Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

Why does he need THREE spooky Boglins
Prolly because James "Stephanie James Sterling" Stanton has a bunch of them. Kev's literally never even mentioned them until now.
Oh well. More useless shit next to his autistic grand collection (Grrrrrandé Collec-tsiohné as Sterling would say it) of Amiibos and Troonsformers.
 
In my D&D game tonight we had an encounter with some kind of creature, and as soon as the DM posted its picture I couldn't stop laughing, since it reminded me so much of an ungodly combination of Kevin and Neck.

EDIT: learned this thing is called an "un-man" lol
Obligatory edit:
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I'm in awe that these blatant grifters continue to receive donations.
If you think poorly of the malformed creatures bold enough to post pictures of their man-ass, rot-dick, and multicolored hues of male pattern balding, imagine the ones paying to live vicariously through them with no thanks or mention while the troons blow it on forgettable frivolities than necessities like, you know, utilities and housing.
 
Kevin is hoping this will be a "reset" for his Amhole when in reality it's just going to be the same situation all over again. If you were too lazy to initially dilate, you won't dilate again when it's going to hurt ten times worse than your original surgery.
Imagine paying a guy to build you a swimming pool in your backyard, but then he messes up and it turns into this lumpy misshapen concrete slab in your yard. And then he says that if you pay him again he can fix it for you and you unironically think to yourself, "Well surely he can't screw it up twice".

That's what I feel like is going to happen to Kevin.
 
Wait wait. Unless Wedgies going somewhere reeeeeaaally shitty, $80 is like the base cost of a tattoo not even counting tip. Wheres the grift? Will he pocket the money and have someone draw on him with sharpie instead? Why do it at cost if youre broke as shit?

alternately maybe he goin to some cheap home tattooer friend who isnt sanitary and will ultimately give him an ass infection from the needle gun lol
 
Any discoloration on Ripley's entirely normally sized penis will be made worse by jacking off excessively. This is the commonest cause of discoloration of dicks.

Penile melanosis is a thing. So are dick birthmarks. Having a less than aesthetically perfect dick does not make you a woman.
 
"EMERGENCY! I need help with bills!! Please donate, I'm so desperate 🥺😭"

Few days later

"Made an appointment to get my nails done and my penis girldick waxed! So excited! 😻"

I'm in awe that these blatant grifters continue to receive donations.
Don’t forget he’s probably gonna give Hailey $80 to tatto his lips on his ass.

The state should sell his body to medical science and give the proceeded to his wife and children.
 

Wedge dickflute just had me thinking: Since he's lecturing everyone on racism and cis, white cOlOnIaL bEaUtY sTaNdArDs, I kinda wonder just how F-A-S-T either Wedge or his orbiters or bolth...would suddenly and very markedly become completely normal if they passed out and woke up in some shitbox apartment in Kabul.

Would really show us how much of these mEnTaL iLlNeSsEs aRe rEaL, or, like we all know--how many are just a "cute and KA--WIIRRRRKY costume!"

Either way, every one of these guys would be taking an unscheduled outdoor elevator ride.
 
It was actually a little hard to find it because he never tweets "micropenis" by name but here he is claiming he has partial androgen insensitivity syndrome (PAIS):
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I have not looked at Ripley's penis and I'm perfectly OK living my life in full and never seeing it so Kiwis more brave than me can compare it to PAIS dick pics (micropenis and fucked up looking dicks are a symptom of PAIS) and see if there's any truth to his claim. It should be noted that the HRT used to treat PAIS is testosterone, not estrogen. Spoiler alert: Ripley takes estrogen, and it's magic y'all:
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Bonus tweet: Ripley acting like estrogen is heroin:
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good lord this is such a blatant way of saying he's an AGP. he's treating estrogen like it's a fucking drug. are we sure they didn't lace it with something? (:_(
 
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