Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[soy_king]

And you types wonder why people mock you.

WATP has a rather rabid section of their audience. I wouldn't be surprised if Karl ended up getting a decent amount of those seats at all levels filled.

That said it's odd as fuck to see TDS having to ride WATP's coattails. Wild.

If Carl doesnt fly out Kaya and Doug I think the venue will legit experience a riot

 

[Burd Turglar]

He still with this ? He should've let go the first time since he has no clue what the he's talking about.

I wouldn't even throw pennies at these clowns let alone pay up to $120.00 for tickets to see Him and Ralph out of all people.

Who's more retarded, these dumb fucks thinking they're worth 120$ or the people who will actually pay it?

Spoiler

rhetorical

 

[Tom Myers]

If she's got double dees, you must aquit!

 

[soy_king]

If she's got double dees, get down on your knees!

ftfy

 

[Jew Lover 1488]

Dick really wants these feet

 

[lady stoneheart]

although i haven’t been a regular listener in years, i listened to his most recent episode out of curiosity due to the whole Portabella/CWC thing.
correct me if i’m wrong, but it seems like Dick basically said that everything we know about Bella is a gayop made up by CommieDickGirl? why would he say such a bizarre lie that? it’s easily falsifiable and came out of thin air. makes no sense

 

[Kramer on the phone]

His head is too swollen to pull it off again.

its odd he even grew his hair out, by all accounts he looks much better bald. in fact when i first heard him, i just imagined him as the cool bald guy in sunglasses from the dr.phil show not the Gallagher looking fuck he has been the last decade

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Who the fuck are these assholes and why do they think that they deserve to have a higher ticket price then some a-listers?
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divide by 4 dumbass.

 

[Pissmaster]

its odd he even grew his hair out, by all accounts he looks much better bald. in fact when i first heard him, i just imagined him as the cool bald guy in sunglasses from the dr.phil show not the Gallagher looking fuck he has been the last decade

Spoiler: Posting this just because I want to see your reaction to it

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

correct me if i’m wrong, but it seems like Dick basically said that everything we know about Bella is a gayop made up by CommieDickGirl? why would he say such a bizarre lie that? it’s easily falsifiable and came out of thin air. makes no sense

He's doing it solely to spite Null. It's actually childish. The tl;dr is that Null said Dax was wrong for pushing Digibro's pedophilia, Dax defending lolicon, and also Cuties. Furthermore, Null cut ties with Ethan Ralph, because he went on an endless wigger rampage over a corn joke, to the point he has completely wrecked his show to spite Null. So of course they teamed up to defend a literal sociopath out of spite.

Because of their retard vendettas, they're both pushing the exact same arguments that the entire "CWC fucking his mom" drama is actually some 4D chess master play by Null.

Spoiler: Posting this just because I want to see your reaction to it

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He looks like a 7/11 corn dog that rolled under the counter and picked up all the floor hair. Nasty.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

Spoiler: Posting this just because I want to see your reaction to it

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exactly, thats not america's wingman, thats america's anti-mother, rape activist

 

[LurkTrawl]

its odd he even grew his hair out, by all accounts he looks much better bald. in fact when i first heard him, i just imagined him as the cool bald guy in sunglasses from the dr.phil show not the Gallagher looking fuck he has been the last decade

When it comes to the "bald" look, he's probably worried that if he tried the extremely short hair look again that the amount to which his hairline has diminished would be obvious enough for people to use in mocking him.

 

[AnOminous]

Damn Dax should wash his hair once in a while. It looks like a bird nested on his bald head.

