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This marks the first ever time they've sold yarn outside their Etsy shop.
The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.
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I wonder if the obvious scam will end up in some Con Drama. Is not like 99% of animal control are furries or anything.Denfur preparation posts continue. They arrived and got settled in.
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By “they”, I’m assuming Penny and Bonnie. It would appear that some other members will be arriving tomorrow morning. Hopefully not all of them though, somebody has to maintain that anti-terf turf.
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I’m embarassingly excited for this weekend, though I doubt anything interesting will occur.
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So that's why he wears the hat at all times, huh.
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This feels oddly horrific and disgusting, I do not know why but that is probably a good visceral reaction.
Number 1, why do you need that much for a furry convention? I saw the sparx thread and they packed all their fancy schmancy WIFI modems and servers (all plugged in the same fucking socket which is a massive fire hazard and none of them have any idea what cable management is. I thought they were IT guys?) and they packed all their shit in the boot. I understand the shit and what not but it seems off they need THAT many boxes.
Second, what the fuck is that pasta? I had that kind of style of pasta tonight and it was mixed with some simple sauce. that looks like a 70 year old came all over the thing which was infected with fungus. Like what the fuck, just make shit SIMPLE.
INB4 it literally does not sell at all. Also they are guests of honour so I would love to see what the fuck they do at different panels and what not. AND remember our lovely little Troon ash? he is filming there too for their documentary, do not forget that. God the shenanigans which might happen is glorious.Denfur preparation posts continue. They arrived and got settled in.
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By “they”, I’m assuming Penny and Bonnie. It would appear that some other members will be arriving tomorrow morning. Hopefully not all of them though, somebody has to maintain that anti-terf turf.Pistol (al)packin' Momma on Twitter: "OMG y'all I just checked out th…
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I’m embarassingly excited for this weekend, though I doubt anything interesting will occur.🏳️⚧️ Kathryn Gibes 🔜 DenFur ✨ on Twitter: "It hurts so much 😭… "
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How to get tranny handmaidens to send them some care packages full of shampoo, conditioner and hair masks just so my eyes don't have to look at that shit on their heads anymore. Their faces are upsetting enough.
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Tranny handmaidens wouldn't do anything to upset their precious little pet troons, so there's no chance of sending them cosmetics care packages because those would imply they have problems with their hygiene.
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To be fair, that could be said about pretty much this entire thread!
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I would hazard a guess that they're bringing the entire yarn stock that's been stuck unsold for a while.
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I bet they'll move some stock; furries probably don't know from yarn prices, and the con high should help fuel "yeah, I've been meaning to learn to crochet!" plans.
I keep saying it, but this is why it would make sense for the axe-wound troons who can no longer work in the fields to be knitting instead. Even simple alpaca yarn caps would sell better than skeins of yarn, to their intended audience. Kept "women" are so antithetical to a "working ranch."
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I'm not up-to-date on woke symbology, but are troons okay with pussy hats? I'm sure hand-knitted LGBT alpaca pink pussy hats would sell like gangbusters among the woke.
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Noooo, they're SOOOOOO transphobic!
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Knitting would imply working. Which is antithetical to most trancheros.
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Going along with this idea, if they were smart, they would do something like get a beginner pattern to crochet a cute amigurumi alpaca, and make a little kit with everything you need to make it: pattern, yarn, stuffing, buttons or something for eyes, even a cheap crochet hook. People love little DIY kits like that. Sell it at a big markup at the convention. Make a bunch of examples of them for the furfags to see while at their booth (they would also be for sale, too). It would be a good way to get people interested in buying their product if they see a tangible result of something they could make, and way to hook potential customers who may not have much previous fiber art experience. They could even have a session where they show people the basic stitches needed for the project, do a stitch-a-long where you pay for the kit, and everyone sits in a circle and makes their little toy, with some help from the more experienced people. It would get buyers involved, get money from them, and the customer leaves with something they got to make. They don't even have to stop with alpaca patterns...they could do unicorns, goats, whatever. They should sell these kits on the website, too. Only problem is, I don't really use alpaca fiber so I don't know if it would work well for this type of crocheting (in that case, do a scarf kit or mitten kit or something), but if it could, this would be an easy way to make some extra cash. Of course, this involves some extra prep work on their part, but the indoor troons have little to do other than cope, seethe, and
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Kind of unrelated, but it reminds me of a story I heard once. This dairy farmer had gone on vacation, and in the middle of it he gets a call from an employee that the barn burned down. His first question was "Did any of the cows survive?" When they answered that none of them did, he replied. "Well I guess I'll be back on monday, no reason to hurry back." He then finished the vacation, because there was literally nothing else he could do, and at least his kids could still have fun.
I wonder if the Tranchers would have a similar outlook.
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Why wouldn't they?
"-Penny, we, uh, we got a big problem!
-What happened, J? Speak to me!
-Well the alpacas, they, uh, were, apparently, fucked to death.
-...any of them survived?
-No, they're all dead.
-GOD DAMMIT THERE'S NONE LEFT FOR US! <sigh> Okay, just dump them at the wolf compound as usual.
-What happened, J? Speak to me!
