Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Jolly Copulation]

Lou can't decide on what to write:
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Lou pretending he's full of ideas. We already know he's just going to hamfist his TF fetish into his character backstory and call it done. He just can't decide between writing about turning into a big-tittied tiger, puma, or lion woman. It's the same indecision about his fursona species and I doubt there will be any real world development or lore beyond that.

 

[Dusk]

Lou pretending he's full of ideas. We already know he's just going to hamfist his TF fetish into his character backstory and call it done. He just can't decide between writing about turning into a big-tittied tiger, puma, or lion woman. It's the same indecision about his fursona species and I doubt there will be any real world development or lore beyond that.

Again, as someone who does write (as a hobby, and in a critical capacity for my job), I'm so stunned by the fact that he can't even come up with IDEAS for how his fatass character becomes a big tiddy cat. Maybe I'm just weird, but for me, and most of the people who I've talked to, ideas aren't usually the problem. I have plenty of ideas, but it's hard to carve out time to work them out fully, it's easy to get frustrated when things don't come out the way you want them to, and there's a million distractions out there. Writing is hard, and even writing something fairly shitty takes a long time.* That being said, if the ninety million blonde freaks with uneven dimples can get jobs writing at the Federalist or Quillette or Slate fresh out of college, you can, too. If you really try to write and you still can't do it, you're probably just a moron.

All of this is to say that Lou is so lazy that he can't even pretend to have the job that has the actual fewest entry barriers imaginable. He's so lazy he'd shit into his hand before getting up to get a second piece of chocolate cake. He's so bad at coming up with new ideas that his eyes bleed when he picks up two Legos. When he writes his shitty transformation stories--and mind you, I've read every single one of them--he tries to showcase his desire to become his true self, a stronk sexy woman, but instead, his portrayals degenerate into a mush of insulting stereotypes and misperceptions with more holes than a virgin's sex story. If you've groped someone on a train, you know more about women than Lou Gagliardi. Apes did more research before they invented AIDS than Lou does before sets pen to paper, either in his FA fapbait or when spouting his opinion on Twitter.

*For example, I'm not a professional comedy writer, or even very funny most of the time. Most of the jokes in this post started out as something that I thought was less funny, and then changed when I had a better idea. And yes, I do feel a little embarassed that I'm putting effort into a KF shitpost, but you know what, the gin and tonics kind of snuck up on me, and I feel good.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

It’s like literally nothing goes on in Lou’s mind besides “big titty tiger,” sketti, and “need tablet must e beg.” He’s so lazy and creatively sterile that he can’t even establish a fucking fursona for himself. He asks people to choose one for him. I’d love to see him try to do something like play The Sims after ebegging to buy it and then go “build my character for me yinz guis.” He does nothing for himself. A first grader thinks more for themselves.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I’d love to see him try to do something like play The Sims after ebegging to buy it and then go “build my character for me yinz guis.” He does nothing for himself. A first grader thinks more for themselves.

We've seen from his resales and his accounts that Lou doesn't even play most of the $60 video games he begs for.

From an budgeting standpoint, he'd be better-served using a fraction of that money for a streaming service for non-interactive entertainment.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

We've seen from his resales and his accounts that Lou doesn't even play most of the $60 video games he begs for.

From an budgeting standpoint, he'd be better-served using a fraction of that money for a streaming service for non-interactive entertainment.

If he wasn't such a greedy fuck Sony fanboy he could buy an XBox and pay USD 15 (yeah yeah it's always $14,99 I know) for Xbox Game Pass Ultimate and play those games via cloud gaming. I've read mostly positive reviews about the service so allegedly it isn't anything like Stadia.

But Loug is a greedy fuck and a fucking fanboy for both Apple and Sony.
He's also fat and his bed is disgusting and I definitely wouldn't have sex with him.

 

[Spoonomancer]

If he wasn't such a greedy fuck Sony fanboy he could buy an XBox and pay USD 15 (yeah yeah it's always $14,99 I know) for Xbox Game Pass Ultimate and play those games via cloud gaming. I've read mostly positive reviews about the service so allegedly it isn't anything like Stadia.

to add a couple things on your mention of Game Pass:
1. Gamepass Ultimate usually goes down to as low as one dollar a month every once and a while, making Lou's game buying habits even more egregious.
2. IIRC from my experience: Game Pass Ultimate works on PC, Phones, as well as Xbox and allows one to download games if need be, which makes it considered the best cloud service.

