US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Meat Target]

So the Capitol police are the ones that will deal with the threat?
... maybe they should get another police force to handle it.

If it's not a nothingburger, the FBI and ATF will get involved sooner or later.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

glow harder pls

 

[A_Skellington]

Found a live update for this on a bong news site of all things.
Independent.UK

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

Listening to Glenn Beck at the moment and I gotta say..He has the BEST FUCKING IDEA EVER.

Donald Trump runs for the house in Florida in 2022 and pushes to become Speaker of the House and then starts impeachment on Joe Biden.

I'd rather Jr. do that than Sr. They can potentially wait Sr. out in a few years. They'd have to deal with Jr. for decades.

 

[Meat Target]

Yeah, the timing of this is just too damn perfect.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I'd rather Jr. do that than Sr. They can potentially wait Sr. out in a few years. They'd have to deal with Jr. for decades.

Wouldn't be as big of a shit-post though.

 

[mandatorylurk]

If MTG or Boebert tweet out that the truck glows way too much, I'll donate to them.

 

[The Nothingness]

They're getting really lazy with these false flag attempts. They apparently don't even think it looks odd that he took an inexplicable, unannounced trip last night after just getting back from a series of other trips to Delaware and camp David? So he just happened to fuck off mid crisis, again, 16ish hours before some "big" event happens in the capitol?
Lazy writing guys. Lazy writing.

Also the House was not brought back from their vacation with everything going down in Afghanistan.

 

[TaterFarmer]

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glow harder pls

Gonna suck if it's an recently entered illegal in that truck.

 

[Confused Doggo]

I predict the man is Afghani. If he were white they would have mentioned it by now.

 

[TaterFarmer]

I predict the man is Afghani. If he were white they would have mentioned it by now.

I don't know. One news guy described it as a "pickup truck" that screams code for "white guy who's trying to rape AOC again."

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

I predict the man is Afghani. If he were white they would have mentioned it by now.

Maybe Reagan was right the first time. The Muhajadeen are the ones standing up to the glowniggers and they're the ones that will commence 1776.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

I don't know. One news guy described it as a "pickup truck" that screams code for "white guy who's trying to rape AOC again."

I mean ok, but they also call a 9mm pistol an AR-15 so I don't know.

 

[Meat Target]

Isn't Congress in recess right now? Disclose says they're evacuating the SCOTUS building, too.

 

[TaterFarmer]

So, they flying out only 100-110 on a C-17? That's like half empty at best and, given their load capacity, they could easily be running 400/trip.

Source: (from 3hr ago) "Biden: Greater threats than Taliban-controlled Afghanistan" https://apnews.com/article/joe-biden-afghanistan-f701e37834cbf92f56725cdef291647d

 

[Meat Target]

I predict the man is Afghani. If he were white they would have mentioned it by now.

Cue the "HE'S A DRUMPFO" narrative. Should have known a gayop was coming.

 

[Pepsi Max Respecter]

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Fed or mentally broken retard. The media will use this to slander whites and justify w/e they need to for months, can't fuckin wait.

 

[TaterFarmer]

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Cue the "HE'S A DRUMPFO" narrative. Should have known a gayop was coming.

Are they throwing cash at him? (look on the street)

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

They are using Biggie Smalls (Notorious B.I.G.) to push the fucking JAB, unbelievable and utterly offensive...

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1428369983118233601

https://archive.is/wip/narLr

 

[Damocles_Sword]

Took me forever to catch up. Did biden really order the military to abandon a shit ton of advanced weapons and tech IN TACT? If so, I wonder how much of hunter's home made child porn russia and china promised to erase off of one of hunters (many) stolen laptops for this.