Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[lecher]

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Fantastic. Not sure what's funnier, the "padding against rocks thrown at me" or the self-own that Jake "perfectly matches" the Nazi incel profile.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Jake once again proves that he is a moron who will pull crap out of his ass to justify butting into a conversation.

Winter coat =/= trench coat.

Also, if you're a fat little porky boy with bitch tits, a puffy winter coat is going to make you look even more of a hamplanet. Either Jake is a retard or a liar.

Also: everyone gave him a wide birth because Jake was a fat bitch, and wrapping himsself in a winter coat must have made him sweat like Chris Farley in a sauna, resulting in a musk capable of repelling livestock.

Some coats emphasise the shoulders, which can make a larger gent look more physically imposing. It won’t make you look thin, but it might serve to make you look like you’re fat-but-muscular. I guess Jake is trying to retcon “I was miserable because I was fat” to “I was miserable because I was totally a girl.”

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

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Unfortunately, the doublet of +5 missile deflection was entirely useless against both a swift punch to the kidneys AND Jake's father's signature attack using the infamous "be-wheel'd conveyance of cul-de-sac crossing", a deadly machine crafted by only the cruelest Dwarven forgemasters for the express purpose of injuring our delicate damsel.

Luckily, Violet had recently imbibed a "potion of porcine polymorph", which required a dexterity saving throw when Violet found her sexy gams suddenly transformed into hearty ham hocks!

Fortunately, the news wasn't ALL bad; let's see her father try to force a bike ride out of her now that she's got cloven hooves!

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I assume Jake has an autistic aversion to textures and that’s why he never buys or wears new clothes. He didn’t grow up in a family that couldn’t afford new clothes and you can tell from Rachel’s pictures that she dresses appropriately and takes care of her appearance.
This isn’t even the first time he’s mentioned wearing a big, puffy winter coat all year to protect him from the roving gang of Nazi lesbians in school. I can only imagine the struggle Rachel had to get him to wear a polo shirt for his school picture.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I assume Jake has an autistic aversion to textures and that’s why he never buys or wears new clothes. He didn’t grow up in a family that couldn’t afford new clothes and you can tell from Rachel’s pictures that she dresses appropriately and takes care of her appearance.

That, and he’s lazy and never socialises. Plus, new clothes cost money that he could be spending on game books, toys and tendies.

This isn’t even the first time he’s mentioned wearing a big, puffy winter coat all year to protect him from the roving gang of Nazi lesbians in school. I can only imagine the struggle Rachel had to get him to wear a polo shirt for his school picture.

He also mentioned using a big coat in order to prevent people from knowing his gender identity. This was in the days when he still definitely had the gnome beard.

The more I hear about this big coat, the more I wonder if Jake’s troonery arose from having a complex about his moobs.

 

[AnOminous]

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I love that this asshat had rocks thrown at him to the point he had to wear a trenchcoat. What a worthless loser!

The more I hear about this big coat, the more I wonder if Jake’s troonery arose from having a complex about his moobs.

And he had to wear a trenchcoat because he had moobs. ROTFL!

Jake, what a loser.

 

[Kosher Dill]

He didn’t grow up in a family that couldn’t afford new clothes and you can tell from Rachel’s pictures that she dresses appropriately and takes care of her appearance.

I do believe he wasn't well-off as a child. In the Googleshng blogs he talks about his mother being chronically unemployed or underemployed.
I doubt he was really "hobo poor" like he claims, more like "Had a junky old Sega Master System instead of a Nintendo" poor, living side-by-side with well-heeled New Englanders. But it wouldn't surprise me if Rachel didn't press the issue too hard when her sullen, stinky son didn't want new clothes.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

I do believe he wasn't well-off as a child. In the Googleshng blogs he talks about his mother being chronically unemployed or underemployed.
I doubt he was really "hobo poor" like he claims, more like "Had a junky old Sega Master System instead of a Nintendo" poor, living side-by-side with well-heeled New Englanders. But it wouldn't surprise me if Rachel didn't press the issue too hard when her sullen, stinky son didn't want new clothes.

