US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Gehenna said:
We would not be pulling out. Trump ensured that Biden had to, lest he just explode a massive chunk of Capital from year one. The Democrats tried to turn this into a good thing for them by making the date to leave a large, momentous one. And it backfired harder than anything I have ever seen before.
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So another feather to add to Trump's hat I suppose. But I wonder what benefit do politicians have to stay in that shithole forever anyway? Is it like a way to keep the US military occupied doing something "meaningful" so that they can keep using the army as a jobs program for dumb proles? Is there some kind of strategic advantage to holding it, like keeping it away from China? Or do they treat it as one big piggy bank of tax payer cash they can skim off of and keep their buddies in the defense industry happy? Perhaps it's a little bit of all three? America's adventures in the middle east just seem so pointless from an outsiders perspective, it feels like it accomplished literally nothing other than kill a bunch of goatfuckers.
 
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Drag-on Knight 91873 said:
True. We wouldn't be getting a Fall of Kabul though because she's not retarded and would have given Milly a knife hand for his general incompetence.
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That would depend on how hard the Orange Man Bad wing of the Democratic party is dictating policy, because that wouldn't change whether it was Joe or Tulsi. A lot of shit seems to be happening this year simply to undo whatever Trump did, including the Afghan fuck-up. If that's happening due to pressure from elements outside the president and his direct advisors, all this shit would be happening anyway.

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I just woke up after a combined 48 hours of work across three days. Please excuse my slowness to understand humor.
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Out of curiosity, just how many gallons of coffee did you drink these past three days and how much of that is still swirling around your bloodstream? You must be about 30% caffeine by weight at this point.
 
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SBG said:
It's one of the stranger aspects of the Dems that they think voting for their party, no matter who it is, means the party would listen to their demands. So not a ton of them appear to pay attention to what all is going on with their own primaries to realize someone like Biden didn't give a shit about these issues like canceling student loans. Many Dem groups appeared genuinely surprised that they weren't even being paid lip service once Biden got in office.
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The older I get, the more Leftists come across as students that didn't do the assigned reading. By assigned reading, I mean actual informational texts like The Prince or Art of War because they really don't have a grasp on actual history or human motivations. They then make demands that are utterly divorced from even their stated goals. Thus, Californian governance across state lines.
 
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Roybertitos said:
So another feather to add to Trump's hat I suppose. But I wonder what benefit do politicians have to stay in that shithole forever anyway? Is it like a way to keep the US military occupied doing something "meaningful" so that they can keep using the army as a jobs program for dumb proles? Is there some kind of strategic advantage to holding it, like keeping it away from China? Or do they treat it as one big piggy bank of tax payer cash they can skim off of and keep their buddies in the defense industry happy? Perhaps it's a little bit of all three? America's adventures in the middle east just seem so pointless from an outsiders perspective, it feels like it accomplished literally nothing other than kill a bunch of goatfuckers.
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Money, a -lot- of invested interests were in the Military-Industrial Complex.
Corn Flakes said:
That would depend on how hard the Orange Man Bad wing of the Democratic party is dictating policy, because that wouldn't change whether it was Joe or Tulsi. A lot of shit seems to be happening this year simply to undo whatever Trump did, including the Afghan fuck-up. If that's happening due to pressure from elements outside the president and his direct advisors, all this shit would be happening anyway.


Out of curiosity, just how many gallons of coffee did you drink these past three days and how much of that is still swirling around your bloodstream? You must be about 30% caffeine by weight at this point.
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I can actually answer this accurately because I hadn't cleared my desk of all the coffee cups. Each fits 8oz and I have 31 of them.

8 x 31 = 248oz = 248 / 128 = 1.9375gal
 
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Corn Flakes said:
A lot of shit seems to be happening this year simply to undo whatever Trump did, including the Afghan fuck-up. If that's happening due to pressure from elements outside the president and his direct advisors, all this shit would be happening anyway.
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Speaking of that, again, lmao at anyone (outside of us) who seriously believes that ol' demented Joe forcibly pushed for this [helllish] withdrawal and brought the Swamp to its knees, as they had to capitulate to one of their own.

He totally did it because of Trump and media posing the question to him during the campaign. 'He never had a heart of his own.'

@Gehenna, tell me. Do you think the President (and the general admin) is similarly like that of Clinton('s) with the optics hunting bullshit?
 
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Only A Retard Sometimes said:
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Let's say you can fight God's on the astral plane like a jrpg villian. Why would you think, as a mere mortal, you could easily fight a God figure worshipped by millions.

I hope this is all real. It would be so perfectly encapsulate the stupidity and ignorance of crystal Wicca dumbasses.
 
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Gehenna said:
Money, a -lot- of invested interests were in the Military-Industrial Complex.

I can actually answer this accurately because I hadn't cleared my desk of all the coffee cups. Each fits 8oz and I have 31 of them.

8 x 31 = 248oz = 248 / 128 = 1.9375gal
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That's a pretty normal 2 day span for me. Then again, I've probably got a problem.
 
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CrippleThreat said:
@Gehenna, tell me. Do you think the President (and the general admin) is similarly like that of Clinton('s) with the optics hunting bullshit?
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No. This admin is optics hunting because it needs to. It started out its administration with Capital issues and has been treading water until now.

Now its just drowning.


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Then again, I've probably got a problem.
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You and me both.
 
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I think someone on the site said something very poignant.

“Do what you want to do, tie up the loose ties. Enjoy what you have.”
Something along those lines.

It’s actually unsettling to think that our government is so fucking inept, that it’s a literal possibility of some attack or fuckery happening to the US. Most popular “President” my fucking taint.

I own up to my shit!

Proceeds to walk/stumble away.

Fuck this.
 
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JabbasAnalFissure said:
It seems like CNN has turned against this administration, but it is wild watching MSNBC. If that’s all you watched, you would think that nothing in Afghanistan was going on and we are being attacked by white nationalists at every street corner.

They were actually running a breathless segment on Republican efforts to suppress voters with election reform.

There really is no hope.
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CNN is usually neoliberal and business like whereas MSNBC is basically for far left boomer libs and moonbats and woke cunts. There is some overlap between the two as CNN has hosted folks like Tim Wise but that sheboon anchor on MSNBC basically spreads woke shit every night.
 
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Drag-on Knight 91873 said:
The older I get, the more Leftists come across as students that didn't do the assigned reading. By assigned reading, I mean actual informational texts like The Prince or Art of War because they really don't have a grasp on actual history or human motivations. They then make demands that are utterly divorced from even their stated goals. Thus, Californian governance across state lines.
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They can't handle anything deeper than pop psychology boiled down to fit in a MCU movie.
 
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