Jin / Jin1515 / Matt Beard / RetroYote - Babyfur Cheating on his Wife Twilight Sparkle

I'm going to run for president, and my first ad will be called Make Asylums Real Again. It will consist of Jin's tweets and unsettling background music. *yawn*

If we send Jin to Afghanistan in his diaper and furry costume, the Taliban will all kill themselves when they see him.
 
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I bet 5 bucks that Jin will jack off to the new Paw Patrol movie.
 

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RicoNecroDoc said:
I bet 5 bucks that Jin will jack off to the new Paw Patrol movie.
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Why bet on a sure thing? But yes, Jin will use it an opportunity and excuse to masturbate on his Paw Patrol plushie(s) and defile it in other ways too, no doubt. And work wearing diapers into it too, since that's how he rolls. While his "wife" collects more layers of dust in the corner, but she's totally cool with it so it's okay.
 
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MysticMisty said:
Why bet on a sure thing? But yes, Jin will use it an opportunity and excuse to masturbate on his Paw Patrol plushie(s) and defile it in other ways too, no doubt. And work wearing diapers into it too, since that's how he rolls. While his "wife" collects more layers of dust in the corner, but she's totally cool with it so it's okay.
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The more disturbing part to me is that you know damn good and well that he’ll go see this in a public movie theatre.

Just imagine you’re a parent, taking your kids to see this movie and you happen to glance over to see a balding adult male, alone, clutching a paw patrol plush, wearing a t-shirt with the cartoon on it, and probably with wet pants, taking a selfie as he tries to hide an erection.
 
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JethroTullamore said:
The more disturbing part to me is that you know damn good and well that he’ll go see this in a public movie theatre.

Just imagine you’re a parent, taking your kids to see this movie and you happen to glance over to see a balding adult male, alone, clutching a paw patrol plush, wearing a t-shirt with the cartoon on it, and probably with wet pants, taking a selfie as he tries to hide an erection.
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Don't forget the tail that is strangely tucked way into his pants.
 
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MysticMisty said:
Why bet on a sure thing? But yes, Jin will use it an opportunity and excuse to masturbate on his Paw Patrol plushie(s) and defile it in other ways too, no doubt. And work wearing diapers into it too, since that's how he rolls. While his "wife" collects more layers of dust in the corner, but she's totally cool with it so it's okay.
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I guess the question isn't so much "will Jin jack off to the Paw Patrol movie?" (I'm sure he jacked off to the thought of that movie the very day he heard it was coming out)

The question is more "will Jin find an open, public movie theater that's playing the Paw Patrol movie, find a nice seat somewhere in the middle, and jack off furiously the whole time?"

I know he's not above shitting and pissing himself in public, but has he ever jerked off in a public venue...?
 
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Solid Snek said:
I know he's not above shitting and pissing himself in public, but has he ever jerked off in a public venue...?
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In mean, he's already indulging in his fetishes when he wears and uses diapers out in public (and brags about it) so really, public masturbation in a dark theater would only be half a step more degenerate. I would really hope he wouldn't stoop that low...but it's Jin.
 
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MysticMisty said:
In mean, he's already indulging in his fetishes when he wears and uses diapers out in public (and brags about it) so really, public masturbation in a dark theater would only be half a step more degenerate. I would really hope he wouldn't stoop that low...but it's Jin.
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Yeah, this is why I'm concerned. He's happy to indulge his, ummmm, "sex life" (?) in public, so it wouldn't be a stretch to think he'd go from merely walking around in piss-soaked diapers, to finishing himself in a public theater.

On the plus side, he has not, so far as I can remember, bragged out about jerking in public. Jin has no shame, and I'd assume he'd have told us about it, if he had jerked in public before.

The flip side of this is, Jin MUST know it's illegal to masturbate in public, especially in close proximity to children. Jin's a shameless pervert, but he's also shrewd and cunning; he's not one of those imbecile-level bronies who does embrassing things simply because he's an imbecile. It could very well be that Jin DOES do the PeeWee Herman, and on the regular too, only he's smart enough to keep his mouth shut in this regard, since he knows it'd be grounds for an arrest.


It's sad, really. You'd think married life would have calmed him down, got him to settle in for the nine-to-five, but I guess some people are untameable.
 
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