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[In the Sick of It]

From the schedule on the website:

Ew.

 

[Corn Flakes]

From the schedule on the website:
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Ew.

For the love of God, someone please tell me that furcon does not allow minors.

 

[Friendly Futa]

Real talk: Is he actually with the other tranchers in actually representing the ranch, or did he just decide to go and enjoy the con like a regular patron? It seems like he’s doing a lot of the latter. Not like he could do much of the former though.
Edit: Ninja’d. Sort of. Also, fixed the post, the formatting got really fucked up.

Nah, Notice how only Bonnie and Jen are wearing the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch shirts.
Kevin doesn't give a shit.

 

[alpaca amhole]

One of the things that still baffles me about this pride stuff is why furries have to be so interlinked with it. I'm aware a large majority, or at least an apparent large majority, of furries are gay or trans, but why would you want them to be represented with the rest of the LGBT community? They already have the perception of being animal rapists among various other unflattering things, especially within the most recent years with the zoosadism debacle.

To me, it's like if a curch held a sermon that allowed a group of hyper fundies who verbally espouse bombing nations they can't point out on a map an entire segment. Yes, they technically are a part of your community, but you do not want them to be representative of it in any capacity.

I have a weird little theory about this one because quite a lot of us have noticed there's a split between regular boring gays and the Kevvie twitter type, and the two don't tend to interact at all. Pride/twitter crew are actually quite a small subset of gays - typical boring Joe the gay man doesn't care about furries or pride, but Xander and Alice are all for it. I know really few gay people who care about pride after their teens and the ones who do are pretty weird. I think it used to be bigger, but the whole thing is a sea of trans flags nowadays.

There's evidence that autistic people are more likely to be gay/'gender diverse'. There's also a fairly strong link in autism and furry culture - makes sense really, since it lets you obscure your identity and be a wolf for a bit. If you're autistic, you're more likely to be gay/gendery, more likely to enjoy a fursuit and less likely to have a stable identity (and thus stake it ALL on something like your sexuality/gender and attend pride/do twitter discourse religiously)

tl:dr I reckon that it's literally more about autistic people hanging out together than it is anything else - and we know lads like our Kev don't care about the animal rapists exposed by terfy alt right kiwifarms.

Could be talking out of my ass tho

some sources:
gays
furries
identity

 

[lamp shade]

Who is protecting the tranch from Earl & co. if everyone is off in Denver fucking in fur suits*?

*Except Bonnie, of course, who is just sitting at the table angry and alone.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

Anonymous kiwi furry did us a great favour.

TLDR: Tranchers have a fairly isolated table and very few if any visited.

It's more than I could have hoped for. Another grift failing. Maybe even furries are getting a bit sick of the agressive trans causes.

 

[The Dude]

I wonder what Earl and his Nazi Militia plan on doing to the Tranch while the Troonicorns are off playing furfags at the Autistic Degenerates convention?

And I'm not surprised in the least that Kev-boi and Neck are off being lazy fucks away from the rest of the group. I would actually have been shocked to see them doing their part manning the table.

 

[Popcorn]

Yarn

Holy shit, that yarn barely looks spun at all, it looks like they sheared their matted alpacas and just cut the mats into ""yarn"". I understand rug yarn, but that's way too thick to be rug yarn or even what is called super bulky - it's just straight up rope.

I have so many fucking questions. What size knitting needles do they think people have? What do they expect people to make from that? Are they also selling size 80 needles to knit it up on? Why is it so lumpy, it looks like they stole them off the head of a strung out white chick at Coachella? Is it for weaving or some other fiber art I'm unaware of?

 

[Kiislova]

Anonymous kiwi furry did us a great favour.

It's more than I could have hoped for. Another grift failing. Maybe even furries are getting a bit sick of the agressive trans causes.

Many many many furfags are.
But like fucking your dog, you cant say out loud you are tired of genderspecials.

 

[Old Fart]

One of the things that still baffles me about this pride stuff is why furries have to be so interlinked with it.

I have a weird little theory about this one because quite a lot of us have noticed there's a split between regular boring gays and the Kevvie twitter type, and the two don't tend to interact at all. Pride/twitter crew are actually quite a small subset of gays - typical boring Joe the gay man doesn't care about furries or pride, but Xander and Alice are all for it. I know really few gay people who care about pride after their teens and the ones who do are pretty weird. I think it used to be bigger, but the whole thing is a sea of trans flags nowadays.

