US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Garm]

Holy shit, Reuters

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/exclusive-fbi-finds-scant-evidence-us-capitol-attack-was-coordinated-sources-2021-08-20/

Some journo is gonna get a spanking. They really don't need the optics of their precious "Pearl Harbor meets 9/11" moment turning out to have been a massive glow-op in the same vein as the Whitmer kidnapping.

And no one will apologize for the last 7 months of bullshit.

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https://www.theepochtimes.com/texas...57109.html?utm_source=partner&utm_campaign=gp

Nice. They must have figured the optics were unbearable.



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https://www.theepochtimes.com/biden...57425.html?utm_source=partner&utm_campaign=gp

Giving another speech today 1pm ET. Confirms ABC interview was heavily edited. in addition to this article


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that was a bad interview, amazing how much worse it must have been.



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CNN is going full on in throwing Biden under the bus.






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This admin's foreign capital is gone.
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1427604892290625540

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https://www.foxnews.com/politics/pentagon-british-paratroopers-afghanistan-kabul-airport

You hire Biden to fix one thing...

At this point only thing he could do is resign or stroke out. He'll stumble out to the podium, look around the room with an unfocused glance, and then mumble "I'm tired, I'm leaving" ala Yeltsin. Then have someone carry him back to the plane.

If he stroke out at the podium, as he lays dying, I hope that he pulls a Citizen Kane and his last words are "corn pop."

 

[tehpope]

Biden still not here. Fuckin A

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

If he stroke out at the podium, as he lays dying, I hope that he pulls a Citizen Kane and his last words are "corn pop."

"Trump was the real preside-"

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

Don't forget "daddy" "daddy Trump" "con man" and "grifter".

Half an hour late, rude. What is this guy holding up?

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Biden still not here. Fuckin A

The fact that this nigga can't even speak on time, what the fuck are you idiots doing in the WH right now?

 

[draggs]

I don't have all afternoon to wait for Joe's drugs to kick in come on already

 

[The Last Boyscout]

I really hope it turns out that Sleepy Joe actually fell asleep lmao...imagine that headline: "President sleeps soundly as over 10,000 americans trapped in Afghanistan."

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Reminds me of when I was a kid and did not want to go to school so I locked myself in the bathroom and pretended to have the shits. Except Joe is probably shitting himself for real.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

If this ends in the reveal that Biden died before he could give the speech due to being overstressed on drugs and being forced out onto the podium I'm gonna lose my shit.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

31 minutes late. This has got to be a new record.

"The most popular president in American history."

 

[Enig]

A full 33 minutes late, goddamn

 

[mandatorylurk]

Obama used to be late all the time too because he had to fall into the stereotype, and Trump did it as a 10 minute late power move sometimes (but always took questions afterwards so it balanced out), but this reeks of cowardice.

 

[Gehenna]

I really hope it turns out that Sleepy Joe actually fell asleep lmao...imagine that headline: "President sleeps soundly as over 10,000 americans trapped in Afghanistan."

I continue to think that he's just -gone-, that the condition finally hit the point the drugs aren't working. And we are only seeing him in the brief and cinreasingly shorter moments of lucidity.

 

[Sithis]

And no one will apologize for the last 7 months of bullshit.

Damn right they won't. They'll do the same shit all the minivan driving moms are currently doing on Facebook now that it's coming out that masks are questionable effectiveness and so are vax - "well if it comes out that it was all for nothing, then at least i knew i was still trying to be a good person". I'm not shitting you, that's the cope they're using for shutting down a global economy for a year and isolating kids from social interaction to an extent that some kids have developed fucking mental disorders that will mess with them more than the chink cough would. And they will use that exact same logic to wave this away. "Well we were just watching out for the country." "We were being patriotic" etc. It's always about still being able to pat themselves on the back and lie to themselves that what they did was the good choice, even if everyone else is dead from following the "wisdom" of their "good choice".

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Don't forget "daddy" "daddy Trump" "con man" and "grifter".

Half an hour late, rude. What is this guy holding up?

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Probably a vax card to virtue signal.

 

[draggs]

JOE CANCELLED

NO NEW TIME SET BY WHITE HOUSE FOR REMARKS

REPORTERS FOUND OUT ABOUT THE NO PLANES LEAVING KABUL FOR HOURS JUST BEFORE THEY WERE GOING TO ENTER THE ROOM

SO NO JOE SPEECH UNTIL QUESTION MARK

 

[HumanHive]

Q predicted HHH would shit up this thread.

 

[Strong Tomato]

Fox stated the first time he spoke about Afghanistan he was 40-45 minutes late. I thought he was only about 15 minutes late. Good ol' unreliable Joe!

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

JOE CANCELLED

NO NEW TIME SET BY WHITE HOUSE FOR REMARKS

PLACE YOUR BETS HERE BOYS AGREE FOR DEAD DISAGREE FOR LATE STAGE DEMENTIA

 

[mandatorylurk]

Joepedo cancelled, can be made into a like please?