Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[JaneThough]

This is weird. I might be missing some context because I'm not Ted Cruz and I don't get my porn on fucking Twitter, but unless there's some caveat that this person wants to get rid of all porn because kids might see it/it's against her religious beliefs, Lou seems to be ascribing unsupported motives to her. Totally leaving aside the fact that I think it's a bad idea to find jackoff material on a site where I'm followed by my father, brothers, and pastor, and clicking the wrong button could broadcast my perversions onto their feeds, you don't have to believe in God to want stricter safeguards to ensure that kids aren't seeing or posting sexual content. Everyone knows how retarded teenagers are, and I think anything that prevents some moron kid from posting a video of them with their boyfriend at 16 and having them follow it around for the rest of their life is probably a good idea, so long as it doesn't unnecessarily trample other people's privacy. Combining this with his iPhone monitoring spergout, it kind of seems like Lou wants to jack off to kiddy porn. Now, he probably doesn't, and these bad optics are just a factor of his uncanny ability to pick the most wrong position on every single issue on which he opines, but others in the thread have had less generous assumptions, and I can't say I don't understand it.

All this to say: very asexual of you, Lou. Stop jacking off to Twitter.

This, more than anything, underscores the fact that Lou is an unmitigated paste-sucking moron. The worst part about this thread is that I always thought retarded people were supposed to be loveable. Leave it to KF to find the one retard who isn't any fun.

You know what this reminds me of? When bronies lost their collective shit when one woman was like "hey guys, this is technically a kids show and as adults who engage with this media maybe it's up to us to tag the porn we create of it, and make it much harder for a 5 yr old to come across as she's looking for her favorite Pinkiepie pics".

Lou's mixing messages and it's amazing. Lou knows that its WOKE to support sex workers. Lou also gets his rocks off to all SORTS of deviant shit all over the internet that he most certainly doesn't pay for. He's conflating these two as if they are the same and they are not and just wait til the woke side actively starts coming for him.

 

[Dusk]

Lou's mixing messages and it's amazing. Lou knows that its WOKE to support sex workers. Lou also gets his rocks off to all SORTS of deviant shit all over the internet that he most certainly doesn't pay for.

He also, and I cannot stress this enough, has called a sex worker a fat slag and shamed her for her filthy, filthy profession. This was back, like, 900 pages ago, but I can see the tweets in my mind's eye as if it was yesterday. Will edit to include the screenshots once I find them. We can't be sure, given his bizarre vacillations and likely physical inability to get it up whether or not Lou likes to jack off, but we know for sure that he fuckin' hates women.

EDIT: Found it! I present to you, our first documented Friend Extinction Event. This is what finally shook Six-Armed Sweater loose from his microdick.

 

[PBJ Sucks]

He says he wants a spare pair of glasses. Spare. Fuck off with that and take care of what you have. Your problem putting your nose to the screen will be solved by putting the glasses you already own. I am now certain he will come up with a story about how his drunk mother snatched them off his face to fling at his nephew and broke them.

 

[Next Task]

Like who enables him, and give him the money ?

We have evidence of a very few people actually sending him money due to his constant begging. But general consensus is that he gets a tugboat of some kind, possibly illegally, and because he still lives at home and pays for nothing himself everything he begs for is in the hopes that random people will see his hashtags and believe his lies.

It's likely he used to get a bit more from begging before people realised just how full of bullshit he is, from furries, troon enablers and the like. But nowadays it appears to have slowed down to a dribble at best, so more and more he has to wait until the start of the month when an anonymous friend (read: his tugboat) can buy him whatever latest shiny he's been begging for.

He's conflating these two as if they are the same and they are not and just wait til the woke side actively starts coming for him.

Eh, a lot of the woke side want the two conflated so they're in the same position. The being all 'sex worker yay!' nonsense is standard woke double-think, where it pretends to mean streetwalkers and women/'women' who genuinely do it to survive. The reality is they only really care about troons who claim they desperately need the money, rather than being sex-obsessed exhibitionists, and the idea of women taking advantage of straight male sexuality to fight the patriarchy by showing their bits for money. It's a standard motte and bailey, and any discussion on the topic with woke assholes will have them conflating both groups as if they're equally oppressed, equally in danger, and equally in control of their choices.

 

[Vampirella]

His eyesight is so bad that he has to hold his ipad to his nose to see, but they only cost $26. Damn, I wish I could find glasses that cheap.

 

[Wooden Spoon]

Damn, I wish I could find glasses that cheap.

When you are on medicaid, things are very very cheap for you. You used to have to get shitty frames and styles in the free category with medicaid eye doctors, because...well, it's free. But these days with Zenni, you can buy the frames really cheap and have the prescription lenses placed in. If the total price is also including the lenses, that further substantiates that Lou is on medicaid, and for adult males, medicaid is harder to obtain. You have to be either disabled or a single dad to get it- and even then that is state dependent. Women who have had babies or have gotten pregnant are always eligible for Medicaid, and we all know how easy and often that occurs.

If Lou is on medicaid, which I suspect he has been for a long time, then there is no doubt he doesn't already have disability. It's just a better grift story if he tries to tell people he keeps getting denied. I can truly only imagine how many foodstamps that household is getting, because during the pandemic a parent with a child was averaging 400 alone. Can you imagine 3 disabled adults and a child?

 

[MetalParakeet]

"Sex trafficking and child porn is bad but adding an age verifier kills sex work" makes me laugh.

I mentioned in another thread that I thought it was hilarious how so many people were outraged by Onlyfans new policy, because it shows how lazy people are.

If someone wants an actual job in online sex work, they don't rely on onlyfans. Paid porn has existed before that site and it will exist after.

