Manosphere Mystery Man - SlutHate dumbass who couldn't leave well enough alone

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Obviously because some guys get sexual sides... I'm on the medication and have been on it a while now. Didn't notice any sexual problems... Everyone who is taking the medicine is aware of these things I'm sure but they roll the dice to keep their hair.

If you've been on it for awhile, why is your hairline so high? It doesn't seem to be working.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I'm not a virgin = only thing that matters hahaha... Why would I care about my dad's thoughts? I'm not my dad, I'm me, who cares what anyone else wants? But he's alpha he approves of playing the field.

1- Naw, you're a wack asshole. Wack asshole/10 if you need to put a numerical value on it like a sperg.

2- But you claim you can't be an alpha if you're bald. You're wooding or some such bullshit. Sounds like you're covering for your wack ass dad.

Obviously because some guys get sexual sides... I'm on the medication and have been on it a while now. Didn't notice any sexual problems... Everyone who is taking the medicine is aware of these things I'm sure but they roll the dice to keep their hair.

You're just losing your hair because of your family's fucked up genetics. Must be some fucked up inbreeding in there.

 

[MysteryMan]

So he knows he son is a complete douchebag who posts on SlutHate and has to go defend himself against people laughing at him.

I have told my dad I don't want to get into relationships, he knows I prefer pump and dump. It's awkward to talk about with my dad actually but he understands what I'm getting at and says it's good for me. He says "use them, but never abuse them".

None of you guys were mocking me before I signed up, I saw the type of person you were having a good laugh at. You were laughing at the virgin men who post about going ER and sub-8 = no sex ever. That ain't nothin' to do with me...

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

I have told my dad I don't want to get into relationships, he knows I prefer pump and dump. It's awkward to talk about with my dad actually but he understands what I'm getting at and says it's good for me. He says "use them, but never abuse them".

None of you guys were mocking me before I signed up, I saw the type of person you were having a good laugh at. You were laughing at the virgin men who post about going ER and sub-8 = no sex ever. That ain't nothin' to do with me...

I assure you, we're laughing heartily.
Mostly at how hard it is for you to keep up with your own bullshit.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I have told my dad I don't want to get into relationships, he knows I prefer pump and dump. It's awkward to talk about with my dad actually but he understands what I'm getting at and says it's good for me. He says "use them, but never abuse them".

None of you guys were mocking me before I signed up, I saw the type of person you were having a good laugh at. You were laughing at the virgin men who post about going ER and sub-8 = no sex ever. That ain't nothin' to do with me...

Naw. You're a #SWAG-less asshole. You're like my prime demographic of mockery. Hell your hairline alone is worth a laugh.

 

[MysteryMan]

I assure you, we're laughing heartily.
Mostly at how hard it is for you to keep up with your own bullshit.

Here are the facts we are dealing with:

1) I am not a virgin
2) I am going on steroids
3) I am getting surgery to look better
4) My aim is to look sexy AF and also to have casual sex at a crazy-high frequency

S'nothing more to it.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

None of you guys were mocking me before I signed up, I saw the type of person you were having a good laugh at. You were laughing at the virgin men who post about going ER and sub-8 = no sex ever. That ain't nothin' to do with me...

We always laughed at the guys who had an inferiority complex about their appearance

 

[DogshitTaco]

You role-play members of a forum you visit. That alone is worthy of mocking you, bitch.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

1) I am not a virgin

Who cares about your sex life

2) I am going on steroids

I thought your dick was small enough

3) I am getting surgery to look better

Good way to burn some cash

4) My aim is to look sexy AF and also to have casual sex at a crazy-high frequency

Why

 

[ON 190]

Here are the facts we are dealing with:

1) I am not a virgin
2) I am going on steroids
3) I am getting surgery to look better
4) My aim is to look sexy AF and also to have casual sex at a crazy-high frequency

S'nothing more to it.

All of which you tell your dad about every day.

Does your father understand SHer lingo, too? Get him to register!

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Here are the facts we are dealing with:

1) I am not a virgin
2) I am going on steroids
3) I am getting surgery to look better
4) My aim is to look sexy AF and also to have casual sex at a crazy-high frequency

S'nothing more to it.

1- He says without proof.
2- Because you're too much of a puss to do things by yourself.
3- Because you lack so much #SWAG your hair wants to avoid you.
4- Yet you sperg about on lookism or some other retarded site.

Your endless wackness should be explored.

EDIT- Flossman brings up an excellent point, you talk to your dad about all this. You don't have friends? You like telling your dad about your supposed sexual conquests? What kind of weirdo shit is that?

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Here are the facts we are dealing with:

1) I am not a virgin
2) I am going on steroids
3) I am getting surgery to look better
4) My aim is to look sexy AF and also to have casual sex at a crazy-high frequency

S'nothing more to it.

So in order:
1) Bullshit.
2) Hope you're not too attached to your balls.
3) Yeah, girls love guys who're insecure/ugly enough to have had plastic surgery.
4) My aim is to have you shotgun a bottle of drano, but that's probably not gonna happen either.

