US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

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[JosephStalin]

Been a while since I've seen the Hawaiian good luck sign.

Not a single fucking clue among them.

UTTERLY useless, the lot of them. Disgusting beyond belief.

 

[Oats12345]

Oh look Biden trying to blame trump and hiding while trying to astroturf twitter backfired because people don't want illusions anymore, they want the real shit, and then they found out Trump actually had a plan that Biden fucked up because 9/11 sounded better because Biden himself admitted trying to follow his plan in an attempt at deflecting while saying the buck stops at me.

OH BOY I AM TOTALLY SURPRISED.

Now. The biggest hurdle, will Americans finally actually give up a miniscule amount of their comfort for real change to happen?
Signs point to no. But I like surprises, and this is more personal than the constant exposes on government corruption and incompetence.

For example, I can count 2 friends I've lost contact with in Afghanistan, and one's an American.
Yes, his family's pissed, and connected.

Wait all this shit happen simply because Biden thought 9/11 was a better name for his plane? Good go this man really I a retard

 

[AnotherPleb]

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There's not enough guillotines for the heads that are about to roll.

 

[Michael Wade]

Oh look Biden trying to blame trump and hiding while trying to astroturf twitter backfired because people don't want illusions anymore, they want the real shit, and then they found out Trump actually had a plan that Biden fucked up because 9/11 sounded better.

OH BOY I AM TOTALLY SURPRISED.

Now. The biggest hurdle, will Americans finally actually give up a miniscule amount of their comfort for real change to happen?
Signs point to no. But I like surprises, and this is more personal than the constant exposes on government corruption and incompetence.

For example, I can count 2 friends I've lost contact with in Afghanistan, and one's an American.
Yes, his family's pissed, and connected.

Yes I wonder about that shit constantly right now. There is blood in the water and the more this "shade war" goes on the more unbearable it's going to get.

She has her middle finger raised to Joe

In a way I'm glad Trump wasn't elected. I've got another 3.5 years of ultimate lolcowery

How the hell did I miss that. lol

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Just resign for gods sake, you think its going to get any better mr white rage?

 

[derpherp2]

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You faggots literally had a deal that said "We'll leave at May 1st" you DUMB. FUCKING. GLORIFIED. TAILOR.
The fuck did you expect when not only reneging on the deal, but also not even inviting the Taliban into the table for a proper resolution?
Happy blowjobs from your Epstein Island hookers?

Oh, let me guess, you thought freezing Taliban's assets would somehow make them more complaint in easing evacuations? At best they'll laugh at your dumbass for freezing their paypal while the CCP just shoves more money in their gullet - money YOU GAVE THEM.
At worst, they start slitting throats of people that aren't anime waifus - because your dumb fuck hair-trigger couldn't wait until everyone was safe before backstabbing someone. Again.

You people are so inept at everything, at this point I'm starting to wonder why ANYONE is scared of you. China might have Nuclear Warheads full of Shit from their workers, but at the very least they'd know how to operate Nukes.
At this point I'd assume you'll somehow accidentally target your own rectum by accident and take us with you while accidentally initiating a self-destruct sequence that you installed because a movie made it look cool.

 

[CrippleThreat]

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El Naranjo writes truths, but at least now you can have RINOs and liberals get into rage mode for dare suggesting this.

It's also nutty how Blumpf posted just a couple days earlier that some Afghans should come over vs. Biden being heard yesterday saying we shouldn't just bring in Afghans, making right-wingers get their nickers in a twist on some "ZOMG! Biden more conservative than Drumpf!" or whatever makes a wingnut feel vindicated, especially with that interview Biden had with Brennan back during the campaign.

The former is likely idiots (in that damn "AF" Institute) getting in Trump's ear and trying to persuade him that spouting these talking point will make him a Reagan-esque figure or some bullshit, because he schizos right back to "Take the troops out!" in the next letter.

With Biden, it isn't some "he's the only competent one in admin" or some "wise elder statesman" shit. I think Biden is so demented, the geezer and his politics are stuck in the 70s. And no matter what teleprompter he reads. or what globohomo the rest of his administration propagates, if he is drugged up and sat down, he will truly say what he "thinks."

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

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GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE. They knew damn well and choose to ignore.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

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Meanwhile, Britain with 1/4 of the troops on the ground of the Americans operates a fucking Taxi Service.

 

[Sithis]

Take it with a bucket of salt but we may be in for some genuine entertainment today

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Update: looks like it was posted. Not a megahabbening but at the same time, if this is true, god fuckin damn this is a bad look for Biden:

EXC: Joe Biden's State Dept Halted a Trump-Era 'Crisis Response' Plan Aimed at Avoiding Benghazi-Style Evacuations Just MONTHS Before Taliban Takeover.

Joe Biden's State Department cancelled a critical program to evacuate Americans from crisis zones just months before Kabul fell.

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[mandatorylurk]

I think Trump, like a lot of people, thought most of our people were already gone and it was just some embassy and military left. I didn't realize it was possibly 10,000+ people. Which shows how horribly they botched this entire thing.