 

[Loona]

Shilling for the vaccine:
https://archive.is/vkENr
https://archive.is/SKbnM

Mini grift
https://archive.is/6iMwN

We all know that when Lou says "This harms people who need those motorized carts", he's talking about himself.
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Spoiler: photos

 

[Spoonomancer]

We all know that when Lou says "This harms people who need those motorized carts", he's talking about himself.

https://archive.md/Pjthl

this one is funny because those carts can leave the store for those who cannot even walk very far without assistance. In fact, pretty sure the people who run regular carts also usually run these carts in as well.

 

[Troon Destroyer]

We all know that when Lou says "This harms people who need those motorized carts", he's talking about himself.
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Spoiler: photos

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"Fuck corporations and capitalism, steal shit from them and make them go bankrupt! Revolution now!"
"WHY ARE YOU STEALING A MOBILITY SCOOTER, THAT'S MINE, GIB ME NAOOOOO!!!!"

 

[MetalParakeet]

Speaking of Denise, she hasn't posted on fb since July.
Did Louis eat her?

 

[tofu dog]

Shilling for the vaccine:
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Mini grift
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We all know that when Lou says "This harms people who need those motorized carts", he's talking about himself.
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Spoiler: photos

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"This harms people who need those motorized carts"
Uhhh, just taking a guess from using my eyeballs, but I'm assuming that lady needs the motorized cart, Lou.

 

[PBJ Sucks]

Hm. How his character became a tiddy tiger. I mean, magic is mostly his only route, especially since he usually correctly starts off with a male character. But otherwise, I have a few dumb ideas that of course all require a great deal of suspension of disbelief.

- spiderman style, he gets bit by a strange looking cat. Maybe he was being a good guy and saving it from some situation like being hurt by assholes, or it is out in the rain.

-in a similar vein, he encounters some feline goddess that looks like an ordinary cat and she rewards him for treating her or other cats kindly, or speaking well of them. Or is messing with him when he insults her or something.

-anthros existed long ago and a few humans have some of their dna from long ago interbreeding. Lou slowly begins growing fur and a tail, etc and eventually learns that both his parents had some dna, and he inherited enough that it awakened. This of course ignores that dna does not work that way but whatever.

- I asked my sister, whom I often tell stories of Lou, if she could come up with any story ideas of him turning into a big tiddy tiger. She just said an active imagination. So I spun this into a character that is bullied relentlessly by a gang of stupid assholes that is named some variation of kiwi farms. The months go by, his desperation rises. He wishes so hard to be strong enough to fight for himself, terrifying yet beautiful. Like a tiger, or a hero like Wonder Woman. He imagines himself tearing them to shreds with sharp claws. One day he notices some whiskers sprouting from his cheeks. He looks closely at his arms, they have orange fur! His depression is lifting, being replaced not by a desire for revenge, but a growing indifference to the scum that has tormented him for so long. He has a life to live, and he will put a stop to it once and for all, then look to the future. He has transformed himself both physically and mentally through sheer willpower.

- Avatar, basically. Either the separate planet thing where humans can't survive on the surface, or though the destructive behaviors of humanity earth has become unlivable to humans. Many are fleeing, but many don't wish to leave the familiarity of home. They have the option to transfer their minds into the body of a nonhuman creature created for this purpose. They can withstand the lethal conditions human greed has wrought. Lou chooses one with big boobs.

- Lou is kidnapped by evil somebodies. Perhaps us. They conduct experiments on him. One has the unintended consequence of turning him into a powerful anthropomorphic tiger. Other victims are turned into other animals. He is the strongest and eventually he cannot be contained. He breaks out, frees his comrades and escapes.

- he becomes terribly ill from diabetes. He is dying, and undertale larper can't bear it and goes on an epic quest to find him a cure. The cure works but turns him into a tiger. Alternatively undertale larper is the sick one. Lou searches for answers, finds a spell/being that can cure him, but the price is Lou's humanity. Lou is a good friend who would do anything and agrees. He is turned into a beast but it's one that walks upright and has big boobs.

