Orbiter Faith Vickers / Zoomer Girl / Fai Fai - Ethan Ralph's adolescent ex

Contents of the diary?

  • Boring, nothingburger document of some average teenager.

    Votes: 381 48.2%
  • Spicy deets.

    Votes: 122 15.4%
  • I don't care.

    Votes: 287 36.3%

  • Total voters
    790
reminder that this is the woman that he’s simping for
I’ve never seen what this dude looks like and I’m afraid to find out. Knowing that these two were apparently watching Buffy episodes together while messaging each other about it all in real-time via Instagram DM just sends me. Why IG?
 
I’ve never seen what this dude looks like and I’m afraid to find out. Knowing that these two were apparently watching Buffy episodes together while messaging each other about it all in real-time via Instagram DM just sends me. Why IG?
He doesn't look great. Just average.
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So after all the Chris Kerr shit, this post showed up on lolcow:
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Someone contacted Faith about it and she said that the only person who could have posted it was Ralph because they weren't sent to anyone else.
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For once I actually believe her, because they are the fucking Disneyland photos that Ralph showed already on his twitter.
 
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So after all the Chris Kerr shit, this post showed up on lolcow:
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Someone contacted Faith about it and she said that the only person who could have posted it was Ralph because they weren't sent to anyone else.
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For once I actually believe her, because they are the fucking Disneyland photos that Ralph showed already on his twitter.
Definitely has to be ralph or at least a proxy, only he is vindictive enough to do shit like this
 
Ralph, how's that there sober streak, bud? You were the only one who she sent those pictures. How did they end up on lolcow?
Disgusting behavior, like blackmailing your friend on Twitter with a recording of him crying about his dead baby, or posting revenge porn while your mentally ill gf is in a hospital, or doxing a paypig because he superchatted someone else, or threatening to stab someone in the neck, or laughing about someone else's dead baby, or telling your dying mom to eat a cawk because you're too fucked up to drive her to dialysis, or letting her die alone and neglected of shame, or...

Ralph I can't believe people act like this, such disgusting behavior unbecoming of a true Ralphamale.
 
Ralph responded immediately:
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Ralph, how's that there sober streak, bud? You were the only one who she sent those pictures. How did they end up on lolcow?
So, Ralph has officially given up on Xander?
This is an excellent outcome.

He also went from "I will do anything to protect my son and get Faith out of there!" to "Faith is a liar and always was a liar!" so fast. He does this all the time but it's still astounding.
 
So after all the Chris Kerr shit, this post showed up on lolcow:
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Someone contacted Faith about it and she said that the only person who could have posted it was Ralph because they weren't sent to anyone else.
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For once I actually believe her, because they are the fucking Disneyland photos that Ralph showed already on his twitter.
I don’t. I think Faith released them and wanted to blame Ralph because she’s seething about all the attention bastard fetus #2 is getting and Ralph announcing he would no longer be mentioning anything about Xander publicly.

Faith wants photos of Xander thrown in Ralph’s face by the a-logs and getting him trolled for being a deadbeat. She’s super pissed Ralph is engaged to pregnant horse face. Faith is last years news, so this is her way of trying to get the attention back on her and the guntling.

Ralph wishes Xander didn’t exist and certainly doesn’t want his photos online and in the a-logs hands. Also if Ralph for whatever reason did want to show off “his boy” he would have never included a photo of Faith in the leak set. Faith wanted to be sure Baby Mama#1 is not forgotten.

I’m sure Faith also went crying to daddy that Ralph leaked the photos. This way she gets attention from daddy too
 
Ralph responded immediately:

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Ralph, how's that there sober streak, bud? You were the only one who she sent those pictures. How did they end up on lolcow?
Ralph, this is a serious accusation. You have to own Faith for it, and baby pics just won't cut it. But I bet she'd feel the wrath of your retribution if you posted a sex tape with May. That'll show the lying bitch.
 
I don’t. I think Faith released them and wanted to blame Ralph because she’s seething about all the attention bastard fetus #2 is getting and Ralph announcing he would no longer be mentioning anything about Xander publicly.

Faith wants photos of Xander thrown in Ralph’s face by the a-logs and getting him trolled for being a deadbeat. She’s super pissed Ralph is engaged to pregnant horse face. Faith is last years news, so this is her way of trying to get the attention back on her and the guntling.

Ralph wishes Xander didn’t exist and certainly doesn’t want his photos online and in the a-logs hands. Also if Ralph for whatever reason did want to show off “his boy” he would have never included a photo of Faith in the leak set. Faith wanted to be sure Baby Mama#1 is not forgotten.

I’m sure Faith also went crying to daddy that Ralph leaked the photos. This way she gets attention from daddy too
Either way, he'll be out of Xander's life forever and that's for the best.
 
I don’t. I think Faith released them and wanted to blame Ralph because she’s seething about all the attention bastard fetus #2 is getting and Ralph announcing he would no longer be mentioning anything about Xander publicly.

Faith wants photos of Xander thrown in Ralph’s face by the a-logs and getting him trolled for being a deadbeat. She’s super pissed Ralph is engaged to pregnant horse face. Faith is last years news, so this is her way of trying to get the attention back on her and the guntling.

Ralph wishes Xander didn’t exist and certainly doesn’t want his photos online and in the a-logs hands. Also if Ralph for whatever reason did want to show off “his boy” he would have never included a photo of Faith in the leak set. Faith wanted to be sure Baby Mama#1 is not forgotten.

I’m sure Faith also went crying to daddy that Ralph leaked the photos. This way she gets attention from daddy too
I could consider this to be an airtight theory.

Thing is, I just don't have...errr...faith...in Fat Titted Disneymommy's mental acuity, when it comes to such a brilliant plan.
 
Ralph responded immediately:
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Ralph, how's that there sober streak, bud? You were the only one who she sent those pictures. How did they end up on lolcow?
Absolutely disgusting Ralph slandering the mother of "his child" (technically not Ralph's kid) but still.
 
I don’t. I think Faith released them and wanted to blame Ralph because she’s seething about all the attention bastard fetus #2 is getting and Ralph announcing he would no longer be mentioning anything about Xander publicly.
I agree with you that Faith is an attention whore but in the post it accused her of sending pictures to stalkers. It's obvious what they are implying here but as far as I know the only stalker talking to her is the retard I know messaging her and they didn't receive any pictures. She didn't want to talk about Ralph, all she wanted to do was fuck over Chris Kerr.

Ralph completely fucked up here. He should have given that bitch the benefit of the doubt.
 
So after all the Chris Kerr shit, this post showed up on lolcow:
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Someone contacted Faith about it and she said that the only person who could have posted it was Ralph because they weren't sent to anyone else.
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For once I actually believe her, because they are the fucking Disneyland photos that Ralph showed already on his twitter.
Leaking pictures of your son to own the a-logs. Another brilliant move from the creator of "Reveal your micropenis to own the a-logs". You just can't stop winning Ralph. As a lifelong a-log, I will admit I have once again been owned super duper hard. Please continue owning me by posting more photos that display how you're the Ralphamale and I'm just a broke dick karen.
 
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