People are now realizing Kabul airport has one strip, surrounded by a city that it could be attacked from, while Bagram is all by itself with multiple strips and flat land.

 

[Meat Target]

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Update: looks like it was posted. Not a megahabbening but at the same time, if this is true, god fuckin damn this is a bad look for Biden:

EXC: Joe Biden's State Dept Halted a Trump-Era 'Crisis Response' Plan Aimed at Avoiding Benghazi-Style Evacuations Just MONTHS Before Taliban Takeover.

Joe Biden's State Department cancelled a critical program to evacuate Americans from crisis zones just months before Kabul fell.

thenationalpulse.com

All these cocksuckers need to fucking walk the plank.

 

[Corette]

There's not enough guillotines for the heads that are about to roll.

Classic French models are re-usable.

 

[AnotherPleb]

Wait all this shit happen simply because Biden thought 9/11 was a better name for his plane? Good go this man really I a retard

As Gehenna said, Biden wanted the optics of pulling out cleanly on the 20th anniversary of 9/11 as that would give him the political capital needed to do whatever the fuck he wanted. Lockdowns, Vax Mandates, you name it and he would get it and not even the SC could really push back.

Only thing is, Biden is Biden and Obama was fucking right when he said 'Never underestimate Joe's ability to fuck things up.' And this was when he wasn't senile.

GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE. They knew damn well and choose to ignore.

Again, heads are going to fucking roll in the Administration. Never forget that they tried waiting until monday and fully intended to have the press try to spin shit without them answering one goddamned question. Trump laid out a simple plan, a goddamned treaty that he could have easily followed. But the Administration didn't want to take the easy win and bet it all on green... and lost. Hard. To an extent that the US hasn't seen since at least Pearl Harbor.

I think Trump, like a lot of people, thought most of our people were already gone and it was just some embassy and military left. I didn't realize it was possibly 10,000+ people. Which shows how horribly they botched this entire thing.

People are now realizing Kabul airport has one strip, surrounded by a city that it could be attacked from, while Bagram is all by itself with multiple strips and flat land.

And their first fucking priority instead of our goddamned citizens is some fucking afghanis. In a just world his ass would be impeached for this. Hard.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

I think Trump, like a lot of people, thought most of our people were already gone and it was just some embassy and military left. I didn't realize it was possibly 10,000+ people. Which shows how horribly they botched this entire thing.

People are now realizing Kabul airport has one strip, surrounded by a city that it could be attacked from, while Bagram is all by itself with multiple strips and flat land.

When I read about Bagram being abandoned in the middle of the night last month and locals already looting it I figured the government knew Afghanistan was fucked and had already quietly pulled everyone out ahead of time. The fact that they didn't and just abandoned a perfectly good airbase while over 10,000 Americans are still stuck there is mind-boggling.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

At the end of the video he says, "We do not have capability of going out and COLLECTING a large number of people..."

How is that possible that "We do not have the capability" with every plane, helicopter and boat we have, that does not make any fucking sense...

What the fuck happens when September 11th roles around and there are those still stranded?

I AM GOD DAMN MATI!

 

[draggs]

It's also nutty how Blumpf posted just a couple days earlier that some Afghans should come over vs. Biden being heard yesterday saying we shouldn't just bring in Afghans, making right-wingers get their nickers in a twist on some "ZOMG! Biden more conservative than Drumpf!" or whatever makes a wingnut feel vindicated, especially with that interview Biden had with Brennan back during the campaign.

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The former is likely idiots (in that damn "AF" Institute) getting in Trump's ear and trying to persuade him that spouting these talking point will make him a Reagan-esque figure or some bullshit, because he schizos right back to "Take the troops out!" in the next letter.

With Biden, it isn't some "he's the only competent one in admin" or some "wise elder statesman" shit. I think Biden is so demented, the geezer and his politics are stuck in the 70s. And no matter what teleprompter he reads. or what globohomo the rest of his administration propagates, if he is drugged up and sat down, he will truly say what he "thinks."

I don't really see how "we would've taken the troops out in a not retarded way" is a schizophrenic contrast with "take the troops out!" The two aren't mutually exclusive and of course he is going to say "it wouldn't have been a disaster with me!" when an actual disaster is happening because of Biden. No one would ever say "oh yeah it would've been a disaster with me too, stop assfucking him okay" when their hated foe is getting assfucked by a disaster

 

[Compositesludge]

Meanwhile, Britain with 1/4 of the troops on the ground of the Americans operates a fucking Taxi Service.

There are two conclusions I can draw from listening to that statement and knowing about Britain:

1: It's another very poorly told lie from somebody who should be unemployed in the near future.
2: Our military is in much, much worse shape than I could have possibly imagined.

Shouldn't these statements at least be somewhat comforting?

 

[Meat Target]

Trump laid out a simple plan, a goddamned treaty that he could have easily followed.

And if that had gone tits-up, Biden could have plausibly blamed it on Trump. Alas, their eternal incurable arrogance always prevails.

To an extent that the US hasn't seen since at least Pearl Harbor.

This is Dunkirk, Saigon, Iran, Mogadishu, and Benghazi all in one jolly soiree of dipshittery.