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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
So, we're assuming that there is an actual woman there taking testosterone, from the assertion that "T Night is Mondays"...and as we've seen E night must be Sundays...I wonder why they don't have everyone just shoot up their desired hormone treatments all together? Why is it on separate nights? Is the actual born-with-a-vagina not allowed to participate with their weirdo receiving-of-the-hormone-Eucharist jabbing ritual? Will she somehow screw up their group gender euphoria? Does she have to do her drugs alone in the bathroom? Just seems weird they wouldn't try to sync it up so they all got to get to participate in...whatever it is they are doing here with this platter and all...

Edit: Damn it, @Baloney Face, you beat me to the communion joke by a minute...
They don't want their periods to sync. :story:
 
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Tranch-ass Alpaca Massacre

Very similar except way more animal death and violent cross-dressing psychopaths running around. Also the Sawyers were able to keep their land from resembling a Martian landscape.
 
Considering FtMs tend to be BPD trainwrecks,
No, that's non-binarys, aka the "I want the kind of attention trannies are getting, but I don't want to fully commit or have to do anything" sort. FtMs...

Fuck, what are some FtM stereotypes? They're never in the spotlight as much as MtFs are. Never really thought about this before.
 
Fuck, what are some FtM stereotypes? They're never in the spotlight as much as MtFs are. Never really thought about this before.
Being coombrained fujoshis who idealize gay sex to an unhealthy degree, crying/pitching a fit when they're denied the gay dick they convinced themselves they so rightly deserve, and being extremely mood-swingy and aggressive if they're on T.
 
Being coombrained fujoshis who idealize gay sex to an unhealthy degree, crying/pitching a fit when they're denied the gay dick they convinced themselves they so rightly deserve, and being extremely mood-swingy and aggressive if they're on T.
Pretty much that. They're banty little cunts.
 
Thinking that having pubes on your chin makes you a man.

I checked in with a personal cow today, and "Asher" is apparently going through male puberty at the age when most women are getting hot flashes. She's now rocking the sparse beard of an 80-year-old Jap.

Wax on, wax off.

I wonder if the TIF sleeps in the same bed as Kevin.
 
No, that's non-binarys, aka the "I want the kind of attention trannies are getting, but I don't want to fully commit or have to do anything" sort. FtMs...

Fuck, what are some FtM stereotypes? They're never in the spotlight as much as MtFs are. Never really thought about this before.
A lot of the super fetishy ones are really big on male pregnancy fetish shit. The bad MtFs tend to just be insecure young woman who feel like they don't match up to other woman. The latter of which is nowhere near as funny as crossdressing and porn addiction gone too far.
 
New selfie from Philip:
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You can tell that Kev's influence on him is growing. All he needs to do now is gain some weight and he'll be almost identical to Kev.
He looks slightly less dead than other pictures, but still dead inside. I almost feel bad for him if the aplacas weren't still being neglected. I'm still impressed with how much he looks like H.P. Lovecraft.
 
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