US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[AmHole]

Could you imagine a Trump-Gabbard ticket in 2024?

As much as I would love this, I think Surf mommy would decline, but could you imagine if we had a Republican Pres and Dem VP? The fact that both sides were willing to work together in Trump/Gabbard would be historical (the optics would look good to Americans). Of course the media would spin it as something Russian and "Orange Surf Man Mommy Bad"

 

[thismanlies]

As much as I would love this, I think Surf mommy would decline, but could you imagine if we had a Republican Pres and Dem VP? The fact that both sides were willing to work together in Trump/Gabbard would be historical (the optics would look good to Americans). Of course the media would spin it as something Russian and "Orange Surf Man Mommy Bad"

It’s her best bet for returning to politics considering how her own party hates her.

 

[Penis Drager]

As much as I would love this, I think Surf mommy would decline, but could you imagine if we had a Republican Pres and Dem VP? The fact that both sides were willing to work together in Trump/Gabbard would be historical (the optics would look good to Americans). Of course the media would spin it as something Russian and "Orange Surf Man Mommy Bad"

Part of the reason this shit never happens is you're basically begging to get assassinated.
"Kill me and you'll have your preferred party in office."
Though Gabbard is a bit of a special case here, I still wouldn't consider it a safe option.

 

[verissimus]

At this rate, everyone could do a better job than Joe.

Except Hunter.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Except Hunter.

I completely forgot him, however at the rate creepy Joe goes, even his son will outdone him, lol.

 

[We All Came For CWC]

Chris Chan could do a better job than Joe.

"I WANT EVERYTHING ABOUT MY SON'S LAPTOP

OFF!

THE!

INTERNET!

NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!"

Oh wait, that actually happened

 

[GuntPunt]

Sir, General Milley is on line one. Shall I put you through?
DON'T CALL ANYBODY!

MILLAY!

 

[draggs]

I dunno I like my office holders to have more than a good speech for tilting at windmills

She would have no cachet bringing Democrats over with a Republican president especially Trump. Although she isn't really disliked in her party to some insane degree. If all your party support is going to come from the GOP anyway, have a GOP vice president

I just don't see the appeal, the appeal of Trump to me is he's hilarious and his economic thinking is mostly sound and he's tired of foreigners (Eurofags) being disrespectful ungrateful dickweeds. His non-economic domestic policy is probably as libertarian as a president will ever get. He mostly doesn't give a fuck past muh borders and commieniggo riots are bad. An unironically wonderful position for a president to have

Tulsi's economic and other domestic policy thinking is retarded. She's vaguely Ron Paul lite on foreign policy, how you make that work I dunno it's like being a little bit pregnant but perhaps the surf milkers do have the answer

 

[Oats12345]

This video is dedicated to @JosephStalin.

God the dems really screwed up not choosing her as their candidate.

Surf Mommy was the best candidate they had and they threw her to the wolves. Its more important to have that POC representation and an elderly dementia addled man who won't tweet mean things.

Really they fucked up hard. I may not agree with her on everything. But I certainly would have slept easier with her as president then our
" current"senile president and his joker of a VP.

(Late and gay, I know. This thread moves too fucking fast.)

Not to sound too much like a weeaboo glownigger, but seppuku ought to be an option here. General Millet has disgraced his nation and every man and woman under his command (read: every fucking member of the military) along with every man and woman who served in the Forever War. He absolutely should stain his fancy new pinks and greens with red to atone for being such a colossal fuck up.

SecDef Raytheon should do the same.

Resignation should not be an option for bungling a military operation this badly. Especially at the level of Chairman of the Joint Chiefs or Secretary of Defense.


She was a relatively reasonable option for a Democrat. Hell, I thought that some of her policy ideas were good. She checked all the boxes:
Ambiguously brown
Woman
From an impoverished region
Agreeable to the typical American

Instead the super delegates chose Sleepy Joe and Kackling Kween Kamala. Now all of us get to pay for the consequences of Weekend at Biden's.

Agreed. She would have been a good candidate none white woman who appears to more moderates and centrists. I probably would have still voted for Trump. But if she had won against him. I wouldn't have cared as much and it would have been more realistic than Biden being the" most popular president every".

Yes.

A lot of his supporters online seemed to think he'd hand out stimmy checks every month, cancel student loans, force Amazon to give out free products, get rid of all the Trumpers (by force if necessary), the WuFlu would instantly vanish, and luxury (non)space Communism would happen within a year or two.