If I were gay, I'd be pretty embarrassed at the whole Pride hubbub. We'd have spent most of the 80s and part of the 90s shedding the reputation of sex-crazed maniacs that put their dick in everything that moves and breathes including your children. We'd finally have gained acceptance even under the more conservative part of the population, including marriage and adoption rights and the option not to be beaten up by the police all the time.

Then a new generation comes along organising indecent exposure rallies in a seeming attempt to reinstate the conception that we're sex-crazed etc. maniacs. I will defend the right of consenting adults to do as they see fit, organise their conventions and so on, but why does this need to be in public? And why does every municipal and national authority, every restaurant and retail chain, need to explicitly advertise this?

You'd almost think this is organised by deep-cover rightwing zealots in an attempt to discredit homosexuality. Is this really the hill the alphabet people, and by extension the left, want to die on?

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

Is Neck wearing flip flops with that dress? Was the weight of his purse too heavy and that's why he had to leave it laying on the floor while standing there doing absolutely nothing? No woman would do that.

And who thought it was a good idea to have robot Jen man the table? He makes no human facial expressions even when he's with fellow tranchers with whom he should be comfortable. He's not going to be able to interact with strangers. I'd be surprised if he would even blink when you try to initiate a conversation with him.

Where was Penny in all this?

 

[moocow]

One of the things that still baffles me about this pride stuff is why furries have to be so interlinked with it. I'm aware a large majority, or at least an apparent large majority, of furries are gay or trans, but why would you want them to be represented with the rest of the LGBT community?

Simple. They don't want them. LGB doesn't even want the "T," because just like pedophiles and zoophiles, they're obnoxious, disgusting, engage in reprehensible behavior, constantly generate drama and do all they can to drown out the "LGB" part for their own selfish gains. Furries take all three of those paraphilias (troonism, pedophilia, zoophilia) and add their own disgusting kinks (diaper/baby fetish, piss & scat play, etc.) to the mix. The LGB community absolutely does not want anything to do with them.

Pedophiles made a legitimately hard push in the 70's and 80's to gain mainstream acceptance by trying to associate themselves with the LGB community and the larger "gay rights" movement as it began to take off. NAMBLA was especially active (publicly) doing everything they could to muscle their way under the LGB umbrella. Even though the LGB community disavowed them and mostly succeeded in preventing pedophilia to be considered a part of LGB, people still pointed to NAMBLA as an example of why gay men didn't deserve "special" rights or legal protections.

LGB had the good sense to gatekeep NAMBLA, but they fucked up when they let the trannies in. The zoos haven't really tried very hard to get included in the "big tent" and I think LGB gatekeeping helped with that. Given that furries combine the worst of four distinct and uniquely disgusting groups and won't even police their own, no sane LGB community member would ever want to allow association with them.

 

[Not Really Here]

Holy shit, that yarn barely looks spun at all, it looks like they sheared their matted alpacas and just cut the mats into ""yarn"". I understand rug yarn, but that's way too thick to be rug yarn or even what is called super bulky - it's just straight up rope.

I have so many fucking questions. What size knitting needles do they think people have? What do they expect people to make from that? Are they also selling size 80 needles to knit it up on? Why is it so lumpy, it looks like they stole them off the head of a strung out white chick at Coachella? Is it for weaving or some other fiber art I'm unaware of?

Just a little research and you can find a market for that crap, if it wasn't coming from queers.

 

[A Grey Cat]

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Tranch-ass Alpaca Massacre

Very similar except way more animal death and violent cross-dressing psychopaths running around. Also the Sawyers were able to keep their land from resembling a Martian landscape.

Hey! don't you compare mah boy leatherface to these greaseballs. HE may have been a big ole retard but at least he was good at something, being a damn good butcher and chef second only to ole Drayton himself, The Sawyers were also somehow more likable and endeasring then ole pennywise and Phil will ever be,

From the schedule on the website:
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Ew.

Fans of playfur Cinema? Huh if it's the same one I'm thinking of good on jawbreaker for getting his own panel at a con...and I say that because when compared to the tranch jawbreaker seems almost normal*


*Almost and only because we don't know all his skeletons hiding in the closet

 

[Law]

Taking communion. And I'm pretty sure that's a conscious parallel on their part, not just me noticing a similarity.

They're gonna transubstantiate themselves into true and honest ladies. They believe it deep down in their tummies, so it becomes true.

The current Governor of Colorado was openly gay I thought? What I am saying is that he fucked a potential furry that's participating in the zoosadist ring. The person who had sex with Polis was a friend of Tao, who is also most likely a furry zoosadist degen.