-Well the alpacas, they, uh, were, apparently, fucked to death.
-...any of them survived?
-No, they're all dead.
-GOD DAMMIT THERE'S NONE LEFT FOR US! <sigh> Okay, just dump them at the wolf compound as usual.
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I was contacted by one of our very own Kiwis who is a furry and happened to have plans to go to Denfur unrelated to the Tranch. Like any good Kiwi, they documented to share with us. I was asked to post for them because they do not want it getting back to the Fur community that they are apart of this site, and I can't blame them there.
Per our Furmer: Kevin spent the day hanging out with Neck while the rest of the Tranch was stuck manning the table. It was set up in a charity section away from the main part of the con, and very few if any people visited it. There is apparently a map for the con on the website and you can see the room there marked "Charity" to get an idea of how isolated they were.
Their flyers contain spelling errors as you would expect as well as half truths. The yarn was terrible. When approached by people to answer questions or make small talk they came off as stand-offish.
Here is the map if you don't want to go to the Denfur site:
Below are some alternate views or close ups of things like the yarn and baby bid pages. Also two bonus shots of Kevin doing nothing with Neck
TLDR: Tranchers have a fairly isolated table and very few if any visited. Info they brought is mostly lies or at least half-truths. Kevin does nothing. Thank your anonymous Kiwi Furry.
Per our Furmer: Kevin spent the day hanging out with Neck while the rest of the Tranch was stuck manning the table. It was set up in a charity section away from the main part of the con, and very few if any people visited it. There is apparently a map for the con on the website and you can see the room there marked "Charity" to get an idea of how isolated they were.
Their flyers contain spelling errors as you would expect as well as half truths. The yarn was terrible. When approached by people to answer questions or make small talk they came off as stand-offish.
Here is the map if you don't want to go to the Denfur site:
Kevin on his phone even at the con, with Neck. Not at the actual table.
This is outside of their room at the con. Note the story of the Tranch they want to tell versus the reality we know.
I swear at this point baby naming is their business model.
Some rough yarn and unprocessed fibers off the alpacas. I enjoy the difference in those pictures versus the more candid shots we see.
Here is their yarn. I don't know much about it, the Furmer who took these said it was really bad though. Looks kind of thick. Also shirts they brought to sell, want to bet on the smell?
One of their flyers. They only 1/2 lied on it. They do leave the alpacas alone, but thats more neglect. Also calling themselves a rescue is kind of amazing.
Back side, note mention of the failed recycling program:
Jen and Bonnie sitting at the table. No comment needed.
This is outside of their room at the con. Note the story of the Tranch they want to tell versus the reality we know.
I swear at this point baby naming is their business model.
Some rough yarn and unprocessed fibers off the alpacas. I enjoy the difference in those pictures versus the more candid shots we see.
Here is their yarn. I don't know much about it, the Furmer who took these said it was really bad though. Looks kind of thick. Also shirts they brought to sell, want to bet on the smell?
One of their flyers. They only 1/2 lied on it. They do leave the alpacas alone, but thats more neglect. Also calling themselves a rescue is kind of amazing.
Back side, note mention of the failed recycling program:
Jen and Bonnie sitting at the table. No comment needed.
Below are some alternate views or close ups of things like the yarn and baby bid pages. Also two bonus shots of Kevin doing nothing with Neck
TLDR: Tranchers have a fairly isolated table and very few if any visited. Info they brought is mostly lies or at least half-truths. Kevin does nothing. Thank your anonymous Kiwi Furry.
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Adventures continue at Denfur. 
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I presume that they are too busy running the table to constantly tweet. Kevvy, on the other hand, seems to be enjoying the con a bit too much. He spammed his twitter and everything is in his thread, but I feel the need to post these two particular tweets in this thread as well.
Real talk: Is he actually with the other tranchers in actually representing the ranch, or did he just decide to go and enjoy the con like a regular patron? It seems like he’s doing a lot of the latter. Not like he could do much of the former though.
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I presume that they are too busy running the table to constantly tweet. Kevvy, on the other hand, seems to be enjoying the con a bit too much. He spammed his twitter and everything is in his thread, but I feel the need to post these two particular tweets in this thread as well.
Edit: Ninja’d. Sort of. Also, fixed the post, the formatting got really fucked up.
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One of the things that still baffles me about this pride stuff is why furries have to be so interlinked with it. I'm aware a large majority, or at least an apparent large majority, of furries are gay or trans, but why would you want them to be represented with the rest of the LGBT community? They already have the perception of being animal rapists among various other unflattering things, especially within the most recent years with the zoosadism debacle.
To me, it's like if a curch held a sermon that allowed a group of hyper fundies who verbally espouse bombing nations they can't point out on a map an entire segment. Yes, they technically are a part of your community, but you do not want them to be representative of it in any capacity.
To me, it's like if a curch held a sermon that allowed a group of hyper fundies who verbally espouse bombing nations they can't point out on a map an entire segment. Yes, they technically are a part of your community, but you do not want them to be representative of it in any capacity.
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I think you mean MANNING the table.
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Lol they have literal gayops rooms at the con