He grew it out to try and fix the receding hairline, but it's so gross it just makes him look older. I don't get what he's trying to do with this:

Lmao he's turning into repulsive prop comic Gallagher.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

When it comes to the "bald" look, he's probably worried that if he tried the extremely short hair look again that the amount to which his hairline has diminished would be obvious enough for people to use in mocking him.

i mean if you're literally bald its impossible to really tell where the hairline is. plus it would be a neat way to burn 10 minutes from his show every week, and he'd look way more intimidating. plus its such a great look. his current look isn't something i'd cast in a commercial like he was probably auditioning for 1000x a year as an improvboy. but the slick bald guy with sunglasses, he could be anything from a spokeperson to a scammer to a dumb down on his luck customer. hell go even further, think about crime procedurals, where everyone gets their sag card. he could be the shady suspect, the rapist, the victim's boyfriend, the victim's boss, the victim's creepy friend, the bartender who technically committed manslaugher, the bartender with a heart of gold that tried to do something but failed.

even his merch surrounding his captain caveman look doesn't scream "america's wingman" it screams exactly what we saw in the simptexts. hell even in his group of pals the hairy fat guy made up a dozen different guys he hung out with, the bald guy with sunglasses that guy's unique in a world full of chapo lookalikes.

bald daxter is some guy i'd wear on a t-shirt. just that imagine, maybe holding out a beer with the caption 'make life a party' or "party time is anytime" meanwhile caveman dick is only going on a t-shirt if the caption "anti-mother;rape advocate" is on it and its a mugshot!.

 

[LurkTrawl]

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I more or less agree with that, I was thinking of him going extreme short hair again instead of full-on bald. Though that might be a bit too much work for a guy like Dax, as I know from Harmful Opinions' streams where he talks about being a bald guy that you basically have to shave as often as you would for a clean face to keep it smooth enough that hair doesn't show up at all.

 

[Ragnarlodbrok]

divide by 4 dumbass.

The point still stands. 30 bucks is still 10 times more then a resonable person would pay to see Dax and his merry band of degenerates.

 

[jethro]

Spoiler: Posting this just because I want to see your reaction to it

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Yep he's definitely a Mexican Jew.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

When it comes to being bald, the most attractive way is to own it. Guys like Bruce Willis, Jason Statham, Vin Diesel, and The Rock are examples. The worst thing to do is to hide it with a toupee or a combover, the latter of which is Maddax’s style. Nigga just piles his hair on top of his head and uses things like headphones to keep his hair pile in place. It’s obvious to us, imagine IRL. Little wonder why he has to find absolute bottom of the barrel women to simp on. Even the most brain dead LA thot can see his hair pile combover a mile away.

Maddax also knows that if he shaves his head, he will look just like Maddox. They pretty much have the same hairline.

 

[DankSmoker]

Yep he's definitely a Mexican Jew.

Well he is at isreali burning man, after all.

When it comes to being bald, the most attractive way is to own it. Guys like Bruce Willis, Jason Statham, Vin Diesel, and The Rock are examples. The worst thing to do is to hide it with a toupee or a combover, the latter of which is Maddax’s style. Nigga just piles his hair on top of his head and uses things like headphones to keep his hair pile in place. It’s obvious to us, imagine IRL. Little wonder why he has to find absolute bottom of the barrel women to simp on. Even the most brain dead LA thot can see his hair pile combover a mile away.

Maddax also knows that if he shaves his head, he will look just like Maddox. They pretty much have the same hairline.

Or you can go the Maddox route and just stockpile hats.

 

[Derpy]

Spoiler: Posting this just because I want to see your reaction to it

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If I recall from the JLH leaks, this picture was taken at Burning Man where Dax sucked another man’s dick while rolling on molly.

Three dudes in the background….
Dax, which one had his penis in your mouth?

 

[Dick Molesterson]

If I recall from the JLH leaks, this picture was taken at Burning Man where Dax sucked another man’s dick while rolling on molly.

Three dudes in the background….
Dax, which one had his penis in your mouth?

My favorite of all the leaks.



I always found it interesting how up until this particular screenshot, Dax always had some smartass thing to say about all the JLH leaks. Whether it was a cope or an outright dismissal (which of course turned out to be a lie every time), he couldn't help but run his mouth about it. Until this. Whenever anyone brought this up, he immediately blocked them. This was pre-Cuties too, so as far as I know, he wasn't really known for being block happy just yet.

Really makes you think.