US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Are the journos going off script

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Fox Livestream died for that entire question WTF?

 

[Meat Target]

It is just me, or did the Fox stream cut out?

 

[Absolutego]

NO ONE IS SAYING THAT WE SHOULDN'T LEAVE jfc...he's still acting like people begrudge him for leaving (oh and orange man bad, he set this may date up).

this is...the peak of 'out-of-touch' lmao. end of the week and he STILL tries to hammer non-existent points that are non-issues and avoiding the elephants trampling the room.

He lives in Washington DC, he's surrounded by people who think we shouldn't leave because Neocons infested his party after Trump spent the 2016 primary making fun of them for the forever wars.

Making it into a binary "leave/don't leave" narrative is 100% the thing to do for the politics of it all, and worse, it'll probably work on his smoothbrained supporters and the media.

 

[Michael Wade]

washington post is still up

 

[Feline Supremacist]

ANSWER THE GODDAMN QUESTION

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

PBS stream keeps skipping, conveniently enough it happens around the difficult questions

 

[Dona Morte]

ABC what is you DOOOOING?!

 

[Scale Smerch]

And he has to ask Blinken for the numbers directly? What, couldn't fit that nugget of info on your cheat sheet there Joe?

 

[draggs]

JOE: Trump's plan was working... so we tossed it in the trash because THAT'S LIKE APPLES AND ORANGES!

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

I was not old enough to vote in 2016 but I was in 2020.

I would not wholly regret my vote. The reason being that Trump's administration, unlike Biden's, was actually very successful during his first term, at least regarding the economy, foreign relations, fighting sex trafficking, and immigration. So while this is a gigantic fuckup Trump still had successes to back him up, a.k.a the "capital" Gehenna keeps mentioning. In contrast, Joe "Most Popular" Biden was largely viewed as a sleepy background character during Obama's era (so no successes), and literally only ran on "I'm not Trump" and banked on TDS in 2020.

However at the end of the day, this would not have happened under Trump because he would've followed the plan he set up, so it's redundant. The Taliban evidently had some kind of respect for him as a leader, unlike Joepedo. Biden literally just acknowledged Trump's deal, in what is quite possibly the biggest shock this year.

 

[Michael Wade]

we are at the 26 min mark. expect him to leave or fuck up soon.

 

[Without A Gout]

"Don't ask questions, just consume ice cream and then get excited for next ice cream"

 

[Dona Morte]

Go to ABC.
FOX stream was FUBAR.

 

[Overly Serious]

Closing his notebook. I bet that's the signal to his handlers to extract him.

 

[Michael Wade]

BINGO CALLED IT

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Wow he noped the fuck out of there after getting pressed lmfao

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

He just blamed Trump for coming to an agreement with the Taliban to not attack any Americans, wow

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

washington post is still up

Washington Post just shat itself.

 

[The Last Stand]

EVERY country is upstaging us from the mess WE'VE created with this administration. Amazing.