropriation exists, I must now ask every black witch to cease appropriating European culture.

 

[Shaka Brah]

So I found this comment by tumblr neopagan under a video describing how Platonic Love is far different from Love today and how Platonic male relationship is Not same as Homosexuality,

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Average sodomy fan vs. Average Logos enjoyer.

 

[NoReturn]

Since witches recognize that cultural appropriation exists, I must now ask every black witch to cease appropriating European culture.

Closed for thee but not for me, bigot. This has come up before, but tarot in particular is popular among, well, all neo-witches, regardless of race, and it's originally an European card game.

Spoiler: More from a lunatic on tiktok

"Cultures who have not migrated out of their homelands."
What homelands?! When? What is the specific year in human history that defines someone's "place of origin"?

"People told me I was wrong, made some good points, but I haven't changed by mind because white people bad."

This dumbass claims to worship Brigid, by the way. I'm sure she's thrilled.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

That anon ask sent me for a loop with the:

until I remembered that there are actually people dumb enough to lump all white people together regardless of cultural history. I just always assume it's an American because they always seem to be the ones doing it. Personally, I know more about the cultural erasure of Gaelic by the British than of Celtic as a whole, but I have to assume Celtic culture also suffered some similar problems during its long history. I wish people would do even basic level of research on things before saying crap.

I mean I don't see a problem with the Fae pronoun garbage being cultural appropriation, but I'd more be considered about drawing the wrong attention from Fae (if you are believing of them) because from what little I've read they can be a nasty bunch towards humans on a whim.

She sounds like a bitch who thinks they're all tinkerbell and not some fucking other-mother troll thing who'll drag you into a swamp and rape you.

 

[Small-arms Supremacy]

The US military should have tried using period blood instead of bombs. The Taliban would stand no chance.

 

[NoReturn]

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The US military should have tried using period blood instead of bombs. The Taliban would stand no chance.

Spoiler: *I put on my robe and wizard hat*

If magic were real, this would be an absolutely terrible fucking idea.
If anyone has read The Name of the Wind, do you remember that scene where Kvothe nearby suffocates himself because his little child lungs aren't strong enough to move the massive amount of air to which he'd magically tied them? It's like that.
A max hexing would mean tying yourself to a large number of Talbian fighters all because you wanted your hexes for nothin' and your kicks for free. It would be like willingly tying your arms and legs to four horses because you thought it would be a good way to keep them from running away.

Have a screenshot for my sperg:

 

[Shaka Brah]

Spoiler: *I put on my robe and wizard hat*

If magic were real, this would be an absolutely terrible fucking idea.
If anyone has read The Name of the Wind, do you remember that scene where Kvothe nearby suffocates himself because his little child lungs aren't strong enough to move the massive amount of air to which he'd magically tied them? It's like that.
A max hexing would mean tying yourself to a large number of Talbian fighters all because you wanted your hexes for nothin' and your kicks for free. It would be like willingly tying your arms and legs to four horses because you thought it would be a good way to keep them from running away.

Have a screenshot for my sperg:
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Man selling human remains; blacks most effected.

 

[LTO Data Cartridge]

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The US military should have tried using period blood instead of bombs. The Taliban would stand no chance.

I will be sending power to the Taliban tonight to counteract this demonic scheme

 

[Mexican_Wizard_711]

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The US military should have tried using period blood instead of bombs. The Taliban would stand no chance.

I call upon Allah to smite this she-devil

I will be sending power to the Taliban tonight to counteract this demonic scheme

The power of Allah is with you friend

 

[Agarathium1066]

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The US military should have tried using period blood instead of bombs. The Taliban would stand no chance.

Crysis suit voice: Maximum Stupid.

I'm sure you'll really show those dang ol' Taliban meanies by trying to send bad vibes their way to slightly put them off their spree of looting, executing, and divvying up wives to their soldiers. Totally worked to hex the moon to own the nazis and the like.