Orbiter Alexander Matthew Bruce Vickers / Xander / The Demon Baby / "Ralphababy" - Genetical Spawn of the Gunt. Ralph's paper abortion.

I just noticed Xander pissed on his mommy's thigh.
 

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Ethan Ralph is 5'1" said:
Faith releases statement saying that no one but close family and Ralph had access to the leaked Baby Xander photos.
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If only she wasn't a proven compulsive liar and bpd manipulator. A "press release" statement like that, knowing full well she's being watched and her social media messages posted here and elsewhere, only serves to stir trouble.
 
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Sam Losco said:
From /cow/. Looks legit.
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Disney Mom. :story:
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awww he’s so cute...

i can sort of see the resemblance to ralph but considering he will be raised around a few healthy looking “brothers” and the vickers have the money to pay for some sort of sport for him once he reaches school i’d say he has a decent chance. plus the vickers know what the proper diet is for a boy and not to leave him with hot cheetos and fanta for dinner every night.

the second demon baby is fucked no matter how it’s raised though considering what the mother looks like. if faith lost about half her body weight, got her teeth fixed, took care of her skin, got a haircut that complimented her face shape better, and learned not to look constipated in every photo she could look passable if not pretty.

pantsu is just beyond saving though. if she were to take a mallet to the center of the face most people would just assume she got cosmetic surgery.
 
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4str4staleatherbelt said:
only serves to stir trouble.
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ralph cant do shit hes an impotent little manlet fucked in the ass by his dad, cell mates, and now the law, hell cope and seethe and comply with the order like a good little piglet bitch and hell take it in silence like a trained slut.

so whats the logistics of bleeding ralph for child support after he pulled this stunt of aloggin his own child?
 
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Perspicacity said:
The one thing that strikes me as a little off is the babies eye color. Both Faith and Ralph have blue eyes, which means the baby has to have blue eyes yet they appear very dark. Now of course an infant's eye color changes pretty radically so we won't know that for a year.... but usually children who have blue eyes are born with them. Food for thought. Still the baby does look like Ralph, but also the grand daddy.... very hard to tell here.
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Blue eyes aren't a simple autosomal recessive trait, but controlled by multiple genes. So it's possible for two blue-eyed parents to have a brown-eyed child, although very unlikely.
 
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Keranu said:
I just noticed Xander pissed on his mommy's thigh.
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Looks more like mommy over here forgot to change little guys diaper for several hours and it’s starting to leak through. That’s actually worrisome for Xander, if that’s the case.


and what’s with her putting out an “official statement”? That’s very suspicious that she would feel the need to do this. Like someone said in a previous post, it almost feels like she’s setting Ralph up to be petty. But, also, Ralph is dumb enough to post photos of his son despite their previous agreement not to. What a fucking mess this all is. Not only does Xander have to live with looking just like his sperm donor, but he has to deal with both of his parents being petty, using him as weapon in their online war against each other.
 
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