US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Cuckoman]

not for long lol

100%
Last time they were in power the Opium production dropped by 99% very quickly.

Funny how changing it from "it is illegal and if a court finds you guilty you may go to prison unless you can bribe the cops" into "drugs is against Allah and people with ak47 will come to your house and summarily kill you and your family" can change the minds quickly on what crops a farmer will grow.

 

[Non-breath oblige]

It's one of the stranger aspects of the Dems that they think voting for their party, no matter who it is, means the party would listen to their demands. So not a ton of them appear to pay attention to what all is going on with their own primaries to realize someone like Biden didn't give a shit about these issues like canceling student loans. Many Dem groups appeared genuinely surprised that they weren't even being paid lip service once Biden got in office.

"Fuck capitalism and the rich and the corrupt CEOs"

"Maybe if we vote for the same people over and over they'll finally listen to us"

 

[The Last Stand]

Biden could be caught on tape, talking about how he loves fucking 8 y/o boys in the ass, and the Dems would still do massive mental gymnastics to justify supporting him. The only way you're gonna change their minds is having Biden's policies affect them personally.

Well, he was caught on a livestream saying you ain't Black if you have a hard time deciding whether you're for him or Trump. So, you're right.

 

[Gehenna]

Biden could be caught on tape, talking about how he loves fucking 8 y/o boys in the ass, and the Dems would still do massive mental gymnastics to justify supporting him. The only way you're gonna change their minds is having Biden's policies affect them personally.

Which this does -hard-. And we still have the eviction moratorium shit coming up!

 

[Dona Morte]

Round TWO
SLEEP

 

[CrippleThreat]

Round TWO
SLEEP

He's never going to get a good night's sleep, is he?

 

[Dona Morte]

No idea, but that's the only reason I can think of for being a good reason (beneficial to the country) for sticking around for so long.

Minerals

 

[XYZpdq]

Round TWO
SLEEP

jesus fucking christ, dude
go the fuck to bed and stay there
whatever the end goal is stated to be
whatever the end goal actually is
there is literally nothing that can be expressed in any language ever in the universe that can make shit better
just go home and stay home

 

[Gehenna]

He's never going to get a good night's sleep, is he?

Makeup job is bad. Notice how the very front of his face is noticeably lighter, but the shadows under his chin indicate the light is coming from above? Looks like they did a rushed Lightner job to hide the bags under his eyes. Not a very good one though, they didn't even properly get the rest of his face.

Edit: Oh fuck, that is LAST times Biden? How bad will he look NOW!?

 

[Roybertitos]

Round TWO
SLEEP

He really looks so bad lately, like he's close to popping a blood vessel or something. I'd feel bad cause I got a bit of a soft spot for old people but hey, he's the one that wanted the most stressful job in the world.

ETA: Mother fucker looks straight up like a goddamn Dr. Seuss character. Jesus christ just fucking retire Joe.

 

[Constellationzero]

Where is HomosexualHumperHulk to tell us how great Biden really is?

Actually where is that retard with the quote where Trump said not to get vaccinated...I feel like I have been waiting months for that shit.

Choke on the cone asshole.

Pretty sure even he knows he's outta gas. Of course, the shitlib faggot never had a gas can to carry it in even if he did have any. Good riddance.

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

He really looks so bad lately, like he's close to popping a blood vessel or something. I'd feel bad cause I got a bit of a soft spot for old people but hey, he's the one that wanted the most stressful job in the world.

ETA: Mother fucker looks straight up like a goddamn Dr. Seuss character. Jesus christ just fucking retire Joe.

Yeah, he should've just stuck in Delaware with DOCTOR Jill Biden and his family.

 

[>tfw no Asian gf]

I think there's a real possibility of Biden suddenly dropping dead one day due to severe stress, in the year 375 Roman Emperor Valentinian died of a stroke during a meeting with Germanic ambassadors because he got so angry that he popped a blood vessel, mind you he was 54 when he died.

 

[XYZpdq]

I think there's a real possibility of Biden suddenly dropping dead one day due to severe stress, in the year 375 Roman Emperor Valentinian died of a stroke during a meeting with Germanic ambassadors because he got so angry that he popped a blood vessel, mind you he was 54 when he died.

yeah tbh the only possible way dragging him in front of the cameras again makes sense is literally only to Death Note the fucker live on tv

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Yeah, he should've just stuck in Delaware with DOCTOR Jill Biden and his family.

Not an MD but Ph.d but who cares. Hope he pops that blood vessel on live TV no it would just detract from his massive fuck up in goatfucker land.

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

Not an MD but Ph.d but who cares. Hope he pops that blood vessel on live TV no it would just detract from his massive fuck up in goatfucker land.

I know it's a joke tho
Worst case scenario (like Chris-Chan bad), he just go to the podium and drop dead.

 

[ZMOT]

Speaking of that, again, lmao at anyone (outside of us) who seriously believes that ol' demented Joe forcibly pushed for this [helllish] withdrawal and brought the Swamp to its knees, as they had to capitulate to one of their own.

He totally did it because of Trump and media posing the question to him during the campaign. 'He never had a heart of his own.'

one thing to consider tho, apparently biden wanted out a decade ago. as much as people want to blame him, that at least seems somewhat legit.
as I pointed out over in the taliban thread: as sleepy as joe is, if that's the one thing he won't budge on and wants to put his name in the history books (considering he wanted it long before trump made it a campaign promise), there's not much his handlers can do. a puppet is only as good as it follows the strings. deep state and military drag their feet, pointing out that that taliban will take over and will take over fast (basically saying the USA needs to stay), but if joe doesn't agree there's not much they can do without his signature. fast forward and you get that SHTF clusterfuck.

So there was literally no benefit to sticking around, whatever LMAO.

depends, are you a glowie or have stock in a defense contractor?

"officially" the reason the usa (and the rest of the west) went in there was due to 9/11 and the war on terror. the idea being it would give them a base in the middle east to intervene more easily and sooner, and at the same time would rob the taliban of the ability to shelter and train new terrorists. or in short "unless you want another 9/11, we have to stay in afghanistan". but since you can't run a forever war, as much as the MIC and deep state wants to, you try to built a proper nation so they can take care of their own shit, block the taliban and get a new ally in the middle east. so for all the shitting on nation building there were good intentions (somewhere).
however those don't matter if you fuck up the execution, and it basically turned into a big get rich scheme/money laundry operation, military and it's cronies like it as an excuse for their existence and constant influx of money, glowies and politicians like it because it's easy to make money disappear with not accountability.

the question people should ask (but won't): "why did it never amount to anything" (instead of "why didn't we leave sooner")?

 

[Gehenna]

Not an MD but Ph.d but who cares. Hope he pops that blood vessel on live TV no it would just detract from his massive fuck up in goatfucker land.

It wouldn't detract at this point. The masses bay for blood, the whole Admin's blood. If he dropped dead on live TV the hatred would not be abated, they'd demand more.

 

[The Last Stand]

He's never going to get a good night's sleep, is he?

He made his bed, now he has to lie in it. Averted.

 

[CarlosDanger]

To pull away slightly from Afghanistan for a second. I went grocery shopping after work today, and so many people were complaining about the price of food, especially when it comes to meat. "How come chicken is so expensive?" "Why is milk and cheese up so much?" I walked by a couple elderly people talking about the price of gas and food is really hurting them. This was a blue town in a purple state.