US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Penis Drager said:
Chris Chan could do a better job than Joe.
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I can imagine Chris whining “I’m working on it!” and stamping his feet in anger whenever the press asks him about getting our people out of Afghanistan.

And the best part is, there would be no shortage of people willing to drag him kicking and screaming back to the Whitehouse to face the music for his fuck ups.
 
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Meat Target said:
I've said it plenty of times: They're more scared of you than you are of them. They're horrified to realize that they can't vote the Deplorables out of existence because Bad Orange Man is out of the White House.

I normally don't lurk Twatter, but have been on it all day today. The hottest take I found was "[Republicans] are conflating freedom with defiance".

It drives them hopping mad that someone, somewhere, there exists someone that is disobeying them. And it makes me smile.
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They're primarily dickless men and raving brainwashed women. It's not much of a surprise.
 
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thismanlies said:
I can imagine Chris whining “I’m working on it!” and stamping his feet in anger whenever the press asks him about getting our people out of Afghanistan.

And the best part is, there would be no shortage of people willing to drag him kicking and screaming back to the Whitehouse to face the music for his fuck ups.
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GET THOSE PEOPLE OUT OF AFGHANISTAN NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
 
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Jet Fuel Johnny said:
Yes.

A lot of his supporters online seemed to think he'd hand out stimmy checks every month, cancel student loans, force Amazon to give out free products, get rid of all the Trumpers (by force if necessary), the WuFlu would instantly vanish, and luxury (non)space Communism would happen within a year or two.

The fucking delusions were off the charts.
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TBF A&N actually DID post an article from last year where it said something like: Vote for Biden/Harris and all these COVID restrictions will be gone tomorrow.

And also: The other things mentioned DID lead NPC retards to think all these. Who fucking cares if pedotato didn't say any of these things. By their own logic, Pedotato should've renounced it publicly, loudly, and repeatedly. God knows Trump absolutely would be held accountable for "incitement."

That's on the MSM.
 
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Penis Drager said:
Chris Chan could do a better job than Joe.
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I'm going to be honest, the Chris Chan stuff disturbed me more than 10,000 Americans being left for the Taliban. "Better" being a relative term is my point.
Oliveoil said:
Jimmy Dore is only good for 3 things:
1. Triggering Genk.
2. Exposing Muh Russia.
3. Sperging.
The fucker is VERY anti- cop to a point of one being put in paralysis.
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He did try to say Mikayla Bryant was innocent. His chat called him out on it. If he would go hang out with some blue collar workers for a few days he would probably balance out nicely.

He's still in his liberal bubble despite leaving the young Turks.
 
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thismanlies said:
I can imagine Chris whining “I’m working on it!” and stamping his feet in anger whenever the press asks him about getting our people out of Afghanistan.

And the best part is, there would be no shortage of people willing to drag him kicking and screaming back to the Whitehouse to face the music for his fuck ups.
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I WANT ALL OF YOU TO GET THAT THING ABOUT AFGHANISTAN OFF THE INTERNET NAOW NAOW NAOW NAOW!

Jill: You better get all that--look, you little--if the HEALTH DEPARTMENT SEES--

Biden: I'M WORKING ON IT!

Jill: I'm cuttin' it down!

Biden: Goddamn pickle suit (grumbles) COMMA--LAAAAA! COMA---LAAAAAAA!
CURSE YE COMMA--LAAA!
 
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This video is dedicated to @JosephStalin.

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Thank you kindly. From the Surf Mommy's lips to God's ears. Joey fucked up on an epic scale when he didn't make her his VP candidate. If this lady was VP now like to think we could breathe rather easier at the prospect of her as President.

Keep in mind that the Surf Mommy served in both Iraq and Kuwait. I wonder if the idiot we have as VP could find these places on a map.

Noticed the Surf Mommy pinned on major six years ago. She should already have pinned on lieutenant colonel, wonder if she has. National Guard is a little more relaxed on promotions than the regulars. The Surf Mommy is only 40, time for further runs at the Presidency. Could you imagine a Trump-Gabbard ticket in 2024? I don't agree with all her positions, but this lady is competent. That alone puts her a quantum leap ahead of Joey and the idiot.
 
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Constellationzero said:
TBF A&N actually DID post an article from last year where it said something like: Vote for Biden/Harris and all these COVID restrictions will be gone tomorrow.

And also: The other things mentioned DID lead NPC retards to think all these. Who fucking cares if pedotato didn't say any of these things. By their own logic, Pedotato should've renounced it publicly, loudly, and repeatedly. God knows Trump absolutely would be held accountable for "incitement."

That's on the MSM.
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www.theblaze.com

Gov. Gretchen Whitmer: 'If you're tired of lockdowns ... wearing masks, or you wish you were in church this morning,' then vote for Joe Biden

'It's time for change in this country'
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"If you're tired of lockdowns, or you're tired of wearing masks, or you wish you were in church this morning or watching college football or your kids were in-person instruction, it is time for change in this country, and that's why we've got to elect Joe Biden," Whitmer told Chuck Todd on "Meet the Press" Sunday.
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