Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Oscar Winner]

Wouldn’t it have made sense to say her grease glow is due to her “anorexia recovery” — i.e. eating healthy foods in appropriate quantities, (which can radically change your skin)? Oh wait… apparently that bald-faced lie has been put on the shelf because no one believed it.

I did grab this off her stories approx 36 hours ago (yesterday morning for me) but was busy and didn't post.

I wonder if she's trying to keep her trotter in the ana chan door, similar to how she's reviving the abusive relationship spiel again. Anything to try stay relevant or to talk about herself I guess.
Also, her poor brother having to change his insta to private is funny, but in a bad way. I feel so awful for him, she really just has zero boundaries.

Edit: just thinking of the thirst I bet he had sliding into his dm's from her followers. Poor kid.

 

[McSchlomo]

If its OK to actually, unironically hate one of the deathfats instead of just laughing at them: Tess Holiday will be my guilty pleasure in that regard. All the others I'm fine with. They're amusing.

Tess on the other hand genuinely pisses me off.

 

[Oda Nobunaga]

No idea but it must be more relevant than Tess today for her to attempt to temporarily hitch her star to that wagon.

The YouTube video has been taken down but here's a recap:

https://twitter.com/oliveoaking/status/1426998635179528192?s=19

 

[Gramlol]

Wouldn’t it have made sense to say her grease glow is due to her “anorexia recovery” — i.e. eating healthy foods in appropriate quantities, (which can radically change your skin)? Oh wait… apparently that bald-faced lie has been put on the shelf because no one believed it.

She doesn't know anything about anorexia recovery or anything about the condition beyond how aspirational it looks to her, as a narc retard. Anorexia is:
-everyone will congratulate me for eating and see me as brave
-people are obligated to encourage me to eat
-ill have the glam image that thin models get because anorexia is the 'hot girl' mental illness (yeah cause lanugo and balding is soo glam, idiot)
-no one is allowed to call me fat
-im recovering by gaining weight

Dumbass. Her brother seems well adjusted so we can't blame the southern public schooling and her family. This is radioactive levels of stupidity.

I wonder how diabetes/wonky insulin in future might affect her skin.. is her being bright red a high blood pressure thing?

 

[Constellationzero]

She doesn't know anything about anorexia recovery or anything about the condition beyond how aspirational it looks to her, as a narc retard. Anorexia is:
-everyone will congratulate me for eating and see me as brave
-people are obligated to encourage me to eat
-ill have the glam image that thin models get because anorexia is the 'hot girl' mental illness (yeah cause lanugo and balding is soo glam, idiot)
-no one is allowed to call me fat
-im recovering by gaining weight

Dumbass. Her brother seems well adjusted so we can't blame the southern public schooling and her family. This is radioactive levels of stupidity.

I wonder how diabetes/wonky insulin in future might affect her skin.. is her being bright red a high blood pressure thing?

This is stupidity that works though. People's kindness and tendencies to give the benefit of the doubt are easily exploited and weaponized. Anorexia's other benefits:
* Friends, family, and complete strangers will be my personal army, fulfilling PA demands, well...on demand!
* I get a sympathetic arm around my linebacker shoulders with vows to bully, harass, and shut anyone down that thinks I shouldn't have two number three meals and a Lucky Charms shake at Burger King.
* I can police other people's food choices
* I can run around verbally abusing others with impunity and you can't say ANYTHING BAD (I'm recovering uWu!)

 

[Oscar Winner]

For some reason Tess is doing a fabletics drop again for this month. One was that beige top we saw her in with Bowie the other day, then there was this glow vomit nightmare

Still banging on about her “ED” “recovery” - yes, double quotes because double bullshit

And while she talks about that, we all make this face

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

They just keep sending her ugly shit. Wonder if they're trolling her.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

For some reason Tess is doing a fabletics drop again for this month. One was that beige top we saw her in with Bowie the other day, then there was this glow vomit nightmare

Lmao she looks like a 90s taco bell

 

[Darth_Texan]

For some reason Tess is doing a fabletics drop again for this month. One was that beige top we saw her in with Bowie the other day, then there was this glow vomit nightmare
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Resembles another gas giant although the ghostly Dolly tattoo ruins the illusion.
(Hubble photo of Jupiter)

 

[Umaibae]

Don’t insult Taco Bell AND Jupiter like this

 

[Flawmil]

Anyone else catch the ED live? It was great. Tess described binge eating disorder to a t and comments were like “ wait don’t you restrict eating when you’re anorexic?!”.Tess said there would be hours or a day she would not eat and that is apparently anorexia

The host coddled her and told her how brave she was for whatever reason. Tess says a psychologist diagnosed her after she went looking for said diagnosis (after an Instagram therapist first diagnosed her.)

 

[Water-T]

Anyone else catch the ED live? It was great. Tess described binge eating disorder to a t and comments were like “ wait don’t you restrict eating when you’re anorexic?!”.Tess said there would be hours or a day she would not eat and that is apparently anorexia

The host coddled her and told her how brave she was for whatever reason. Tess says a psychologist diagnosed her after she went looking for said diagnosis (after an Instagram therapist first diagnosed her.)

LOLOL. Just as we thought, Tess thinks that skipping a meal means she is anorexic. The dumb, lying bitch.

 

[NoReturn]

For some reason Tess is doing a fabletics drop again for this month. One was that beige top we saw her in with Bowie the other day, then there was this glow vomit nightmare
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Ghost Dolly! Phasing through the clothing for revenge!

LOLOL. Just as we thought, Tess thinks that skipping a meal means she is anorexic. The dumb, lying bitch.

How, exactly, does she think other people live and eat?

 

[Snack Cracker]

LOLOL. Just as we thought, Tess thinks that skipping a meal means she is anorexic. The dumb, lying bitch.

Tess is a true death fat, if her stomach feels hunger at any point- she feels she’s restricting. That’s what happens when a stomach is constantly full of food. She’s the sort of person who will eat until they’re full instead of eating until they aren’t hungry every time. And her portions will be massive, so not eating all day means she can still put down a cool 5000 calories for dinner.
Bam, anorexia!

She is a binge eater, I believe that 1000%, but she’s not a goddamn anorexic. It doesn’t even take being an anachan to realize that, people have EYES.

 

[Gay Mouth]

A woman with Tess’s bone structure needs like 1600 calories with light exercise to be a healthy weight. She’s five feet tall and that mass and girth she’s maintaining takes an insane amount of food to maintain. She is a true behemoth. Pretty sure Bowie is skinny due to this-

 

[Umaibae]

A woman with Tess’s bone structure needs like 1600 calories with light exercise to be a healthy weight. She’s five feet tall and that mass and girth she’s maintaining takes an insane amount of food to maintain. She is a true behemoth. Pretty sure Bowie is skinny due to this-

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I think she’s 5’3” - 5’4”?

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

A woman with Tess’s bone structure needs like 1600 calories with light exercise to be a healthy weight. She’s five feet tall and that mass and girth she’s maintaining takes an insane amount of food to maintain. She is a true behemoth. Pretty sure Bowie is skinny due to this-

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That article is fake, but I wouldn't be surprised if tess is making it a reality

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Ryann could eat a very generous 2000 cal per day of whole foods and STILL lose weight like crazy.

 

[NoReturn]

Ryann could eat a very generous 2000 cal per day of whole foods and STILL lose weight like crazy.

This fact always blows my mind. It's so much food!

 

[cactus]

This fact always blows my mind. It's so much food!

If you eat a fast food meal, it's really not because those can add up to 1000-1500 calories on their own, depending on the size and where you go, and that's just a burger, fries, and a drink.