US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Yes to rescue operations?

Pressing X for doubt bigly

 

[Michael Wade]

IF I SAY NOBODY IS GETTING ATTACKED NO ONE IS GETTING ATTACKED! Kamilla is just gold to watch.

 

[CarlosDanger]

He has completely lost his train of thought

 

[Kier Starmer]

Part 3 of his vacation: OMFG IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE!!!

Joe's Bizarre Vocation part 3 Taliban Crusaders

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Jill come get your mans this is fucking embarrassing

 

[Gehenna]

He has completely lost his train of thought

AND PRAISED TRUMP! Outright said we weren't being attacked because of the deal.

 

[Michael Wade]

The last point ill make is this.... look um......

 

[CarlosDanger]

Yes to rescue operations?

Pressing X for doubt bigly

And just before that he said there is no evidence of Americans being stopped at the checkpoints.

 

[Dona Morte]

Mr. Stark I don't feel so good.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

At this point I think him shitting his pants, falling down, and having his handlers drag him off the stage would've been less humiliating than this pathetic display. America isn't going to have any allies left at the end of his speech.

 

[StevieLasVegas]

HOLY SHIT, HE ACKNOWLEDGED THE TRUMP AGREEMENT!... and immediately went into making a word salad.

 

[ForgedBlades]

He's completely out of gas. This is hard to watch.

 

[Overly Serious]

He just said: ""The reason we weren't being attacked was because of a deal that Trump had made."

Don't think his handlers or him thought through how that actually would play.

 

[The Last Boyscout]

NO ONE IS SAYING THAT WE SHOULDN'T LEAVE jfc...he's still acting like people begrudge him for leaving as opposed to how it's done (oh and orange man bad, he set this may date up).

this is...the peak of 'out-of-touch' lmao. end of the week and he STILL tries to hammer non-existent points that are non-issues and avoiding the elephants trampling the room.

 

[Without A Gout]

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This conference isn't making any sense.

 

[Gehenna]

HOLY SHIT, HE ACKNOWLEDGED THE TRUMP AGREEMENT!... and immediately went into making a word salad.

But no, according to the greatest mind on the farms there'd not have been a difference in the pullout between Biden and Trump.

 

[Scale Smerch]

God this is pathetic, he cannot answer a single question without having to read (and try hard to memorize) it from his script.

 

[Michael Wade]

JUST TRUST THE TALABAN. RUSSIAN CROWD? what? did you mean rushing crowd? did I hear that right?

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Hahahaha what a cope

"You can get to the airport but not into the airport"

 

[Celebrate Nite]

I love how Biden is putting questions in other reporter's mouth heaven forbid they get brave enough to actually ask the hard hitting questions.