 

[MysteryMan]

We always laughed at the guys who had an inferiority complex about their appearance

Oh... Well that does apply to me then. Doesn't matter too much though 'cause I should end up sexy AF because of this shit

 

[ON 190]

3) Yeah, girls love guys who're insecure/ugly enough to have had plastic surgery.

Yeah, I've always wondered about that. They expect the girl to say "Ooooh, plastic surgery..." and hump them.

Then again, women are just warm sex dolls to them and don't have opinions of their own.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Oh... Well that does apply to me then. Doesn't matter too much though 'cause I should end up sexy AF because of this shit

Yeah because looking like an extra from Mannequin: On The Move gets the panties wet. It ain't the 80's anymore. Plastic surgery is passe.

 

[ON 190]

Yeah because looking like an extra from Mannequin: On The Move gets the panties wet. It ain't the 80's anymore. Plastic surgery is passe.

Everyone wants to look like an Auton.

 

[JU 199]

Is mysteryman still being retarded?

*checks thread*

Yep.

 

[MysteryMan]

So in order:
1) Bullshit.
2) Hope you're not too attached to your balls.
3) Yeah, girls love guys who're insecure/ugly enough to have had plastic surgery.
4) My aim is to have you shotgun a bottle of drano, but that's probably not gonna happen either.

There's literally no point me telling you anything when you're just going to believe whatever you want to believe regardless of what I say.

I could probably pull easier than you at any bar or club bro... Srs... Because I've been hundreds of times, I'm comfortable with the atmosphere and comfortable approaching women. Especially when guys aren't very experienced, they just freeze up and walk around the club all night wishing they could do something but unable to. Alcohol can help a bit with that part if you need it though. Like legit if you honestly think I walk up to women and they all put their hand up in my face in disgust like "ew, go away misogynist!" or "omg you totally seem like a Loveshy!" then you're wrong as all hell lmao, ain't nothing more to it. They don't know shit, they just feel my vibe. Obviously my vibe is good because I've been approached by women (if we meet eyes anyway).

Actually I remembered just now one or two girls who legit approached without me even making eye contact with them. But one I think was drugged LMAO 'cause she just randomly hugged me from behind when I was ordering a drink and walked off. But one approached me randomly again when I was ordering at the bar, but actually the funny thing is that was when I was really disgusting physically.

You know what's funny, no joke, the hottest girls who ever hit on me was when I looked my worst. My personality was the worst too though at the time. I reckon it was because I used to hang with female friends way back then and the girls would see me with other women. I think that helps.

 

[JU 199]

I could probably pull easier than you at any bar or club bro... Srs... Because I've been hundreds of times, I'm comfortable with the atmosphere and comfortable approaching women. Especially when guys aren't very experienced, they just freeze up and walk around the club all night wishing they could do something but unable to. Alcohol can help a bit with that part if you need it though. Like legit if you honestly think I walk up to women and they all put their hand up in my face in disgust like "ew, go away misogynist!" or "omg you totally seem like a Loveshy!" then you're wrong as all hell lmao, ain't nothing more to it. They don't know shit, they just feel my vibe. Obviously my vibe is good because I've been approached by women (if we meet eyes anyway).

Actually I remembered just now one or two girls who legit approached without me even making eye contact with them. But one I think was drugged LMAO 'cause she just randomly hugged me from behind when I was ordering a drink and walked off. But one approached me randomly again when I was ordering at the bar, but actually the funny thing is that was when I was really disgusting physically.

You know what's funny, no joke, the hottest girls who ever hit on me was when I looked my worst. My personality was the worst too though at the time. I reckon it was because I used to hang with female friends way back then and the girls would see me with other women. I think that helps.

tl;dr

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

There's literally no point me telling you anything when you're just going to believe whatever you want to believe regardless of what I say.

I could probably pull easier than you at any bar or club bro... Srs... Because I've been hundreds of times, I'm comfortable with the atmosphere and comfortable approaching women. Especially when guys aren't very experienced, they just freeze up and walk around the club all night wishing they could do something but unable to. Alcohol can help a bit with that part if you need it though. Like legit if you honestly think I walk up to women and they all put their hand up in my face in disgust like "ew, go away misogynist!" or "omg you totally seem like a Loveshy!" then you're wrong as all hell lmao, ain't nothing more to it. They don't know shit, they just feel my vibe. Obviously my vibe is good because I've been approached by women (if we meet eyes anyway).

Actually I remembered just now one or two girls who legit approached without me even making eye contact with them. But one I think was drugged LMAO 'cause she just randomly hugged me from behind when I was ordering a drink and walked off. But one approached me randomly again when I was ordering at the bar, but actually the funny thing is that was when I was really disgusting physically.

You know what's funny, no joke, the hottest girls who ever hit on me was when I looked my worst. My personality was the worst too though at the time. I reckon it was because I used to hang with female friends way back then and the girls would see me with other women. I think that helps.

And yet, you feel the need to write a long, rambling post lauding your theoretical success with women.