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I am literally The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Dec 23, 2014
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A brief summary of his escapades:
  • Attempting to sell his Sonic recolor game full of stolen assets
  • Has over twenty alternative accounts on YouTube, favoriting, liking, and commenting on his videos
  • Regularly attacks critics with said accounts, under the guise of "someone else"
  • Has an unhealthy vendetta against Freedom Planet, going as far as vandalizing the game's logo, and putting it in his own game
  • Created a Sonic recolor Dragon-hedgehog hybrid that's designed to beat Lilac from Freedom Planet in a death battle
  • Runs a YouTube channel where he makes Let's Play videos, and steals fan remakes of songs, speeding them up and calling them his own
  • Relentlessly attacks critics, Kiwi Farms included, with a barrage of blatant sockpuppet accounts.
  • Absolutely haram.

Kiwi Farms Saga: (via Lolcow Wiki)
On March 8, 2015, Jotex began posting on Kiwi Farms under the username of Guts Gamer, mainly posing to attempt to answer questions about his game's inspirations.[4] Along with making an account for himself, there was also a total of five sockpuppet accounts made to rate Jotex's posts with positive ratings. On March 20, Kiwi Farms moderator Alan Pardew revealed in the thread that Jotex's IP address was not from the Philippines, but from Saudi Arabia. [5] After Kiwi Farms users messed with Jotex for a while with claims that he wasn't legitimate and giving his posts ratings of Islamic Content, Jotex began giving angry messages to the forum users.[6] [7] After attempting to delete his comments and posts, Alex removed Jotex's post-removing privileges. Questions regarding his religion were mainly met with memes and profanities. [8] Guts Gamer's profile name was changed to Islamic Gamer by the admins to celebrate the occasion. [9] After his rating privileges were revoked, Jotex began pestering Null via the email system.[10] The emails had also matched the names of some of Jotex's YouTube sockpuppets, providing further evidence of his Internet shenanigans. Later that day, Jotex began spamming images showing his hatred of Kiwi Farms, leading to his account being put on further restrictions and the thread being temporarily locked to clean up spam.[11] Jotex had later deleted his DeviantArt accounts, and his Kiwi Farms sockpuppet accounts.

The next day, eight of Jotex's YouTube sockpuppet accounts were deleted.[12] Additionally, two new DeviantArt sockpuppets were created, both sporting anti-Kiwi-Farms messages.[13] [14] March 22 brought another DeviantArt sockpuppet by the name of Robottank55, claiming to be Jotex's brother, despite their location being set to Japan.[15]. In the meantime, 『i-市議ぢ着』 had uploaded an extensive video archive of Jotex's sockpuppet accounts, but was eventually taken off due to copyright strikes from Jotex.[16] On April 1, 『i-市議ぢ着』's video archive was reuploaded onto MEGA.[17] On April 6, it was revealed that all of Jotex's other alts were deleted from YouTube. Oddly enough, some of the channels were taken off YouTube for ToS violations, hinting towards an admin being told about Jotex's sockpuppeting. [18] On April 11, Jotex's primary YouTube account was closed. [19] On April 15, Jotex returned to Kiwi Farms, claiming to have traced Null's IP address and that he has made plans to travel to him via airplane. [20]


Links to his accounts:
Tumblr
Alternate Tumblr
DeviantArt
SampleSite

Sockpuppet Archive
List of his sockpuppet accounts
List of his NEW sockpuppet accounts


Jotex can be found joining this thread here.