He's been on the internet for most of his life so he had an internet connected PC pretty early on and this was back when even a shitty computer was very expensive. Plus the NES, SNES, Playstation, N64 and all the consoles he seems to have had.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

He's been on the internet for most of his life so he had an internet connected PC pretty early on and this was back when even a shitty computer was very expensive. Plus the NES, SNES, Playstation, N64 and all the consoles he seems to have had.

Does that mean he was well-off, or that he was an insufferable spoiled brat? Seems like his legacy of ungratefulness and the unreasonable demands he puts on his mother probably stretches back to childhood.

 

[aquariumwater]

I do believe he wasn't well-off as a child. In the Googleshng blogs he talks about his mother being chronically unemployed or underemployed.
I doubt he was really "hobo poor" like he claims, more like "Had a junky old Sega Master System instead of a Nintendo" poor, living side-by-side with well-heeled New Englanders. But it wouldn't surprise me if Rachel didn't press the issue too hard when her sullen, stinky son didn't want new clothes.

His mom has worked as a sales rep at the same small company for 20 years. Before that she was a sales rep for a publishing company for 7 years. Presumably she makes a modest, but livable income. She had to have a steady income just to feed Jake for 4 decades.

Looking at her house, it's easy to see that she's lower middle class, but I doubt Jake ever wanted for anything. She's certainly not the stay-at-home welfare leech that Jake portrays her as.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Does that mean he was well-off, or that he was an insufferable spoiled brat?

I really don't think he was. I think he was somewhere in the middle class and then genuinely fell on some hard times toward the end of high school.
At least by 2001 he was already e-begging - and even briefly lowering himself to working like a filthy commoner.

https://archive.li/yHCXh

Back then he seems to have spent every penny he had on vidya, and his idea of "splurging like crazy" was $160.

https://archive.li/76AoF

Poverty and mom poverty:

https://archive.li/j9ybU

Also recall how long he left his teeth to rot. That's not the behavior of the well-off.

As usual, take it all with a grain of salt, but these blogs are from before he literally became a professional victim, and still had some vestigial sense of pride.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I really don't think he was. I think he was somewhere in the middle class and then genuinely fell on some hard times toward the end of high school.
At least by 2001 he was already e-begging - and even briefly lowering himself to working like a filthy commoner.

https://archive.md/yHCXh

Back then he seems to have spent every penny he had on vidya, and his idea of "splurging like crazy" was $160.

https://archive.md/76AoF

Poverty and mom poverty:

https://archive.md/j9ybU

Also recall how long he left his teeth to rot. That's not the behavior of the well-off.

As usual, take it all with a grain of salt, but these blogs are from before he literally became a professional victim, and still had some vestigial sense of pride.

Exactly. I think Mama Alley did her best to keep him comfortable, and provided a reasonably good, if modest, life.

But he had a billion video game consoles, internet access when that was a relative rarity, ample food (obviously) and worked a total of, what. A week in his entire life? It's not like he was contributing to the household like a lot of kids of single mothers do. God knows he wasn't helping with making dinner or other chores, as evidenced by the fact that he's only learned how to boil water in the last year or so.

So, spoiled brat. Not well-off, but living the lifestyle he thought he was entitled to, no matter who had to pay for it.

 

[Kosher Dill]

So, spoiled brat. Not well-off, but living the lifestyle he thought he was entitled to

I think that about sums it up. Not very much money, but he spent it all on anime and games and got away with it.

 

[Wallace]

Exactly. I think Mama Alley did her best to keep him comfortable, and provided a reasonably good, if modest, life.

But he had a billion video game consoles, internet access when that was a relative rarity, ample food (obviously) and worked a total of, what. A week in his entire life? It's not like he was contributing to the household like a lot of kids of single mothers do. God knows he wasn't helping with making dinner or other chores, as evidenced by the fact that he's only learned how to boil water in the last year or so.

