Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

That's what, a few hundred?
Nah, it’s less than that. I survived on Trader Joe’s in grad school. Their food isn’t actually that expensive (like 2 good frozen tamales for $2), and they have pretty cheap wine and beer prices (hilariously for as expensive as California is, booze is very cheap out here). Depending on the wine, that’s anywhere from $100 to $150.

edit : Jesus I looked again and saw 5 bottles of wine, I thought it was 3. Probably more like $150. Maybe $200. Also 5 bottles of wine is fucking ridiculous.
 
The new puppy continues to ruin Becky's life. Godspeed little one.
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Becky vs. "cis men"
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So now she's passive-aggressively disparaging someone's bedroom performance in public. Imagine having this be the consequence of inadequate bedroom enthusiasm for a night when Becky was demanding attention.

She really is announcing ahead of time her intention to go full downward-spiral junkie if she ever actually did have a baby. One week of a puppy and she needs wine and valium and to give it drugs. Are Jackson and Daniel paying attention yet? I really hope my fanfic where they got vasectomies together during one of Becky's solo Florida trips turns out to be true, because I just have a bad feeling about where this is going otherwise. We can laugh about her lack of fertility and how she doesn't have sex, and that'll get you pretty far, but even women whose reproductive lives are Becky's level of shitshow often end up managing one pregnancy before menopause.

She'll never have more than one (for reasons obvious to anyone watching the puppy fiasco), so God help us if she does have a baby but it doesn't arrive until she's in her geriatric years. She'll raise a little late-in-life baby autist that she'll drug and have diagnosed with a half dozen "disorders" for doing such terrible things as crying instead of sleeping through the night, or having some spit-up after a meal.
 
The new puppy continues to ruin Becky's life. Godspeed little one.
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To quote the show Community, "not being racist is the new racist." Becky and her ilk sure are fast to decry racism while only granting certain groups the claim to human virtues.
I really hope my fanfic where they got vasectomies together during one of Becky's solo Florida trips turns out to be true
I would actually love to read some Becky parody fanfic. She can lead the Rebel Alliance with Movie Bob against Emperor DSPalpatine.
 
The new puppy continues to ruin Becky's life. Godspeed little one.
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The closest thing Becky has to 'friends' offering to bring over food and company is likely people like Jake sending a tweet along the lines of, 'If I wasn't on the other side of the country I would totally bring you pork and Kamen Rider'.

Also, isn't it just so unfortunate that Becky has been rendered immobile just when there's a lot of moving around to be done to clean up after a new puppy? Such an unhappy coincidence that doesn't happen every time any form of physical labour, from moving house to doing chores, gets mentioned in her presence. Poor Becky's ankle, forcing her not to do anything she doesn't want to do...
 
The closest thing Becky has to 'friends' offering to bring over food and company is likely people like Jake sending a tweet along the lines of, 'If I wasn't on the other side of the country I would totally bring you pork and Kamen Rider'.

Also, isn't it just so unfortunate that Becky has been rendered immobile just when there's a lot of moving around to be done to clean up after a new puppy? Such an unhappy coincidence that doesn't happen every time any form of physical labour, from moving house to doing chores, gets mentioned in her presence. Poor Becky's ankle, forcing her not to do anything she doesn't want to do...
Yep it's almost kinda sad when you realize that Becky most likely doesn't have any real friends outside of tweeting with other twitter weirdos. I say almost because her friendlessness is of course entirely of her own making by actively alienating literally everyone around her.

Seriously I've said it before and I'll say it again. Becky's cuntyness has to
be one of the worsts ones out of al of kf lolcows. The general viscious unpleasantness, the lying, general womanchild attitude, the ungratefulnesss, the entitlement and everything over just the smallest and most petty of things. How can someone be just so...Much of a huge bitch? I've always wondered that about Becky during the years.
 