An example of some of his videos:

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Backstory of this final image: This is an image uploaded to DeviantArt under one of his alt accounts, detailing someone whose videos he stole making a response video criticizing him.​

And finally, as Lucky Wildcard has pointed out, there is a beta available for his game finally. Furthermore, Jotex himself has personally included two "virus free" mirrors in this thread. Download links to those can be found here, and here. Please note, there are reports of malware inside the download. Download at your own risk.

https://kiwifarms.net/media/sdv7.1255/full

Demo experience, courtesy of ActualKiwi:
Good start so far. Froze on loading the first test zone.
Right. Had a go at it. So much wrong with it..
  1. The controls are only barely explained at the very first start of the level. There's no proper pause menu* to explain the controls to you once you leave this now-unreachable spot.
  2. The controls themselves are janky- You'd think something like space for jump, shift for speedboost right? Nope. Jump(which also spins you) is X, speedboost/sprint is E. That and the controls don't seem to respond properly half the time.
  3. The graphics are eyebreaking. Ignoring the obvious sonic ripoff MC, we have a terrible multi-tier skyboxed background that doesn't go together properly at all, tiled textures for objects which are a random mash of colours (the walls of grey stone have random coloured bits on them that *could* be flowers but it's impossible to tell).
  4. Collision detection is a mess-there's areas you can jump through which you probably shouldnt be able to, and there's very little indicator of a difference between passable semi-background stuff and actual physical blocking walls
  5. No explanation anywhere about how to beat enemies -some you can literally just run into or jump on mario style, others you have to be doing the power-spin thing, but there's no clear delineation
  6. No indicator of where you're actually meant to be going, the whole level is just a big open mess of different paths.
  7. UI is rather unhelpful, with arbitrary "meter" indicators for various things, no clear scale.
  8. The only setting you can change is, when you're loading the program, what is presented as your fps? I'm assuming it's either referring to an fps-limit or to some graphics settings that affect fps but it's blatantly unclear
  9. *The pause menu is...lacking. There is no exit-game option. No save/load. No options (sound/graphics/controls/etc). Just an unpause button, that's literally it.
  10. Doesn't get treated as a "game" by the system so I couldn't use FRAPS to capture my test or get screens (because fuck hitting printscreen and going to paint every time I want to cap something).
  11. While I didn't run into any virus/malware alerts (I use Avast, fully up to date, as well as a few anti spywares), I've deleted the whole game and zip file after testing, and am running a full system scan on the laptop. Will let you know what it finds
It's...yeah. Pretty damn bad.

More information regarding Jotex can be found via the Lolcow Wiki.
Jotex's main kiwifarms.net account can be found here.​
 
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I swear to god I almost recognize what engine he's made those games in. The trademark jankinees, weird way it handles fake 3d backgrounds, etc. If it's the engine I suspect it is, there's a fucking ton of shitty sonic ripoffs being made on it. I don't know the name though, it's just been featured on streams where people have intentionally played shitty sonic fangames to see how bad they can get.

Looks more closely at the sock profile.
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Oh christ is he gonna catfish himself?
 
Oh fucking hell I listed to his music, specifically this.


Nothing like music that's tempo is so ramped up there are actually audio artifacts in it. I've never heard my headset make such a tin like noise before.
 
A brief summary of his escapades:
  • Attempting to sell his sonic recolor game full of stolen assets
  • Has over twenty alternative accounts on YouTube, favoriting, liking, and commenting on his videos
  • Regularly attacks critics with said accounts, under the guide of "someone else"
  • Has an unhealthy vendetta against Freedom Planet, going as far as vandalizing the game's logo, and putting it in his own game
  • Created a Sonic recolor Dragon-hedgehog hybrid that's designed to beat Lilac from Freedom Planet in a death battle
  • Runs a YouTube channel where he makes Let's Play videos, and steals fan remakes of songs, speeding them up and calling them his own
Considering those points, what are the odds he'll show up here?
 
... Wow. Theres literally no other words to describe the amount of stupid I foresee in this Cow. Not to mention the Potential Laughs.

Still though, what's with sonic making so many cows?
jotex's poses in the game are like 1:1 from sonic the hedgehog 1. I wonder if he'll tap his foot if you let him idle.
 
My only question is what the fuck is a "Speedior"?
It roughly translates to "Autism the Hedgehog" in google translate.

jotex's poses in the game are like 1:1 from sonic the hedgehog 1. I wonder if he'll tap his foot if you let him idle.
Oh god they are. I wonder if it will be sonic CD idle where it fucking kills itself if you so much as set down the controller for more than two seconds
 
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