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[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Do you think he attempted home bleaching? Between his crotch and his nips, he clearly has a basically dark skin colouration. I wonder if this fucking idiot attempted some kind of home skin lightening treatment on his actual dick. I think vitiligo is more likely, but I don't put much past Ripley since he is as mad as a box of frogs.

I can picture Ravioli boy doing that kind of loony troonacy, but in my absolutely non-professional opinion the lighter spots have distinct, crisp borders that are more indicative of vitiligo.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I've just found this old tweet of kevin defending rape.
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It's only rape if the rape victims believes that sex can't be changed!1 May his amhole never heal and be a horrifying mess for the rest of his worthless subhuman existence.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

1. He got his legs waxed but didn't bother shaving.
2. This feels like it should be under a tweet that says "I showed you my dick plz respond."

 

[In the Sick of It]

Regarding Rioley's nasty dick:

It's a condition called Penile melanosis.

How the fuck does skin bleaching work? That looks so nasty especially with the bleaching at the top. I'm gonna need two showers today. This thread has been doing overtime on justifying its horrorcow tag.

 

[Lubby Smith]

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Kevin's massive dome dwarfing the skulls of other men.

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More fat, balding, sweaty, wrinkly selfies.

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"Less than an hour"

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Everyone abandoned Wedge's disgusting girlfriend.

 

[lamp shade]

Kevin, who hasn’t stfu about banging furries at Denfur for months, happened to “forget” to ask about it? Sure, makes perfect sense.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

After managing to avoid seeing Rioley's dingdong, curiosity got the best of me and I took a quick look. What the fuck!? I don't know much about vitiligo really, so I'll take other people's word that what he has going on down there looks like it.
Only thing is, I feel like since he can't shut the fuck up about any little ass-ache and made-up disorder, he would add it to his Twatter bio along with all his other marginalizing "disorders" and complain about a lack of vitiligo representation and all that. Or is vitiligo just not trendy enough a condition to talk about?

Either way, that is one funky-looking wiener.

 

[Throwing Romans]

After managing to avoid seeing Rioley's dingdong, curiosity got the best of me and I took a quick look. What the fuck!? I don't know much about vitiligo really, so I'll take other people's word that what he has going on down there looks like it.
Only thing is, I feel like since he can't shut the fuck up about any little ass-ache and made-up disorder, he would add it to his Twatter bio along with all his other marginalizing "disorders" and complain about a lack of vitiligo representation and all that. Or is vitiligo just not trendy enough a condition to talk about?

Either way, that is one funky-looking wiener.

When he gets the chop will it make an amhole of color?

 

[Amewsed]

He looks like a greasy Mr potato head with a cheap and small costume wig.

What a hideous and ugly man.

 

[The Dude]

So has Chimp-Dick Ravioli stated where he got the name Ripley from? My guess is Ripley from the Alien series of films, because of course such a developmentally arrested manchild would pick his troon name from pop culture.

 

[A Grey Cat]

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Ok I normally don't bash people's age shsn it comes to these things even lolcows but JFC Kevin is getting old and that guy next too him wtf is he doing at that con? Shouldn't he be playing golf in Florida with the rest of the boomers?

Oh and hate to break this to everyone but uh...you know the "pool toys" he's been sqeeeing over? They aren't really meant to be pool toys. They're essentially blow up dolls for zoophiles like Kevin

 

[Ninon42]

After managing to avoid seeing Rioley's dingdong, curiosity got the best of me and I took a quick look. What the fuck!? I don't know much about vitiligo really, so I'll take other people's word that what he has going on down there looks like it.
Only thing is, I feel like since he can't shut the fuck up about any little ass-ache and made-up disorder, he would add it to his Twatter bio along with all his other marginalizing "disorders" and complain about a lack of vitiligo representation and all that. Or is vitiligo just not trendy enough a condition to talk about?

Either way, that is one funky-looking wiener.

The discolored dick is bad but his weird dark hairless cockeyed nipples elevate the combination to disturbing in a "time to call an old priest and a young priest" sort of way.

As an orbiting planet in the Gibes troontastic universe, Rioley would be analogous to CFBDSIR2149:

CFBDSIR2149, discovered in late 2012 100 light-years away, is just a sad planet. Its story is even sadder than Pluto’s. First, its name: pure gobbledegook. But much worse is the fact that scientists believe it to be either a brown dwarf or a rogue planet. If it’s a brown dwarf, it means it was supposed to be a star, but failed: due to low mass, its core never got nuclear fusion going. If it’s a rogue or “orphan” planet, it means that it formed as a normal planet around a star, was somehow ejected from its orbit, and now roams the unforgiving universe. If that isn’t enough to make it a poor place to settle down, it’s estimated to be about 700 K, or about 800 degrees F. At least CFBDSIR2149 can claim to be the most literal planet. The word “planet” comes from the greek “planētēs,” which means wandering star.

 

[ILOVEDONUTSANDFRENCHFRIES]

The discolored dick is bad but his weird dark hairless cockeyed nipples elevate the combination to disturbing in a "time to call an old priest and a young priest" sort of way.

As an orbiting planet in the Gibes troontastic universe, Rioley would be analogous to CFBDSIR2149:

There is already a troon who had a tattood dick but got SRS and now has a tattood stinkditch. He is a lolcow here. The guy with hundreds of tattoos on here. Forgot his name. His troon name is Farrah.

 

[Karen™]

Spoiler: lol fat

Wedge couldn't get out of bed before the afternoon:

Spoiler: also fat

Perpetuating the cycle of sphincter abuse:

Spoiler: VERY fat

It gets better:


Neck is on quite the spending spree!

Currently at $1050 out of $20K on GoFundMe, btw.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

So has Chimp-Dick Ravioli stated where he got the name Ripley from? My guess is Ripley from the Alien series of films, because of course such a developmentally arrested manchild would pick his troon name from pop culture.

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[AmbiTron]

Umm. I've read quite a few of Alien comics and other stuff related. Ripley has never been transgender as far as I can recall. Not even in the weird comics where the elephant alien guys talk to people telepathically and it gets very strange.

 

[On a Journey]

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Yeah, those are definitely for sexual purposes (look how many have their butt sticking out). Now I’m imagining Kevin desperately humping a squeaky purple pony in an ill-fated attempt to orgasm.

 

[nertz]

Umm. I've read quite a few of Alien comics and other stuff related. Ripley has never been transgender as far as I can recall. Not even in the weird comics where the elephant alien guys talk to people telepathically and it gets very strange.

Lambert was but Lambert isn't interesting, ergo Ripley.

 

[Old Fart]

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Cucumber is by nature more clown than Wedge can ever aspire to be:

That mask on Kev's punim is absolutely terrifying. The last thing you see before it slashes your throat with razorblade fingernails:

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That's not a 'top', Kevin. It's what we call a t-shirt. Size XXL unisex.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Your land of sin and confusion actually has events at big venues, where men who pretend to be women pretend to be animals wearing diapers and lusting over baloon-animals?

How can the american bear the shame of this knowledge?
Allah's mercy, death must be a blessing.