I give Lou permission to use any of these.

 

[Spoonomancer]

Hm. How his character became a tiddy tiger. I mean, magic is mostly his only route, especially since he usually correctly starts off with a male character. But otherwise, I have a few dumb ideas that of course all require a great deal of suspension of disbelief.

- spiderman style, he gets bit by a strange looking cat. Maybe he was being a good guy and saving it from some situation like being hurt by assholes, or it is out in the rain.

-in a similar vein, he encounters some feline goddess that looks like an ordinary cat and she rewards him for treating her or other cats kindly, or speaking well of them. Or is messing with him when he insults her or something.

-anthros existed long ago and a few humans have some of their dna from long ago interbreeding. Lou slowly begins growing fur and a tail, etc and eventually learns that both his parents had some dna, and he inherited enough that it awakened. This of course ignores that dna does not work that way but whatever.

- I asked my sister, whom I often tell stories of Lou, if she could come up with any story ideas of him turning into a big tiddy tiger. She just said an active imagination. So I spun this into a character that is bullied relentlessly by a gang of stupid assholes that is named some variation of kiwi farms. The months go by, his desperation rises. He wishes so hard to be strong enough to fight for himself, terrifying yet beautiful. Like a tiger, or a hero like Wonder Woman. He imagines himself tearing them to shreds with sharp claws. One day he notices some whiskers sprouting from his cheeks. He looks closely at his arms, they have orange fur! His depression is lifting, being replaced not by a desire for revenge, but a growing indifference to the scum that has tormented him for so long. He has a life to live, and he will put a stop to it once and for all, then look to the future. He has transformed himself both physically and mentally through sheer willpower.

- Avatar, basically. Either the separate planet thing where humans can't survive on the surface, or though the destructive behaviors of humanity earth has become unlivable to humans. Many are fleeing, but many don't wish to leave the familiarity of home. They have the option to transfer their minds into the body of a nonhuman creature created for this purpose. They can withstand the lethal conditions human greed has wrought. Lou chooses one with big boobs.

- Lou is kidnapped by evil somebodies. Perhaps us. They conduct experiments on him. One has the unintended consequence of turning him into a powerful anthropomorphic tiger. Other victims are turned into other animals. He is the strongest and eventually he cannot be contained. He breaks out, frees his comrades and escapes.

- he becomes terribly ill from diabetes. He is dying, and undertale larper can't bear it and goes on an epic quest to find him a cure. The cure works but turns him into a tiger. Alternatively undertale larper is the sick one. Lou searches for answers, finds a spell/being that can cure him, but the price is Lou's humanity. Lou is a good friend who would do anything and agrees. He is turned into a beast but it's one that walks upright and has big boobs.

I give Lou permission to use any of these.

Lou will not use any of these as it will be admitting that we came up with something smart for him.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

We all know that when Lou says "This harms people who need those motorized carts", he's talking about himself.

Lou getting in touch with his inner Karen yet again. I also love how his photos always make Greensburg look like the most miserable place in America. God help me if I ever have to go there.

 

[MetalParakeet]

You've been disabled for a year and life rent free with your impoverished mommy, Louis. You had over 20 years to get a fucking job

 

[Dork Of Ages]

You've been disabled for a year and life rent free with your impoverished mommy, Louis. You had over 20 years to get a fucking job

This is assuming that she didn't already wholeheartedly give up on him and is simply waiting for another excuse to kick him out.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Hm. How his character became a tiddy tiger. I mean, magic is mostly his only route, especially since he usually correctly starts off with a male character. But otherwise, I have a few dumb ideas that of course all require a great deal of suspension of disbelief.

I give Lou permission to use any of these.

These aren't nearly creepy enough for Lou. All of his own self-fictions revolve around weird combinations of humiliation and misogyny (oh noooooo he got turned into a titty tiger... and a girl titty tiger, but [insert fifty incredibly male descriptions of his newfound ASSets here]), TF fetish stuff about sex/species-change operations, or self-important circlejerking about how trans women are the superior iteration of female and how the great goddess [Artemis/Diana/whatever Wonder Woman comics are calling that particular goddess trope these days] personally descended from heaven to give him a gold star, a pat on the head, and a bangin' set of tits because he's just SO worthy.