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Seriously I've said it before and I'll say it again. Becky's cuntyness has to
be one of the worsts ones out of al of kf lolcows. The general viscious unpleasantness, the lying, general womanchild attitude, the ungratefulnesss, the entitlement and everything over just the smallest and most petty of things. How can someone be just so...Much of a huge bitch? I've always wondered that about Becky during the years.

I mean she doesn't *quite* reach the levels of Susan Schofield or the Harley Hooligans mom but that's mostly because she lies about ever being pregnant or some benevolent force prevents her having kids. Her bio mom apparently had a terminal case of bitch too so I suspect it just runs in the family.

She'd be the type of mom to say fuck it and rub whisky on the baby's lips every night and risk alcohol poisoning. God forbid any of them became actual parents when they treat a puppy like this.

The sad thing is the cucks not even stopping her doing stupid things while high. Maybe because they are also high as well, but you would sort of hope one of them might take a look at the trolley full she had there and decide to be the responsible adult. You just dropped a few thousand on a puppy, now isn't the time to fill the house with easily breakable wine bottles because high and drunk Becky is more bearable than sober Becky
 
That cart of sugary / high calorie alcohol sure isn’t contributing to Basic Becky’s expanding waistline!! /sneed

Even for a household of three, this is a lot of booze for a single shopping trip. It’s not like this is nice wine you save and bust out on occasion. You know these are getting drunk in the next ~7 days, and probably mostly by Becky. (About 600-700 cal in a bottle of wine!)

Trader Joe’s wine is like $3-10, unless they've raised the prices in the last few years. Blue Moon is probably $8 for that six pack. The Trader Joe’s beer looks like the box of cans, so let’s say another $8-10? I’ll say each wine cost $7. This is at LEAST $50+ in alcohol alone.

If you’re so low on funds that you need to e-beg for cash constantly, I can tell you that you’re not using $50 to buy alcohol. That $50 that can go towards food, bills, rent… People who are truly struggling financially, even if temporarily due to job loss, know that $50 on booze is a waste. (Not to mention the hundreds she is probably spending on weed.)

Full cart estimate is probably $150-170ish. TJs is cheap, but it also adds up. I’m sure it will all be consumed by the end of the week.
 
If you’re so low on funds that you need to e-beg for cash constantly, I can tell you that you’re not using $50 to buy alcohol.
You must be really new to Becky. She will beg for money and spend several grand for a dog, a trip to Disney, multiple lobster dinners, etc. within hours of each other.
 
I can’t quote for some reason — but no, definitely not new to Becky. As I’ve stated before, she’s one of my pet cows.

Just putting the cost of the cart in context for non-Americans. Also, it’s always important with cows like Becky to repeatedly poke holes in their attention-seeking and narcissism. Just hits home how she’s a repeat grifting offender — especially for newbies who might wander in and read only recent pages. I know she got some new eyes on her after Daniel’s firing.
 
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Yep it's almost kinda sad when you realize that Becky most likely doesn't have any real friends outside of tweeting with other twitter weirdos. I say almost because her friendlessness is of course entirely of her own making by actively alienating literally everyone around her.

Seriously I've said it before and I'll say it again. Becky's cuntyness has to
be one of the worsts ones out of al of kf lolcows. The general viscious unpleasantness, the lying, general womanchild attitude, the ungratefulnesss, the entitlement and everything over just the smallest and most petty of things. How can someone be just so...Much of a huge bitch? I've always wondered that about Becky during the years.
Human beings have limits to how much empathy and compassion they can have. It's a protective mechanism as much as anything, because otherwise you'd get overwhelmed by all the suffering in the world.

There's a scene from the old Lois and Clark Superman show from the 90s, where Lois gets Superman's powers for a brief period and she breaks down over the fact that she can hear all these people in distress all over the world and she simply can't save all of them, no matter how hard she tries; with Superman's powers comes the ability to save a lot of them, but to also know just how many people are in perilous situations at any one time and the hard knowledge that you can never, ever do enough. Superman has had a lifetime to get used to it, but it completely overwhelms Lois.