Imagine the governor of your state getting llama aids.

Considering FtMs tend to be BPD trainwrecks, I wonder how long it'll take for her to start accusing them all of rape (not that I wouldn't believe it)? It might actually be what takes down the Tranch.

Penny already dodged a rape accusation from another transwoman. He's teflon.
Although I agree, that our new friend flyky99 is in danger.
I bet she's the only one who does dishes.
Also there was a funny video of her lip-synching to Michael Buble to celebrate getting a hormone perscription, but I can't find it anywhere. Archive this rare Kyle if you find her.

Fuck, what are some FtM stereotypes?

*froggy bronchitis voice*"h-hey guys it's Jaylen Michael Skylar back with another, *cough*,uuuh back with another video for YewTewb! *voice cracks* hhhhrk I'm like, such a pisces! High school is hard."

Pretty sure of found their "rescued" trans. Main account retweeted a photo, seems on surface like just two TiFs visited ranch.

So does this mean the puff piece savagely misgendered the rescued trans by calling "him" a woman?

 

[The Dude]

Hey! don't you compare mah boy leatherface to these greaseballs. HE may have been a big ole retard but at least he was good at something, being a damn good butcher and chef second only to ole Drayton himself, The Sawyers were also somehow more likable and endeasring then ole pennywise and Phil will ever be,

Fans of playfur Cinema? Huh if it's the same one I'm thinking of good on jawbreaker for getting his own panel at a con...and I say that because when compared to the tranch jawbreaker seems almost normal*


*Almost and only because we don't know all his skeletons hiding in the closet

Leatherface passed as a woman more convincingly than the Troonicorns (and 99% of trannies) as well. There's no comparison. Not to mention that Leatherface didn't just fantasize and lie about committing violence.

 

[STN]

41<110

 

[Ballsack Pussylips]

Going along with this idea, if they were smart, they would do something like get a beginner pattern to crochet a cute amigurumi alpaca, and make a little kit with everything you need to make it: pattern, yarn, stuffing, buttons or something for eyes, even a cheap crochet hook. People love little DIY kits like that. Sell it at a big markup at the convention. Make a bunch of examples of them for the furfags to see while at their booth (they would also be for sale, too). It would be a good way to get people interested in buying their product if they see a tangible result of something they could make, and way to hook potential customers who may not have much previous fiber art experience. They could even have a session where they show people the basic stitches needed for the project, do a stitch-a-long where you pay for the kit, and everyone sits in a circle and makes their little toy, with some help from the more experienced people. It would get buyers involved, get money from them, and the customer leaves with something they got to make. They don't even have to stop with alpaca patterns...they could do unicorns, goats, whatever. They should sell these kits on the website, too. Only problem is, I don't really use alpaca fiber so I don't know if it would work well for this type of crocheting (in that case, do a scarf kit or mitten kit or something), but if it could, this would be an easy way to make some extra cash. Of course, this involves some extra prep work on their part, but the indoor troons have little to do other than cope, seethe, and not dilate, so take a week and learn basic crochet! Learning the beginner stuff is not all that difficult.

Baby Yoda would work for their ilk.

Spoiler: green alien amigurumi

An advent calendar like pretty much every dyer out there. Usually done in cooperation with a designer, but can be done yarn only.
Or a mystery knit/crochet along with a designer. example
Yarn in transflag-colors, for shawls, hats, socks, etc.
Send some yarn to podcasters.
So many possibilities without them even having to create a pattern or knit.

Jen and Bonnie sitting at the table. No comment needed.
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That fat unicorn plushy on Bonnie's table.
The sad rainbow lights at the front of the table.

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Did those idiots actually put a starved alpaca mommy into their promo shots?

 

[Squirrel Nutkin]

They could have put a cloth on the table to hide the boxes underneath. They could have put up a trifold with cute pictures and 3D images. They could have a laptop showing their videos and more pictures, or at least playing music.

They could have had a damn bowl of candy.

I have rarely seen such low effort tabling. No wonder the room is empty, they're not even trying.

 

[Corn Flakes]

They could have put a cloth on the table to hide the boxes underneath. They could have put up a trifold with cute pictures and 3D images. They could have a laptop showing their videos and more pictures, or at least playing music.

They could have had a damn bowl of candy.

I have rarely seen such low effort tabling. No wonder the room is empty, they're not even trying.

That's just what happens when you assume being transgender makes you special and interesting and that you can coast on it... and then you go into a place where damn near everybody identifies as trangender.