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Man keep that shit on fetlife or something. Nobody cares about your fantasy of having a train run on you by sweaty nerds.
Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
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Damn, up your games, Kev and Wedge. Neck's starting to look like he actually cares about trooning out and was the only person to make an attempt at looking presentable for this occasion. What if he takes the spotlight away from you? Wedge, I'm expecting a tantrum some time soon to make up for not giving us edgy daemon alter RP.
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Does each member of the polycule have their own bedroom, or do they just sleep in a big pile like gerbils?
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What's the shower situation like at the Tranch? Has that ever been actually divulged? Are we talking Ram Ranch, Chris-chan, or some kind of car wash situation?
Because, reasons, Kevin has admitted before that he only washes his hair once a month. He thinks this is how things are done,I guess. I wonder if this is because of circumstances at the Tranch or his laziness...never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Kevin's the kind of guy that if he ever got in the pool everyone else immediately gets out. God only fucking knows what chlorine does to that festering pocket of sourdough and lint he has.
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>tis but a fleshwound
Has the penny finally dropped about the amhole for kevkev & pals?
I know, i know not a chance in hell, bring on the
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I know, I'm dying thinking of Kev walking around wearing that around his neck. The AmHole: tis but a flesh wound. TERFs should post that on every photo of a neo-vag they encounter. It's hilarious.>tis but a fleshwound
Has the penny finally dropped about the amhole for kevkev & pals?
I know, i know not a chance in hell, bring on the
Is Wedge going to have a sign language interpreter available for his fuck line? How will he understand them when he asks about their STD status or covid vaccination status? LOL, jk. Nobody will be in that line. Not even Kev or Neck.
I bet none of them get any action at this furfag fest. Wedge can't because his asshole is blown out. Kev's AmHole will only accommodate a pencil and he doesn't like anal. Neck would probably be the faggot jerking off while watching other people but no one will be having sex, so he's out of luck. Penny has no sex drive and Bonnie's gunt is going to slow him down. Who in this group is actually going to have any kind of real sex at this thing?
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Probably jen with some coprophilic diaperfurs
so long as you consider furiously masturbating while rolling around in/feasting on your own collective shit as "real sex"
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For what?? He DOESN'T have a vagina. There is only penis skin there which is completely different.
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When you think radfems, think Kiwis.
I actually like Neck's dress. Compared to the usual troon Fashion Nova or anime trash, it's something a functional person would wear. It'd look really nice on a woman.
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Considering that the rot pocket probably has more explosive nitrogen in it than a Ryder truck could hold, this could be horrific and/or comical.
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Happy 1500 pages Kevin!!
We hit 1400 pages on July 18th and Kevin is still a man. However, he is a man with an additional “girlfriend” to add to his collection. So… what has transpired since July 18th?- Jo Yurcaba, some shit-tier journo, writes a puff piece on the Tranch
- Ripley rages about being shadowbanned on Twitter by virtue of his tweets’ “lack of engagement”
- Wedge, a mediocre man, claims that one must not say others lack discipline as it is “abelist” and fatphobic
- In response to the Tranch tweet regarding “rescuing” a fellow “trans” “sister” from “white supremacists” getting massively ratio’d by practically every corner of the hellscape that is Twitter.com, Kevin runs a blockchain with impressive latitude whilst spending four hours manually blocking the twanzphobes
- Twitter user garblefart, someone adjacent to the Twitter troon community dies from an unknown medical cause
- More Twitter troons seethe about JK Rowling’s existence while based Based Jo does not know these retards exist and is sitting in her fourteenth mansion laughing the night away
- Kevin’s libido is dead and vows to skip a week of progesterone to take it one week before DenFur to amp up his “horniness”
- Jen the shit eater and Kevin nearly get hit by a woman that yelled, “Are you a man or a woman?”