We can't care about everything or everyone. It's one of the reasons SJWs are so insidiously horrible, because they demand you care about what they care about at the same intensity and with the same perspective, and if you don't you're evil. They don't care about what concerns you, it's only about what concerns them and how if it's important to them then it should be important to you as well.

One of the things the Farms is very good at is establishing that yes, there are people for whom any empathy or compassion is a complete waste of time. I can happily write off Becky, and Jake Alley, and Lou Gagliardi and Brianna Wu and Terra and any number of cows as people not worth a moment of even pity. They have shown themselves, over a period of years, to be unrepentantly horrible people who make the world a worse place as much as they can due to their narcissism and unfettered hatred for anyone not like them or anyone who challenges their lies.

So I never for a second think it's kind of sad that Becky's friends are entirely fictional and/or online. By her own words, her own choices of what she tweets into the world, make her seem like the absolute biggest cunt there is. She does make me MATI sometimes, but in general, because the main people she's hurting are herself and the cucks, I can laugh at how horrible she is and simply mock her for being a case study in cluster B personality disorders and the inevitable end-point of identity politics.

I've always presumed she's very blah in person - another obese dangerhair addicted to her phone, happy to reserve most of her vileness online while simply being a manipulative brat to the cucks so they do what she wants. Not an ounce of sympathy for them, either - time and again we see with lolcows that posters instinctively feel bad for the person who deals with them the most, but with the possible exception of her parents and the definite exception of Jackson's parents, Becky's immediate orbit actively choose to enable her worst excesses, and are proven horrible people in their own right.

But it's clear that, like many of the most heinous lolcows, Becky's entitlement has been fostered in some way. Was she always a bottomless well of need, or did Mami and Papi spoil her to make her like she is? Presumably a mix of both, but it's clear she's severely broken as a person, and yet forces everyone to deal with that brokenness rather than try and fix it. Her deepest desire, it seems, is to just not be ordinary, but she's too lazy to take any of the steps to make something of herself, and she believes she's entitled to praise and an income just for existing while (insert every attention-grabbing minority status she's claimed here). She can never get enough validation, asspats or toys to fill that void where a personality and humanity should be, and the saddest thing is it's possible she never realises just how shallow she is.

Sad for us, not her, because a Becky meltdown where she actually believed she was everything we remind her she is rather than just getting performatively upset would be a delight, but it's unlikely we'll ever get that joy. We just get to keep making fun of Basic Becky: The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth.
 
When IS the last time she hung out with a human being who wasn’t one of the cucks? I vaguely remember a tabletop game party or something, but that was at least 2-3 years ago at the Hanna Barbera apartment.
 
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When IS the last time she hung out with a human being who wasn’t one of the cucks? I vaguely remember a tabletop game party or something, but that was at least 2-3 years ago at the Hanna Barbera apartment.

Some couple that is associated with Riot visited the HB apartment (maybe one of them was a LoL streaming partner?), though I think they were mostly there for Daniel. Jackson's brother and his kids occasionally visited, they posted about doing a tabletop game with them at some point.

Other than that, there's no RL visits documented I can recall, and Becky is terminally online and documents everything. Assuming they are mostly isolated and friendless is a safe bet, even when COVID isn't screwing up visits.
 
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When IS the last time she hung out with a human being who wasn’t one of the cucks? I vaguely remember a tabletop game party or something, but that was at least 2-3 years ago at the Hanna Barbera apartment.
She mentioned meeting up with a friend from high school a few months back. But the friend was unidentified and the point of the story was “haha Yonah it’s no wonder you’re so cool and interesting now, you were so fun and exciting and special back then and also all the boys were attracted to you!” So I think it was a lie.
 
Long ago, there was that couple that they played sex games with, Becky's first stab at being polyamorous. That fell apart because of Becky's habit of constantly picking fights and causing drama. She tried to use some really lame witchcraft to get them back, to no avail.
 
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