I want him to be a were-kiwi. Bitten by a mysterious, poorly drawn, and inexplicably drooling dog, Lou is transformed into a big titty tigress by day and a Kiwi Farmer by night.

...on a side note of 'Kiwi by night', is it sad that the most acceptance Lou could probably ever have in his life is if he decides to come make a sock here purely for the camaraderie of dunking on himself? Join us Lou. Join us again. It's all good fun in here.

 

[The Dude]

Shilling for the vaccine:
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Mini grift
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We all know that when Lou says "This harms people who need those motorized carts", he's talking about himself.
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Spoiler: photos

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1. I guess Louie hasn't been paying attention and doesn't know that just because someone is vaccinated it doesn't mean they can't still carry and spread COVID and it's variants. In fact, the evidence shows that people who have been vaccinated for COVID but haven't contracted it themselves are MORE LIKELY to spread the virus than those who have had COVID but have not gotten the jab. But then, when has Louie ever been concerned about facts and reality when he's trying to score Twatter points?

2. How exactly is Louie "immunocompromised"? He's just got Diabeetus due to his morbidly obese 500lb weight. True, Diabetes CAN fuck with your immune system, but it's not a sure thing and he's never provided any evidence that he's immunocompromised. It was always his step-father that he's claimed has issues with his immune system until just recently. Oh, right...Louie will claim whatever stupid bullshit he thinks will score himself some kind of victory or goal on social media.

3. How does taking the fat-ass scooters out in the parking lot put other fat-fucks like Louie in danger? If anything, wouldn't it be safer and more convenient to have the scootie-puffs closer to the landwhales cars so they don't have a heart attack or fall over walking all the way to the store before they can get on? I just don't understand Louie's rationale and reasoning here. Also, I believe those stickers say "Do not take off property" and not "Do not take out of store". The parking lot is still Walmart property. Fucking hell, is Louie fucking stupid. He's so stupid that it hurts my head sometimes.

 

[Sintharia]

1. I guess Louie hasn't been paying attention and doesn't know that just because someone is vaccinated it doesn't mean they can't still carry and spread COVID and it's variants. In fact, the evidence shows that people who have been vaccinated for COVID but haven't contracted it themselves are MORE LIKELY to spread the virus than those who have had COVID but have not gotten the jab. But then, when has Louie ever been concerned about facts and reality when he's trying to score Twatter points?

2. How exactly is Louie "immunocompromised"? He's just got Diabeetus due to his morbidly obese 500lb weight. True, Diabetes CAN fuck with your immune system, but it's not a sure thing and he's never provided any evidence that he's immunocompromised. It was always his step-father that he's claimed has issues with his immune system until just recently. Oh, right...Louie will claim whatever stupid bullshit he thinks will score himself some kind of victory or goal on social media.

3. How does taking the fat-ass scooters out in the parking lot put other fat-fucks like Louie in danger? If anything, wouldn't it be safer and more convenient to have the scootie-puffs closer to the landwhales cars so they don't have a heart attack or fall over walking all the way to the store before they can get on? I just don't understand Louie's rationale and reasoning here. Also, I believe those stickers say "Do not take off property" and not "Do not take out of store". The parking lot is still Walmart property. Fucking hell, is Louie fucking stupid. He's so stupid that it hurts my head sometimes.

The immunocompromised part comes from the fact that hyperglycemia in diabetics is thought to weaken the immune system. Lou did this to himself when he ate himself into diabetes in the first place, and then continued (continues) to eat the very foods that caused the diabetes. But Lou never goes outside, and he only gets sick from eating his tendies too fast, so I doubt that he's actually facing any issues regarding immunosuppression.

Lou is just salty because he has to walk around the store. His fat-chariot does not await him when he arrives at Walmart, and how dare someone else be using it! News for you, Lou: walking around Walmart is good for your diabetes, moron. Stop with the scootie-puffs.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

..on a side note of 'Kiwi by night', is it sad that the most acceptance Lou could probably ever have in his life is if he decides to come make a sock here purely for the camaraderie of dunking on himself? Join us Lou. Join us again. It's all good fun in here.

Lou isn't smart enough to come up with any really clever dunks. He'd be one of those farmers who keeps collecting puzzle pieces and has no idea why.