US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[GuntPunt]

When is the Snuffalopagus interview?

It happened already. He essentially said when pressed about the people dropping to their deaths from planes "Who cares? It was days ago!"

 

[Tookie]

Joe is going to get Epsteined during his "long weekend" in Delaware.

 

[CarlosDanger]

When is the Snuffalopagus interview?

He did it earlier today before fucking off to Delaware.

 

[Dona Morte]

You know I rag on Twtter but they get shit right.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Joe is going to get Epsteined during his "long weekend" in Delaware.

Oh God, could you imagine the absolute shit-show if Biden dies because he's old and frail and some dipshit hangs him and forges a suicide note over 'guilt'?

It would be fucking glorious, and a perfect capstone to all of this.

"I cannot live with what I have done. That is why it is my last wish that DOCTOR Jill be put in the Oval Office to replace me and Kamala be forced to do interracial midget rape porn. Oh, and have Milley promoted to Six Star General with the Army band following him everywhere he goes playing "I am the greatest" for him. PS: Please give Hillary the Presidental Medal of Freedom. PPS: Remember voter ID is racist. PPPS: Tell Corn Pop I'm coming for him."

(I am not advocating violence against the POTUS, you glowie faggots)

 

[pwnest injun]

Joe is going to get Epsteined during his "long weekend" in Delaware.

I think he may just have another aneurism. He's too unpopular for a public CIA-backed removal, and he's too far gone to ever gain popularity.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Damn, Joe really be Biden his time.

Badum tiss.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Oh God, could you imagine the absolute shit-show if Biden dies because he's old and frail and some dipshit hangs him and forges a suicide note over 'guilt'?

It would be fucking glorious, and a perfect capstone to all of this.

"I cannot live with what I have done. That is why it is my last wish that DOCTOR Jill be put in the Oval Office to replace me and Kamala be forced to do interracial midget rape porn. Oh, and have Milley promoted to Six Star General with the Army band following him everywhere he goes playing "I am the greatest" for him. PS: Please give Hillary the Presidental Medal of Freedom. PPS: Remember voter ID is racist. PPPS: Tell Corn Pop I'm coming for him."

(I am not advocating violence against the POTUS, you glowie faggots)

If he does go this route(not wishing or wanting it to happen glowniggers), I would hope he would go full Budd Dwyer.

 

[Michael Wade]

Forgive me if this is late

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I salute the magnificent watch dogs bastard who did that.

I think he may just have another aneurism. He's too unpopular for a public CIA-backed removal, and he's too far gone to ever gain popularity.

It's probably the most graceful way they could get rid of him. But they are backed in a corner with Harris. They need her out but dont know how to do it.

 

[The Nothingness]

Forgive me if this is late

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Wilmington, NC: 1
Wilmington, DE: 0

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Sounds like an Everybody Clapped story, but yuge if true.
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I'm gonna assume this is bullshit until I see proof, just because of how bad I want it to be true.

Fuck Milley.

 

[Constellationzero]

It's probably the most graceful way they could get rid of him. But they are backed in a corner with Harris. They need her out but dont know how to do it.

Jesus, so I, US taxpayer, have to come up with ideas? JFC...

You put Cameltoe up. She is incompetent and unqualified. Lulz. Then "Oopsie Doopsies! Look at all this rampant, widespread elections fraud!!" Decertify. Dog walk the whore out of the White House. ???? PROFIT!

 

[Aidan]

I've seen this all as a reminder that the 'reality' presented to us the US and the West is all fake. It's only supported by and goes as far as the people in power are letting it go. Without that support it would all just fall apart. I've thought this way for a few years, and its satisfying to watch it take a hit like this.

This has been enlightening for me regarding how all of this malarkey needs to be propped up by ludicrous amounts of resources else it just crumbles almost immediately. Which is frankly a bit reassuring.

Clown world turns out to be very fragile at its core.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

If they hate Copmala so badly in actuality then why did they pick her? The original theory was getting Biden 25thed ASAP so they could allow Copmala to ascend to the throne.

 

[We All Came For CWC]

Well, the president* may be out of office for the week and the ship may be going down, but at least we have the fact-checkers to guide us through these dark times with their revelations of truth:
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also lol at how hard they through Milley under the bus after he cried his crocodile tears for them

Fact check: she chose to wear the burqa as a personal preference*

*meaning she personally preferred not to be beheaded by the Taliban

 

[Oats12345]

Is it really possible that Biden could resign before completing a year in office? Going to Delaware for a long weekend is obviously fucking insane when there's thousands of Americans trapped in Afghanistan. The act itself is basically an admission of one's inability to lead. How could anyone sweep this up?

I still can't belive how many Americans are currently trapped in Afghanistan. And I'm post to ignore this.

I can't wait to see a 13 hours like movie in a few years about this.

If I recall correctly, that account is just a stan account spread the Gospel of Sowell. Still though, the question remains prevalent.


He's hanging out with his best bud, Arnold!

Yes that account isn't actually Sowell but all the quotes are form Sowell

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

I still can't belive how many Americans are currently trapped in Afghanistan. And I'm post to ignore this.

I can't wait to see a 13 hours like movie in a few years about this.

Yes that account isn't actually Sowell but all the quotes are form Sowell

"The evacuation from Kabul ended in complete failure. Casualties... too many..."

-Col. John Konrad probably

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Last Days in Kabul, 2021, Colorized and Restored

General Milley in DC.

82nd Airborne in Kabul Airport, Liveleak, recovered, 2021.

I for one welcome our Clown Overlords.

 

[Dona Morte]

It was 4 days AGO.
I know this was posted but this is a PERFECT clip by GOP war room.
Milley can F off after his "white rage" comments.
Also Memology. As GOLD as EVER.

 

[>tfw no Asian gf]

The president of the United States is running away from a national crisis involving 10.000 Americans being trapped in a hostile foreign nation. The sheer fucking incopetence of this whole situation is going to be studied for years to come.