Orbiter Alexander Matthew Bruce Vickers / Xander / The Demon Baby / "Ralphababy" - Genetical Spawn of the Gunt. Ralph's paper abortion.

Perspicacity said:
Awww baby Xander is very cute, he does look a bit like Ralph but so does Mr. Vickers..... Did Ralph drop these or Fai Fai? If it was /cow/ that's Gunty's prime place to "leak" things.
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Given how consistent she’s been so far with not showing the child online (Remember, it was Ralph that leaked the first Snapchat photo when he was blind drunk on Twitter) I’m almost 100% sure it was Ralph that leaked the photos.

Faith might be a liar but the one consistent thing she’s done so far is ensuring the child’s privacy and not showing the baby in any publicly posted photos.
 
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GAME BOY ADVANCE said:
Given how consistent she’s been so far with not showing the child online (Remember, it was Ralph that leaked the first Snapchat photo when he was blind drunk on Twitter) I’m almost 100% sure it was Ralph that leaked the photos.

Faith might be a liar but the one consistent thing she’s done so far is ensuring the child’s privacy and not showing the baby in any publicly posted photos.
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The one thing that strikes me as a little off is the babies eye color. Both Faith and Ralph have blue eyes, which means the baby has to have blue eyes yet they appear very dark. Now of course an infant's eye color changes pretty radically so we won't know that for a year.... but usually children who have blue eyes are born with them. Food for thought. Still the baby does look like Ralph, but also the grand daddy.... very hard to tell here.
 
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Sam Losco said:
From /cow/. Looks legit.
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He even looks like he knows he dodged a bullet. It really says something about the Guntedverse when no matter how bad things get, Ralph will figure out a way to lower the bar down the road. Congratulations Xander, you are now the well adjusted sibling by default.
 
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High Tea said:
Why would you expose your child to ridicule to get back at your ex? Each action makes getting visitation rights more difficult.
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Ralph is a petty, shallow, fat, pot smoking, drunkard, white nigger manchild.

She threw shots his way with that new boyfriend/amazing father Facebook post a few days ago and due to his obsession with “if they go low, I go lower” mentality I’m guessing he decided to leak the photos to intimidate her.

Congrats @theralph, I wouldn’t be surprised if another lawsuit/restraining order gets thrown your way bud.
 
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GAME BOY ADVANCE said:
She threw shots his way with that new boyfriend/amazing father Facebook post a few days ago
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She really didn't. That's pretty normal teen/early 20s social media bs.

The fact that it got this far under his skin that his (approximately 3rd) child-bride has moved on only serves to make Ralph(mid-30s male; currently engaged to another woman) look like a colossal insecure beta.
 
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GAME BOY ADVANCE said:
Ralph is a petty, shallow, fat, pot smoking, drunkard, white nigger manchild.

She threw shots his way with that new boyfriend/amazing father Facebook post a few days ago and due to his obsession with “if they go low, I go lower” mentality I’m guessing he decided to leak the photos to intimidate her.

Congrats @theralph, I wouldn’t be surprised if another lawsuit/restraining order gets thrown your way bud.
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If this is indeed what happened, then I look forward to the upcoming cryptic war between the Vickers sow and Gunt with his current brood mare, as it will undoubtedly escalate as both sides try to one up the other. Faith's "boyfriend" will probably grow an inch in height for every dinner May brags about on twitter cooking for the Gunt.
 
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Perspicacity said:
The one thing that strikes me as a little off is the babies eye color. Both Faith and Ralph have blue eyes, which means the baby has to have blue eyes yet they appear very dark. Now of course an infant's eye color changes pretty radically so we won't know that for a year.... but usually children who have blue eyes are born with them. Food for thought. Still the baby does look like Ralph, but also the grand daddy.... very hard to tell here.
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They ARE blue/grey whatever though, and might be lighter in color than what pictures give off.
I have pics of me where mine look much darker than they actually are.
I also seem to remember reading that there's a small chance of a child winding up with brown eyes even though both parents have blue, due to recessive shit where it can still skip some generations or whatever.
 

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Perspicacity said:
The one thing that strikes me as a little off is the babies eye color. Both Faith and Ralph have blue eyes, which means the baby has to have blue eyes yet they appear very dark. Now of course an infant's eye color changes pretty radically so we won't know that for a year.... but usually children who have blue eyes are born with them. Food for thought. Still the baby does look like Ralph, but also the grand daddy.... very hard to tell here.
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If you look closer at the picture in the Captain America onesie, his eyes are certainly blue/grey, along the same coloring as the onesie.

He's a cute enough baby, he looks an awful lot like Ralph, which is disturbing. Babies tend to have jowls and pig snouts, but baby Xander's here will probably be permanent.

Faith looks as dirty as ever though. She's 18 and post-birth. She should look glowing and clean. Instead she looks like she smells like unwashed poor.
 
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