Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

When will Reroll Rozie get rerolled?

  • Less than 6 months after being born.

    Votes: 162 11.6%

  • Between 6 months and a year.

    Votes: 282 20.2%

  • After a year.

    Votes: 232 16.7%

  • Never / Their relationship won't last that long / Ralph will be incapacitated before then

    Votes: 717 51.5%
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Truly Rural said:
Do you guys think May lets Ralph keep a framed photo of his firstborn son in the house? And if second baby spawns will Ralph have 2 kids photos side by side on a nightstand or a counter under May's dominance?
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I'm sure he's got a wallet-sized one right next to the condom that he hasn't moved since high school.
 
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To think it was a mental case fan of Digibro's attempted abduction of May that has lead us to live in this timeline of her becoming a e-tradthot wife to Gunt:
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Fuck It We'll Do It Live said:
To think it was a mental case fan of Digibro's attempted abduction of May that has lead us to live in this timeline of her becoming a e-tradthot wife to Gunt:
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It's sad that she saw Digi troon out into a bitchboy, and then was almost kidnapped and forced to see she could not rely on these men. But then she turns around and becomes even more stereotypically reliant on the most worthless man.

Her tweets show exactly how she views herself and her role in life as a woman. :c Note she's working a job to pay for her needs while pregnant with the guntling, while also cooking and cleaning. It's like she doesn't understand how fucked up this is.
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MirnaMinkoff said:
It’s just amazing how many women don’t give a fuck and don’t really understand anyway. Women showing up in labor to a hospital with next to no prenatal care isnt uncommon, esp for drug users. They do drug test pregnant mothers on Medicaid so many will avoid prenatal care because a positive drug screen gets them referred to CPS
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This is the most American thing I've ever read.

Bad Take Crucifier said:
It's sad that she saw Digi troon out into a bitchboy, and then was almost kidnapped and forced to see she could not rely on these men. But then she turns around and becomes even more stereotypically reliant on the most worthless man.

Her tweets show exactly how she views herself and her role in life as a woman. :c Note she's working a job to pay for her needs while pregnant with the guntling, while also cooking and cleaning. It's like she doesn't understand how fucked up this is.
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The attempted kidnapping at Digi's place probably opened her eyes to just how much of a little girl he actually is, not just fantasy playtime "little girl" but a fucking useless child in the face of danger. So she goes for the Gunt because he acts opposite to Digi on a masculine scale. I'm not gonna sit here and pretend Gunt is "a real man" because he's an immature whining child too, but he's like a polar opposite to Digi in almost every sense.
The Battle of the Gunts displayed this dynamic perfectly, Gunt aggressively runs up to do battle with her ex's friend, fight for May's honor. Meanwhile Digi was hiding somewhere passively calling the police while his friends fight what should have been his battle.

Did Digi and Gunt ever have any beef before May started getting gunted?
If they did then her picking Ralph is more than just going for the opposite of Digi and a direct "fuck you" to him.
 
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Fannyscum said:
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Ewwwww, she's got a mouth full of chunt hair.
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It’s great how they both stare intently at their real true love - the camera.

It’s a good thing Pantsu is taller than Ralph or she’d need climbing spikes to manage to get past the Gunt and reach that fat hairy face.

2020chan said:
This is the most American thing I've ever read.
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If Pantsu likes to smoke weed or pop Xanax she’s going to have to cut that shit out. Subway isn’t providing health insurance, and Ralph certainly had none, and their poor so she’s going to go on Medicaid. The govt will have to pay for her medical care because Ralph can’t.

Medicaid requires the doctors drug test pregnant women and a positive drug screen means CPS “the gubmit” will be visiting and monitoring May. May can’t get out of this just by cleaning up for her initial visit either, they do the drug screens fairly regularly with all the other screens they do with the urine sample you provide at every prenatal check-up. They will also test at any hospital she has the baby at which is standard for every woman in labor. Any positive screen - CPS referral.

So May will have to be a good sober mommy while living with a foul, fat drunken pill popper. I’m sure it will all turn out fine!
 
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So from this response, am I to understand she did not go with him to Vegas, but will meet him there at a later time? If she is smart, which she isn't, she would clone his HDD for any incriminating evidence. Pawn all his possessions and run for the hills.
 

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FuzzMushr00m said:
She's 6'4 don't believe the lies you read here ethan ralph is 6'3 tall and if he looks like something out of The Hills Have Eyes it's just a jewish camera trick

I think she claimed to be 5'8 or 5'10
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goddamn shes 20 cm taller than him, can you imagine the awkwardness in public when she parades her 35 year old 150 kilo retarded child
 
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Kramer on the phone said:
I mean we don't have official confirmation its Ralphs.

also Subway is a terrible place to work, they dont have insurance benefits or college repayment. literally every retail job has those basics. fast food just has english lessons in the Richmond area. plus you at least have a chance to hide from weirdos if you work in a walmart or other retail chain. like you said she's right there.
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Subway may be a shit employer, but a chance to follow in the foosteps of her idol Jared Fogle is way more important to May than money.
 
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2020chan said:
I'm not gonna sit here and pretend Gunt is "a real man" because he's an immature whining child too, but he's like a polar opposite to Digi in almost every sense.
The Battle of the Gunts displayed this dynamic perfectly, Gunt aggressively runs up to do battle with her ex's friend, fight for May's honor. Meanwhile Digi was hiding somewhere passively calling the police while his friends fight what should have been his battle.
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This is exactly right. I've seen this before. Digi trooned out and probably was spewing a lot of retarded leftist talking points, and forcing May to be the "man" in the relationship and letting her down. Gunt is a right-wing wigger who hates gays, troons, and women. He's friends with freaks like Dax. Gunt is loud and abrasive and simply unwilling to admit defeat, even when he's being a shockingly embarassing laughingstock. May is gravitating to him because he projects more authority than Digibro ever will.

It's literally this:
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