So, spoiled brat. Not well-off, but living the lifestyle he thought he was entitled to, no matter who had to pay for it.

Definitely a vote for spoiled brat. Jake never learned any useful social or emotional skills, and now he's paying the price for it.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

You'll always have us Jake, I'd be glad to talk to you about your favorite subject!

edit: oh wait, this is part of a Googleshng and suicide baiting!

I really miss having friends.

A decade ago there was actually this rather large pool of people who talked to me every day about just whatever. Were always up for playing games, comparing notes on TV shows or movies. A couple were local and would invite me to do things sometimes.

I try to piece together sometimes why I no longer have those friends, and it really does just come down to "oh, well, I came out as a trans woman, and it's just programmed into people that trans women are dangerous to keep around."

I wish there were more to it than that. I mean, there have been friends I have made since coming out as trans, and there is a strong case to be made that a hell of a lot of those friends I no longer have because I made the mistake of trying to befriend someone who turned out to be a horrific abusive narcissist, and I ignored what was honestly a pretty clear trail of red flags and people this person had used and discarded until oh hey, sure enough, I was used and discarded by way of being made the scapegoat for something-or-other. But, I dunno, I think pointing to me as the one behind something I was so far removed from that years later, having actively tried to look into this quite a lot, I STILL don't actually know what it is that I took the fall for, or in the place of who. Just some stranger was mad at someone, someone suggested they be mad at me instead, and the stranger was perfectly willing to accept some totally random trans woman pointed to apparently at random as the real villain, patching things up with whoever. Plus that impact crater only went so far.

There's the people who just quietly cut all ties as soon as they heard I was trans.

There's the person who got real bent out of shape when I came out of trans, took it like some sort of personal attack, and spent a few months drinking and publicly screaming about it, kinda alienating, uh... half the state I live in?

There's the person who I told I was trans who got real real weird about it, decided nazis being a general public problem since 2014 was somehow a side effect of nazis hating me personally and trying to drive me away from forums I'd lived in forever to "keep people safe," which didn't technically work because people did have my back, but left enough background hostility and resentment I had to withdraw anyway.

I don't feel safe attending any conventions now because someone I thought was really supportive that I doubt I could avoid if I went let some real dark transphobia slip out last we talked.

Someone else I thought I could trust chased me out of a space I thought I was pretty safe and comfortable in with some random slurs and vitriol imagining some kind of world where everyone's so careful about hurting the feelings of trans people that "decent guys get cancelled" or whatever out of the blue.

There's dozens of people who just went totally silent on me for reasons I've never worked out. Presumably, someone somewhere said I was "bad news" for whatever the hell reason, none of them questioned it. That just happens to trans women all the time.

Even happens in groups of nothing but trans people. Several people have invited me to little chat spaces for people all under attack from nazis because of arbitrary reason X before, and real quick what tends to happen is they all decide I'm TOO under attack and full on burn the whole clubhouse down and build a new one a few blocks over I'm not invited to.

I really am at the point now where on the rare occasion anyone actually speaks to me I figure they're coming at it with one of those attitudes like "I don't want this stray getting comfortable around here, I'd just feel guilty seeing her die of starvation out on the lawn, so OK one quick plate of scraps and I definitely don't open the door next time I see her."

And yes, I should probably look into getting off the medication with the increased depression and ideation warning.

 

[Kosher Dill]

You know who's probably really hurt that Jake doesn't actually consider them a friend?

Nobody.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

You know who's probably really hurt that Jake doesn't actually consider them a friend?

Nobody.

Dmol

 

[Kane Lives]

You'll always have us Jake, I'd be glad to talk to you about your favorite subject!
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Dude acts like an insufferable parasite and emotional drain, then wonders why people just ghost him. Totally can't fathom the reason.

