US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Youthful_Shannel said:
I just spoke to one of my NPC friends who totally believes Bidens speech, sided with the Dems and even sent me a Salon.com article that seemed to be blaming the Jan 6th rioters for the shitty Afghanistan extraction... so maybe this will be a nothingburger.
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I really hope it isn't. And your friend isn't a outliner
 
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Michael Wade said:
I bet they all secretly wish Trump was back. They haven't had to clean a mess they made in a long time.
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Oh definitely. That's one reason I imagine we are starting to see some of the glowies and the MIC buck the trend a bit and throw Biden under. It's not exactly something he should be happy about or take as a compliment but Trump made a very convenient lightning rod for them. Anything unpopular that they were doing, as long as they kept their mouths shut and didn't butt heads with Trump, could easily be blamed on Trump if it ever got out and no one, not one damn person, would ever bat an eyelash. Now they have a Most Popular President Ever situation so they are starting to realize that they are the ones who will actually be held to account if some nosy reporter finds a mass grave overseas from their activities or some shady financial records etc.
 
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Krokodil Overdose said:
It gets better: according to Instapundit (who is a law prof) if Biden gets gone and Kamala succeeds, then the office of the VP becomes vacant and senate Dems lose their tiebreaker, and a new VP can't be appointed without the approval of (drum roll please) the Senate.

This is turning into a nightmare scenario: not powerful enough to actually fix anything, just powerful enough to take every single atom of blame.

Hope owning the Orange Man was worth this, cocksuckers.
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Dear god, I don't ask for things because you have shit to do, but please do a nigger a solid and keep Joe in office until the Reps take back the senate and give them the balls to make Trump the whore's vice president, amen.
 
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Ruin said:
Nah it's a nigger driveby shooting. Lots of these are never solved because they unload and then drive away in unregistered junkers without plates.
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OK I just have to say something totally off-topic and I apologize in advance:

Roomie is a mechanic and he's currently working on a car that had bullets hit the fuel pump, some other crucial thingamajig, and a speaker. When he initially told me yesterday about it I thought that the bullet "wounds" were old or whatever but no - dude was in an active shootout and brought his car into a dealership to be fixed. Car has only 6K miles on it too.

Also just today said roomie went to walk the dog and came upon two niggers in the alley right behind our fucking house, one with his pants half-down and the other with a camera taking pictures! Big boi was pulling up his pants furiously as my roomie just said, "What the actual fuck are you doing?" They piled into the suspicious vehicle that prompted the dog walk in the first place and drove away. (Me? I'd have started taking pictures myself for the lulz but I'm crazy like that).

The shit we see around here Jesus Christ.

I had to tell those stories somewhere. At this point I just have to laugh, the fatigue is so damn real.

eta: yeah fuck Milwaukee.
 
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then the office of the VP becomes vacant and senate Dems lose their tiebreaker, and a new VP can't be appointed without the approval of (drum roll please) the Senate.
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Well if they are clever they nominate a rino. condi rice would be perfect for the uni party. that would hurt trumps nomination in 2024 and they get their senate votes without a problem.
 
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CharlesBarkley said:
fuck over all the progressives. Call AoC a cum dumpster, build a bigger wall and call it the spic eliminator 5000, tell China to take Taiwan in exchange for Hong Kong. Try to outlaw abortion by claiming it hurts black people the most. Restart a keystone equivalent. Call kamala a worthless curry nigger who will be even worse than yourself in office. Smoke Crack and spit roast hookers with your son.
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Damn son, why don't you run instead? This shit is based.
 
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Youthful_Shannel said:
I really think they will label this a victory and move on so fast that the normies literally forget about it when Ben Afleck and Jennifer Lopez start IVF treatment or Miley comes out as untalented.
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Then they don't really understand the true point of all this.
This isn't a message for the normies - though now they instinctively know just how shit the government is.
Ths is a message to anyone that was ever "against" 'America,' it isn't some boogeyman. It's a naked dementia-riddled retard that can't even pick up it's own legos and sharted on the way out.

Guess how many people twitter and their ilk is labeling as "against" america?
 
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Youthful_Shannel said:
I just spoke to one of my NPC friends who totally believes Bidens speech, sided with the Dems and even sent me a Salon.com article that seemed to be blaming the Jan 6th rioters for the shitty Afghanistan extraction... so maybe this will be a nothingburger.
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Should ask your friend the most recent date when they last had a Vineland or Weschler test.
 
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Gehenna said:
We still have the most powerful military in the world. The problem is our leadership is -fucked-. So less paper tiger, more drunk tiger.
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From 10000000 pages ago, but a lot of people seem to be understanding this Afghan situation backwards.

The idea that the fall of the Afghan government to the Taliban shows the weakness of the US Military is not just nonsense, it's the inverse of the truth. The US Military held the nation of Afghanistan and kept it controlled for two decades with between 10,000 and 2,500 troops. The moment those troops are removed, the whole nation goes up in smoke. How does that demonstrate weakness?

The failure here isn't one of military strength or strategy. The failure was entirely administrative. It was thinking that pushing feminism and faggotry on a population with a fierce grounding in reality could work in any way. We tried to build a nation out of perverts, thieves, and childless women. Well, we pretended to. Really we just laundered money. But that's the part that's paper. Tissue paper. The US fighting forces are more than blameless in this. They're fucking champs.
 
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Sounds like an Everybody Clapped story, but yuge if true.
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Youthful_Shannel said:
I really think they will label this a victory and move on so fast that the normies literally forget about it when Ben Afleck and Jennifer Lopez start IVF treatment or Miley comes out as untalented.
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I don't think they will forget, just by looking at the polling, Biden's trajectory was on steep decline with Independents before this shit show even happened.
 
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HymanHive said:
My guess, IF it is a tinfoil master plan; 'they' needed Afghan to fall to terrorists/taliban, show scenes of women and gays getting battered (when this is shown, you know it's agenda pushing because they're trying to tug at the heart strings of the lefty faggots. Otherwise they would show images of 9/11).
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Why the fuck do they need Afghanistan to fall for that? You can just check out Worldstar.com for shit like that in any major US City this week.
 
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