The fucking delusions were off the charts.

Shows how retarded they really are.

Obama hates Joe. He chose him for VP for fundraising from the old school corrupt side of the Democratic Party Establishment. He thinks he is an idiot and a fuck-up. That's why he was so late to come to the campaign trail for him during 2020. He even begged Joe not to run in 2020. Him fucking up is probably to be expected from his point of view.

"Don't underestimate Joe's ability to fuck things up." -Barrack Obama

Not only establishment pick, but a dumb establishment pick that would be easy to control.

Some people who liked Trump aren't traditional republican (myself included). Definitely don't agree with everything she says or stands for but she is a breath of fresh air compared to what the democrat swamp has been throwing up. If she got the nomination in 2020 I would have been elated because then I know I couldn't lose. I think I still would have preferred Trump but I could see a lot of left leaning and reluctant Trump supporters like Syrian li, Shield Breaker and others voting for her.

If she did run, she could have won without the election "fortification". Ironic that, the libtards on this site and irl will say how much they hated Trump they had to vote for Biden but at no stage would compromise and nominate the one person who could have beaten him straight up. The one person who isn't so much as Idpol whore as they claim they aren't.

They truly disgust me.

If she had been their candidate I could see her beating Trump with out fraud. I honestly could have seen it going either why fairly no cheating involved.

Thank you kindly. From the Surf Mommy's lips to God's ears. Joey fucked up on an epic scale when he didn't make her his VP candidate. If this lady was VP now like to think we could breathe rather easier at the prospect of her as President.

Keep in mind that the Surf Mommy served in both Iraq and Kuwait. I wonder if the idiot we have as VP could find these places on a map.

Noticed the Surf Mommy pinned on major six years ago. She should already have pinned on lieutenant colonel, wonder if she has. National Guard is a little more relaxed on promotions than the regulars. The Surf Mommy is only 40, time for further runs at the Presidency. Could you imagine a Trump-Gabbard ticket in 2024? I don't agree with all her positions, but this lady is competent. That alone puts her a quantum leap ahead of Joey and the idiot.

A Trump/Gabbard 2024 ticket would have been unrealistic to me two year ago now not so much. Honeslty it would be epic.

I have not even thought about this, but considering the past week alone, that sounds swell.

Same. I may not agree with everything Gabbard is for. But I find it would be a better version of what Hillary Clinton tried with her VP who was a pro-life Democrat to win some pro-lifers.

It's a good temperment match. They'll make each other crazy, but are respectful enough to also listen to each other. Trump did interview her to be in his cabinet, so he already liked her at one point.

I find their disagreements could easily be fix with compromises.

One politician has switched parties because of Trump so it is entirely possible.

Make that two. Remmber Jeff Van Drew switched from Democrat to republican because of the first impeachment.

 

[TheRedChair]

I'll place this here as I agree with the video. And it's the BBC for god's sake I'm agreeing with... End times are approaching...

 

[The Last Stand]

Thank you kindly. From the Surf Mommy's lips to God's ears. Joey fucked up on an epic scale when he didn't make her his VP candidate. If this lady was VP now like to think we could breathe rather easier at the prospect of her as President.

Keep in mind that the Surf Mommy served in both Iraq and Kuwait. I wonder if the idiot we have as VP could find these places on a map.

Noticed the Surf Mommy pinned on major six years ago. She should already have pinned on lieutenant colonel, wonder if she has. National Guard is a little more relaxed on promotions than the regulars. The Surf Mommy is only 40, time for further runs at the Presidency. Could you imagine a Trump-Gabbard ticket in 2024? I don't agree with all her positions, but this lady is competent. That alone puts her a quantum leap ahead of Joey and the idiot.

I would love for Tulsi to be president. At the same time, I do not want her to face backlash for Biden's fuckup.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

This afternoon/evening my university had an event that is like rush week, but with outside vendors along with the school groups, music, the marching band, etc. Towards the end of my time during it I saw a guy that looked a little bit like a slightly less-ugly Schwoz from Henry Danger, but with a sizeable gut.

He was wearing a "students for Biden/Harris 2020" shirt.

This cuck should be embarrassed. The absolute state of Biden voters.

 

[Corn Flakes]

I would love for Tulsi to be president. At the same time, I do not want her to face backlash for Biden's fuckup.