- Kevin uses his “big girl voice” to bark back
- Cucumber troon visits the Tranch
- Kevin and cuke are planning a road trip
- Kevin advises that the best way to suck the girldick is to embrace the musk of the greasy incel you are fellating
- On their roadtrip, Kevin & cuke take photos with more horrific troons
- Kevin gets warned by a Twitter bot for being mean to a spam account
- Meanwhile, Kevin claims that he just sucked the biggest girldick much to the satisfaction of Wedge who enjoys being cucked
- Several people unfollow Ripley following his rant trashing Twitch as a platform causing him to go into meltdown mode
- Kevin violently threatens Dr. Ray Blanchard, the psychologist who pioneered work into autogynephilia (the fetish that consumes Kevin’s life)
- He then also defends the practice of grifting and decries anyone that misuses the term
- In response to the unearthing of audio of Chris Chan admitting to serially raping his elderly mother, Kevin reminds us to never trust information that comes from the Kiwi Farms
- Kevin and some other troon cope and seethe by dismissing the audio as deep fake
- KF user @Cerabella reveals Twitter troon autogynamelia’s musings about the pains of “transfeminine periods” and how heckin’ valid they are
- The Tranch posts a photo that depicts a platter of needles, estrogen, and band aids leading watchers to believe the Tranch injects estrogen in a cult-like, ritualistic manner
- Troons meltdown over people referring to Chris Chan as “he” in response to learning that he serially raped his elderly mother
- Kevin posts a video, sounding like a man, of Wedge sitting in a bathtub looking like a bald Downie
- Bryan admits that he is $15,000 behind in bills, has zero income, and will likely e-beg for a living
- KF user @Charles P. Scene points out that in the past, Wedge has claimed that he needs help dressing and bathing
- Bryan was denied state disability insurance
- Wedge gets ass-blasted by Deaf blacktivists for virtue signaling about someone hiring and retweeting a video of a white sign language interpreter
- They point out that Wedge’s efforts are entirely self-serving and racist
- Ripley rages at some automated political spam text for deadnaming him
- Kevin claims that his unwillingness to wash his hair is by virtue of his OCD and NOT because he is a filthy coomer
- Ripley claims to be transgender and intersex with the latter being more believable
- Wedge informs mode_view that being unable to take flattering selfies is a diagnostic criterion for being transgender
- Ripley’s psychiatrist wants to try again in getting his non-binary genital mutilation procedure
- Kevin is impressed by his new “non-transphobic” physician, he hopes to acquire a closer endocrinologist
- Eva, Wedge’s boyfriend, doomposts like a 12-year-old emo boy on his MySpace profile
- Kevin admits that he would be the worst possible porn star
- Kevin muses about revision surgeries, implying that his initial surgery failed or, more likely, he failed to upkeep his rancid surgical wound
- Penny posts a photo of Tranch members with Kevin donning a DOUBLE BARREL GUNT
- Ripley gets a new credit card with his new legal name being misspelled
- Wedge seethes at other Twitter troons for flirting with him in the comments of his pornography
- Kevin retweets another troon’s admission to having autogynephilia
- Cucumber man receives some of his GoGriftMe funds
- Kevin takes a picture of a pickup truck adorned in conservative activism bumper stickers and openly muses about vandalizing/damaging the vehicle
- Wedge talks about all his “headmates” (some troons like to poorly LARP as dissociative identity disorder cases) and immediately discusses the fact that all therapists in his area have refused to see him
- Kevin worries about COVID at the furry convention because the Tranch must be there representing the featured charity
- Additionally, he is worried by the prospect of other furries seeing the Tranch members as being irresponsible for attending a convention (and not because they neglect their emaciated livestock and misappropriate a substantial proportion of their funds towards children’s toys)
- KF user @Cerabella catches Kevin in a lie about never commissioning art from troons
- Ripley/Rioley gets repeatedly misgendered at a weed festival
- Kevin bleaches Penny’s hair and dyes it deep-fried neon fluorescent pink
- The troonamander spends another $120 on children’s toys
- Rioley (falsely) claims to have partial androgen insensitivity syndrome in addition to being intersex while being a troon with a deformed penis
- Cucumber is getting a mani-pedi and wax for the first time: his initiation into “womanhood”
- Kevin seethes more at the psychologist that coined the term “autogynephilia”: the exact mindset that consumed Kevin’s entire being
- Wedge doomposts about OnlyFans disallowing NSFW content as of October and laments over the lack of user friendliness of other pornography sharing platforms
- The troon crew arrives at DenFur: looking as awkward and inhuman as ever
- Wedge, Kevin, and Cucumber are asking for their potential sexual partners to form an orderly line outside of their hotel
- Bryan gets his legs waxed by some unsuspecting and frightened woman
- Wedge buys Kevin some merchandise from a booth at the furry convention
I know I am a bit early, but due to schedule restraints, I am forced to choose between posting now or well after page 1500. Better early than late and gay I suppose.
P.S. Bryan looks like Ratafak Plachta: a character from a Slovakian children's show that is positively mortifying.
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Inb4 Kevin/the tranch catches covid and they use that for their next grift.
Or fakes it
Or fakes it
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I know the answer is autism, but why on earth would you list your full name on your credit card, especially when it’s something as retarded as Rioley’s?
You can just use middle initial.
You can just use middle initial.
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You don't even need to see Rioley to know he is a troon. The name is a dead giveaway. His middle initial thing wouldn't help too much: Ripley VS Storm. Sounds like a WWF wrestling match. A male wrestling match.
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I'm guessing he just hit the character limit, though I hope it was because whatever automated bot at Chase that stamps out cards actually hates troons.
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I refuse to believe these card name changes don't have a preview option. I'm convinced he's just getting it wrong on purpose for attention at this point.
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You don't pick a preteen oc edgelord name that retarded and autistic unless you sincerely think it is badass and constantly want everyone to be subjected to it.