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Jacqueline posts a "5 minute walk with me at home workout"; I knew the title wasn't a joke, but part of me was hoping it was a joke.

"When I started my journey at over 500 pounds, I began by walking everyday for 5 minutes. And those 5 minutes might not have seemed like a lot, or anything, but to me they were everything."

I didn't watch the actual video obvs, but she looks like she's about to cry while she tries to keep you hyped through the 5 minute walk.

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She reassures you after the 5 minutes are over: "You're gonna be okay. This is gonna be okay. We're gonna get through this moment and we're just gonna keep getting stronger everyday together. Okay?"
 
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PotatoFace said:

Jacqueline posts a "5 minute walk with me at home workout"; I knew the title wasn't a joke, but part of me was hoping it was a joke.

"When I started my journey at over 500 pounds, I began by walking everyday for 5 minutes. And those 5 minutes might not have seemed like a lot, or anything, but to me they were everything."

I didn't watch the actual video obvs, but she looks like she's about to cry while she tries to keep you hyped through the 5 minute walk.

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She reassures you after the 5 minutes are over: "You're gonna be okay. This is gonna be okay. We're gonna get through this moment and we're just gonna keep getting stronger everyday together. Okay?"
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Those 2oz. weights on the floor by her foot...I can't...
 
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Azovka said:
Is it weird that I actually started liking her husband? He's so blasé about April's shit. Kenny's the real hero of this whole Weight Loss Journey YT adventure.
Checked out his insta, and he seems to be doing well for himself.
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That's his personal trainer's page. Dude seems cool from what I've scrolled through. He's not a cliché buffed gym bro either - he posts about his struggles running and shit.
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Now that's what willpower looks like, because God knows it's probably hard to be living with in a house full of snacks with an obese and lazy partner. If you ever stumble upon this thread - godspeed to you Kenny, brave little soldier. May you nail your future Spartan races and become ripped af.I will never like him. I don't care how many stats or races s you do.
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Azovka said:
Is it weird that I actually started liking her husband? He's so blasé about April's shit. Kenny's the real hero of this whole Weight Loss Journey YT adventure.
Checked out his insta, and he seems to be doing well for himself.
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That's his personal trainer's page. Dude seems cool from what I've scrolled through. He's not a cliché buffed gym bro either - he posts about his struggles running and shit.
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Now that's what willpower looks like, because God knows it's probably hard to be living with in a house full of snacks with an obese and lazy partner. If you ever stumble upon this thread - godspeed to you Kenny, brave little soldier. May you nail your future Spartan races and become ripped af.
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I will never like him. Mark my words, friend. NEVER.
I don't care how many races he does. Either get the balls to leave, Kenny, or you are just as crazy as she is.
 
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rocknrollmartian said:
I do not like April's husband, but it's ghoulishly interesting to watch a man descend into whatever that picture above suggests while his fat automaton pillhead wife pretends everything is wonderful for thousands of strangers. God bless Youtube.
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I feel like it's one of those train wreck couples you watch on Married At First Sight. They drive you crazy but you watch anyway.
 
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Jacqueline trying to be funny.
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She uses plastic slow cooker liners. That sounds like insanity to me.
 
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rocknrollmartian said:
I do not like April's husband, but it's ghoulishly interesting to watch a man descend into whatever that picture above suggests while his fat automaton pillhead wife pretends everything is wonderful for thousands of strangers. God bless Youtube.
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I suspect Kenny is as fucked in the head as she is. With few exceptions, water finds its level in relationships. April looked as crazy before as she does now so he knowingly went into this. Did he predict she’ll get as bloated as she did? No but he knew about her laundry list of mental issues but put a ring on it anyway. Hard to sympathize here to be honest…
 
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blindsideblondie said:
I tried. In my defense I'm new to this forum.
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There are new people who make good OPs, the least you could have done is actually read the bright letters at the top of the subforum you were submitting a thread to and tried not to make a fool of yourself. This isn’t reddit. If you want to try again I can help you, but making a proper OP takes sometimes days worth of work and is a time commitment.
 
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PotatoFace said:

Jacqueline posts a "5 minute walk with me at home workout"; I knew the title wasn't a joke, but part of me was hoping it was a joke.

"When I started my journey at over 500 pounds, I began by walking everyday for 5 minutes. And those 5 minutes might not have seemed like a lot, or anything, but to me they were everything."

I didn't watch the actual video obvs, but she looks like she's about to cry while she tries to keep you hyped through the 5 minute walk.

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She reassures you after the 5 minutes are over: "You're gonna be okay. This is gonna be okay. We're gonna get through this moment and we're just gonna keep getting stronger everyday together. Okay?"
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This bitch sounded out of breath a couple times during that taxing walk. She should jam her fist up her snatch for 5 minutes. With Mickey ears on her head. Crazy bitch.
 
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Yeah, who's afraid of type 2 diabates, high blood pressure, cancer, sleep apnea and worse symptoms on possible chronic illness, depression and worse brain function?

One would think, that this pandemic would have snapped this insanity out of people, but nah..
 
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