Eeeeh. I'm fairly left-leaning but Tulsi being president comes with her own set of problems.

Even if she got elected, she'd either have to play ball with her party and do basically everything Biden has been doing (if you think all his fuckups came straight out of his decisions, I have a nice bridge in San Francisco to sell you, homeless squatters and all); or she'd get shut out of the legislative like what happened to Trump whenever he tried to do anything that angered the swamp. Because the Democrats would be freezing her out on most issues, and Republicans sure as shit wouldn't be backing her either.

 

[Meat Target]

This afternoon/evening my university had an event that is like rush week, but with outside vendors along with the school groups, music, the marching band, etc. Towards the end of my time during it I saw a guy that looked a little bit like a slightly less-ugly Schwoz from Henry Danger, but with a sizeable gut.

He was wearing a "students for Biden/Harris 2020" shirt.

This cuck should be embarrassed. The absolute state of Biden voters.

You should've berated him on the spot. Channeled your inner Gunny Hartman.

 

[Stoneheart]

Except Hunter.

Nahh, Hunter on Crack would have made sure the Taliban stayed away from his Heroin supply...

 

[The Last Stand]

Eeeeh. I'm fairly left-leaning but Tulsi being president comes with her own set of problems.

Even if she got elected, she'd either have to play ball with her party and do basically everything Biden has been doing (if you think all his fuckups came straight out of his decisions, I have a nice bridge in San Francisco to sell you, homeless squatters and all); or she'd get shut out of the legislative like what happened to Trump whenever he tried to do anything that angered the swamp. Because the Democrats would be freezing her out on most issues, and Republicans sure as shit wouldn't be backing her either.

Not personal issues, but I see what you mean. If left on her own devices, I cannot see her doing much damage. Maybe a policy here or there, but she has heart.

 

[BubbleButt]

GET THOSE PEOPLE OUT OF AFGHANISTAN NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

"I WANT EVERYTHING ABOUT AMERICA OUT OF AFGHANISTAN! I'LL SEND IN DETECTIVES I'LL SEND IN POLICE I'LL SEND IN EVERYTHING IN MY POWER!"

 

[Snekposter]

Didn't they ask the Ottomans for a fatwa to calm down the muzzies over there also, which lessened resistance.

We did, and they provided one, but while it was largely successful at preventing holy war shenanigans, it didn't do a whole lot to change the fact jungle warlords are gonna jungle warlord.

Uh-oh, Joe! You're in trouble now!
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Once upon a time, Parliament thinking it had the balls to do that to the President would have been followed by a swift, public, groveling apology by the PM followed by his immediate resignation. Fuck you Biden to being such a pussy bitch Parliament is both able to reassert dominance over our politics and worse, has the moral high ground to allow it to do so.

Not to sound too much like a weeaboo glownigger, but seppuku ought to be an option here. General Millet has disgraced his nation and every man and woman under his command (read: every fucking member of the military) along with every man and woman who served in the Forever War. He absolutely should stain his fancy new pinks and greens with red to atone for being such a colossal fuck up.

Well, unfortunately he forgot to bring a sword... I mean, movie quote aside, Milley just looks like the sort of man who's worried his steak knife will leap out of his hand at any moment and spontaneously start stabbing him. I've not seen a single picture where the man looks actually confident. Domineering, angry, smug, but never confident.

 

[Gehenna]

>why are you worrying about the Taliban when the real MAGA TALIBAN are back in the Capitol? It's anudda 1/6!
The narrative is set.

You'll be happy to note, this has not succeeded among the normal voting populace.

WELL
WELL
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The danger never existed to begin with, but the narrative is set.

Nobody bought it, literally none. All our early bellwethers say either "We feel sorry for the mentally deranged man, but fuck Biden" or even a small minority of "Good"

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

Eeeeh. I'm fairly left-leaning but Tulsi being president comes with her own set of problems.

Even if she got elected, she'd either have to play ball with her party and do basically everything Biden has been doing (if you think all his fuckups came straight out of his decisions, I have a nice bridge in San Francisco to sell you, homeless squatters and all); or she'd get shut out of the legislative like what happened to Trump whenever he tried to do anything that angered the swamp. Because the Democrats would be freezing her out on most issues, and Republicans sure as shit wouldn't be backing her either.

True. We wouldn't be getting a Fall of Kabul though because she's not retarded and would have given Milly a knife hand for his general incompetence.