TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

[Tronathon242]

Does anyone know how old his parents are? I know he has two siblings a decade older than him, so assuming they were in their 30s when they had him they'd be in their 70s by now.

He's probably waiting for them to die so he gets an inheritance.

An inheritance split between three kids plus possible grandchildren and other parties isn't going to net him very much. This is also assuming that they're the type of people who just love their children unconditionally and haven't cut his social parasite ass out of the whole thing entirely like the end of Gran Torino.

 

[PetrifiedTom]

When new review Spoony?

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

When new review Spoony?

It's still in the queue according to Spoony !!!

 

[PetrifiedTom]

It's still in the queue according to Spoony !!!

THE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL, SIR, WHICH MEANS IT IS NOT HAPPENING... I don't have time for this.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

It's still in the queue according to Spoony !!!

LOADING

 

[TTU Chess Club]

THE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL, SIR, WHICH MEANS IT IS NOT HAPPENING... I don't have time for this.

To be fair, "the check is in the mail" is an excuse you use to get a creditor off your back. Granted, it's pathetic that he would joke about that to his fans, but it is an apt joke nonetheless.

 

[Carlos Thin]

To be fair, "the check is in the mail" is an excuse you use to get a creditor off your back. Granted, it's pathetic that he would joke about that to his fans, but it is an apt joke nonetheless.

The actual line from Big Trouble in Little China is "yes sir, the check is in the mail." which is why he probably thought he didn't say it

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

The actual line from Big Trouble in Little China is "yes sir, the check is in the mail." which is why he probably thought he didn't say it

If he had a good memory, he would've been a good liar.

 

[Snakebottom]

Just checked in on the warthog’s twitter feeds and the difference in her now since spoony’s silenc and what she was like a couple months ago e is night and day. She’s still running the #sicknotweak shtick into the ground but credit where it’s due, she’s clearly on the up and up. Even managed a whole walk without any exploding joints.

It’s almost as if her entire existence was just a pastiche of Spoony’s and now he’s no longer around to imitate she can actually live her own life. Fair play to her for getting out of it at least, for her sake it would be best if Spoony never tweeted again, but where’s the fun in that eh

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

When new review Spoony?

Waiting for Donald Trump to croak so he'll stop copystriking it off Youtube.

 

[Kulee Baba]

I have it on good authority that 2022 will be the Year of Spoony.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I have it on good authority that 2022 will be the Year of Spoony doing a flip.

You seem to have hit post a little early, ftfy

 

[RJ MacReady]

As of today, Spoony has officially not tweeted in 1 entire month for the first time since joining Twitter over 12 years ago.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

As of today, Spoony has officially not tweeted in 1 entire month for the first time since joining Twitter over 12 years ago.

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He will come back. His Patreon is still up after all.

 

[RJ MacReady]

He will come back. His Patreon is still up after all.

Despite all that's happened I'm presently convinced that his first tweets back will be more comic book shitposts as if nothing happened.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

As of today, Spoony has officially not tweeted in 1 entire month for the first time since joining Twitter over 12 years ago.

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I wonder if there are conditions to wherever he lives now, I'm guessing with his parents, and getting of twitter is one of them.

Either way he's so fucking retarted for not returning, making 2007 style videos again. 00's nostalgia is about to hit and if he was smart he'd cash in on it.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Maybe we'll get a new episode of Wrestle Wrestle.

I actually liked that show...

 

[kozas]

An inheritance split between three kids plus possible grandchildren and other parties isn't going to net him very much. This is also assuming that they're the type of people who just love their children unconditionally and haven't cut his social parasite ass out of the whole thing entirely like the end of Gran Torino.

On one hand he is most likely not his parent favorite kid(I mean, he got his Boeing job only because his dad arranged that, and he blew it after few days xD), but on the other hand Miles and his older sibling from what I know don't need money really as they do ok in life, so who knows what will happen...
BUT if Spoony is back to parents(and not to Miles) then I'm 100% sure they gonna have enough of him after few months. I don't know how inheritance works in USA but if he is gonna live with his parents for a couple years then they gonna disinherit him because he waste everything you give him. Not to mention if his parents saw in what state his home in Aurora was recently and if they are responsible people then they probably gave him an ultimatum - either you start doing SOMETHING or you gonna end with nothing.
I would say that right now it's more probable that he's gonna go to normal work(of course forced by his parents) like flipping burgers or something(although maybe they could still arrange some low-level office job for him?) than him making new videos.
Of course the most probable course of action is that he will eventually return to twitter and waste most of his time like that. But still - parents at least will keep him away of alcohol and force him to have somewhat of normal sleep schedule. That's only if he returned to parents, because Miles would no doubt be softer in dealing with him(not to mention that Miles has to work, and Noah both parents probably retired long time ago)

 

[RumblyTumbly]

“Alpha nerd” is such a good term for Noah, because that’s exactly who he is.

Compared to the fat nerd with the acne sitting next to him, Noah is a fucking Chad who might have amazing tales to tell of going to a bar and a getting (a 6 or a 7) girl’s phone number.

Now outside of your typical group of 90ies era nerds, Noah ain’t nothing special. But I’ll bet you he knew he was the Alpha Nerd and enjoyed the fuck out of it.

He was (and is) also the incarnate contrarian, which was probably tied to his Alpha Nerd status.

Just taking the Jedi video as example:

Everyone liked West Ends D6 Star Wars? Pfft! Noah thought it sucked! Fucking lame dude!

Noah is so clearly used to other nerds just nodding and “oh yeah totally! I mean I kinda like it, but yeah you have a point!”
Because nobody wants to start shit with the Alpha nerd, and unlike Noah, the other players are there for a good time, not to mark their territory.

This whole scenario outlines why I hated nerds even when I was at my most nerdy.

 

[Fapcop]

This whole scenario outlines why I hated nerds even when I was at my most nerdy.

Ah, the self-hating nerd joins the table!