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Who's more likely to be single in 10 years? Shoe or Greg?

I'm leaning towards Greg. Shoe has thousands of simps, she just needs to clean up her act and stop thirsting for the gun of Vaush. She might have a chance to not be a cat lady.

Greg is going to be 50 in about 13 years which is pretty funny to me. He dumped that nice Aussie for no reason, so I predict Greg's coomer brain will lead him through a series of narcissistic flings until he reaches the point of being way too old to get girls with his looks, while also being too poor to get married. All those years of not having a real job and having invested his life savings in toys has to catch up with him some time.
 
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Bad Take Crucifier said:
Who's more likely to be single in 10 years? Shoe or Greg?

I'm leaning towards Greg. Shoe has thousands of simps, she just needs to clean up her act and stop thirsting for the gun of Vaush. She might have a chance to not be a cat lady.

Greg is going to be 50 in about 13 years which is pretty funny to me. He dumped that nice Aussie for no reason, so I predict Greg's coomer brain will lead him through a series of narcissistic flings until he reaches the point of being way too old to get girls with his looks, while also being too poor to get married. All those years of not having a real job and having invested his life savings in toys has to catch up with him some time.
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Yeah, but shoe has no self esteem and is an abuse magnet. Aside from that black BF (R.I.P.) has she had a good relationship?
 
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Jack Awful said:
Aside from that black BF (R.I.P.) has she had a good relationship?
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No. And her time with Greg shows she will actively encourage her own exploitation if it means trollin' da haterz. Though her political flip-flopping also kind of reflects how she's willing to cuck-out under pressure, rather than sticking to her guns. Especially when it comes to Vaush, who browbeats her every now and then while he continually evades her relentless flirting.

Shoe's type is apparently deep-voice fat autismos who are uninterested in her.
 
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I keep getting Milt and Jack mixed up.
inb4 the pics aren't exactly the same. You know the brain is trained to recognize faces!

I think the real question is who will get the most depressing? Shoe or Greg? That's a tough because I think Greg will be alone and delusional. But all Shoe will be able to say back is that she isn't alone even if she's as delusional about her quality of life.
 
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I legitimately can't believe that a man like Greg who has no real work history and looks like Greg does isn't at least doing stage magic.

FFS he calls himself a skeptic, James Randi was a skeptic and a stage magician.

Also, Jack Awful has had that profile pic I'm pretty sure as long as I've been using this site, whereas I routinely change up the look (I would have done so months ago, but Tommy Tooter seems to think I actually am Matt, and he keeps calling me a "fetishizing fascistic furry" based upon this pic, which is of course hilarious to me)
 
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ManInTheBlarms said:
Wait Nvm, she was in his shitty armor tuxedo podcast thing. But it seems like episodes 1-12 have just been scrubbed offline
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Fucking really??? That fast? I havent checked his channel in a few months
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Yeah... He dumped the Aussie girl a while ago. Just read the thread and get caught up before trying to report on 6 month old news.
 
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But it seems like episodes 1-12 have just been scrubbed offline
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Actually wasn't aware of this. What a fucking coward. He got so much backlash on the first podcast without her, that he's just trying to pretend she never existed. Like, they never even talk about their relationship in the podcasts, why remove them? What the hell Greg? Unless the Aussie threatened him to take them down or something, now there's just 12 episodes that new subscribers will be left wondering where they are.
 
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