Stay Jake, Jake. We're your only friends now.

 

[Kosher Dill]

edit: oh wait, this is part of a Googleshng and suicide baiting!

Oh man, I missed this
Let's play Who's That Pokemon?

There's the person who got real bent out of shape when I came out of trans, took it like some sort of personal attack, and spent a few months drinking and publicly screaming about it, kinda alienating, uh... half the state I live in?

Can this be anyone but his mom? Who else in Connecticut did he come out to?
Note to self: next time I find myself in the state, ask around about Jake, since everyone apparently knows and hates him.

There's the person who I told I was trans who got real real weird about it, decided nazis being a general public problem since 2014 was somehow a side effect of nazis hating me personally and trying to drive me away from forums I'd lived in forever to "keep people safe," which didn't technically work because people did have my back, but left enough background hostility and resentment I had to withdraw anyway.

What on earth is a forum that he'd "lived in forever", was still on in 2014, but quit after 2014? He's still on Talking-Time.
Paizo or one of those other RPG forums maybe?

I don't feel safe attending any conventions now because someone I thought was really supportive that I doubt I could avoid if I went let some real dark transphobia slip out last we talked.

I assume this is a game industry figure of some sort (who else would be inescapable at cons?), but has he burned bridges with any more of them since Big Bad Con?

Someone else I thought I could trust chased me out of a space I thought I was pretty safe and comfortable in with some random slurs and vitriol imagining some kind of world where everyone's so careful about hurting the feelings of trans people that "decent guys get cancelled" or whatever out of the blue.

And this must be that Discord or whatever it was. Not the one from "Jakeleaks", but some other one.

 

[Next Task]

Let's play Who's That Pokemon?

The difficult part is that this is Jake exaggerating stories he's already exaggerated past any point of accuracy. The game industry figure is probably the usual ones like Tanya DePass. The last one is just someone saying that not every troon is 100% truthful at all times, which is of course the number one sign of Nazidom to compulsive liar Jake Alley.

He's been alluding to someone secretly being very transphobic to him recently when it comes to cons, and it really just sounds like he's decided it wasn't enough that Tanya DePass listened to whisper networks and gossip over trusting the word of True and Honest Woman Jake Alley, but that she also had to have been transphobic as well. Because remember, Jake never, ever does anything to deserve these things, it must be the other person who he wanted to be friends with who was in the wrong - and once you're wrong, you can be guilty of every crime under the sun, in Jake's world, though those crimes are inevitably transphobia and secret TERFdom as well as being an undercover alt-right Nazi gamergater.

It's this very Jake mix of 'I miss all my friends' and 'I had to stop being friends with all these people because they turned out to be evil', where everyone has turned against him but it was really his choice but it's their fault. And it always suggests that if this one, or small group, of people weren't involved in Jake's 'safe spaces' then he'd be popular and have lots of friends, when we know Jake is barely tolerated at best. In the CON leaks, he was a lap-dog in a group combined by their hatred of a common enemy. On Talking Time, he's a geek who annoys all his fellow board members but never to the point where they kick him out, because Ostracising People Is Wrong. Whatever Discord servers he's talking about is definitely just a bunch of troons, so it's going to be narcissists talking past each other and angling for asspats, and even among troons Jake is a wet blanket and emotional drain - not even an emotional vampire, because that implies he gets energy from draining others. With his prudishness and alleged asexuality countering their coom-brains, lies about transitioning that even most other troons don't accept, and incredibly boring and rambling style of oneupmanship, he is welcome nowhere.

Well, except here. He's a top-tier lolcow and always will be, in my eyes. But then, I always will love that Jake's the ultimate mansplainer but because of Troon Armour none of the women he's glommed onto can call him out on it. People like Becky Gerber, Nora Reed and Jessica Price would ordinarily excoriate Jake for being everything they hate in gamers, but because he's Violet Ocean they just have to put up with it.