It's only a new generation of lazy fucks who feel entitled to a free app that will let them profit off their cellphone pics, no work involved.

I bet everyone who actually wants this as a career already has some sort of website or backup. I know several people who capitalized off onlyfans but have been online sex workers for ages, with an established fan base, and they aren't griping.

They're disappointed that this easy platform is being removed, but they don't feel entitled to it nor are they going to suffer. They put in the work and they will still profit, no matter where they direct their fans.

Everyone who's mad is just mad because they thought they could make a quick buck with no effort, and probably didn't make anything anyway.

I love how Louis went from an anti porn anti sex work crusader to an onlyfans thot white knight

 

[Sasha]

We have evidence of a very few people actually sending him money due to his constant begging. But general consensus is that he gets a tugboat of some kind, possibly illegally, and because he still lives at home and pays for nothing himself everything he begs for is in the hopes that random people will see his hashtags and believe his lies.

It's likely he used to get a bit more from begging before people realised just how full of bullshit he is, from furries, troon enablers and the like. But nowadays it appears to have slowed down to a dribble at best, so more and more he has to wait until the start of the month when an anonymous friend (read: his tugboat) can buy him whatever latest shiny he's been begging for.


Eh, a lot of the woke side want the two conflated so they're in the same position. The being all 'sex worker yay!' nonsense is standard woke double-think, where it pretends to mean streetwalkers and women/'women' who genuinely do it to survive. The reality is they only really care about troons who claim they desperately need the money, rather than being sex-obsessed exhibitionists, and the idea of women taking advantage of straight male sexuality to fight the patriarchy by showing their bits for money. It's a standard motte and bailey, and any discussion on the topic with woke assholes will have them conflating both groups as if they're equally oppressed, equally in danger, and equally in control of their choices.

wow
So, he actually fakes being disabled, trans and Jewish (I can't read this out loud without bursting into laughter, this is so absurd. When did the world turn into a victim competition ? I swear, we as a species are becoming a global genetic dead end) but he also fakes being respectable enough to have an anonymous benefactor.
That's just awesome.

Edit : he IS entertaining though. Why not embrace it, and actually sell his cow services ?

Edit2 : I can't say why, but even his "please?" are extremely irritating to read. It reads like "oh, really, so I have to beg you ? You fucking selfish brat, here, I'm on my bended knees, you're happy !?"

 

[dumb idiot]

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[Dusk]

God damn it. God fucking damn it. Horny Lou is the worst fucking Lou. Every time he opens his got damn mouth to make one of his stupid suggestive comments I just want to get out a spray bottle and spritz him like I spritz my cat when he starts eating my succulents. Leave this man alone. I don't know who he is, and I don't care. Nobody deserves to be thirsted after by Lou.

Spoiler: Old-Ass Meme

Horny Lou has no rights. Horny Lou is NOT protected under the constitution. If Lou is horny I WILL find him and then you will be sorry buster.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He also, and I cannot stress this enough, has called a sex worker a fat slag and shamed her for her filthy, filthy profession. This was back, like, 900 pages ago, but I can see the tweets in my mind's eye as if it was yesterday. Will edit to include the screenshots once I find them. We can't be sure, given his bizarre vacillations and likely physical inability to get it up whether or not Lou likes to jack off, but we know for sure that he fuckin' hates women.

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Argues the 'real wahman' that should actually be out turning tricks for cash instead of trying to get other troons to off themselves by taking money they need.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

I can't be fucked to research this latest furry drama, so maybe one of you folks could put together a precis on who exactly is this Laila chick and why she's worse than Hitler? Remember, not all heroes wear capes.

Along the same lines...

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Been reading the farms again I see fatty. Forgot what you posted Monday did ya?

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what is this "GS" place that has bleachers and that would prompt Lou to venture outside his home?

Not from there but my keen kiwisearch reveals it's Greensburg-Salem High School. Must be on the prowl for no minors

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

I can't be fucked to research this latest furry drama, so maybe one of you folks could put together a precis on who exactly is this Laila chick and why she's worse than Hitler? Remember, not all heroes wear capes.

Along the same lines...

...if we have any farmers here from western Pennsylvania: number one, you have my heartfelt sympathy, and number two, what is this "GS" place that has bleachers and that would prompt Lou to venture outside his home?

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...so wait, Lou is against shaming anti-vax morons now?? I swear, this fucking guy must consult a Magic 8-Ball before deciding what position he'll defend each time.

Havent looked too much in to it but I’ve heard that name before and she’s apparently connected to a lot of evangelist groups behind “Morality in Media” and a few other movements/lobbyist orgs that basically boil down to “violence in video games is satanic” “rap turns kids in to devil worshippers” “all sexual imagery is evil” and “if the Bible doesn’t permit it, it should be illegal”. She herself is fairly low profile on her associations (if I remember correctly) but her ultimate goal is mass censorship of the internet and making site owners legally responsible for everything their users post without recourse. They failed doing this through the courts so now they’re recruiting fundamentalist executives and hedge fundies to join them in harassing payment processors.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Gdi, Null tweaks one little thing and I don't get any new notifications on my favorite thread for two days.

Lou is really doubling down on this 'Christian Taliban' thing and I wonder if, especially now of all times when people are literally falling from planes in their desperation to escape their war torn country, how monumentally offensive that is. And frankly it's less offensive to his favorite Christian bogeymen who are ruining his free-range thot titty than, idk, the people who are SUFFERING AND DYING IN AFGHANISTAN. when you're so ready to copy paste your latest canned oneliner that you're incredibly racist in the process. Some hoe not being able to post her butthole is not the same as being shot in the head because you wanted to learn math, you reeeeeetard.

Also, and this is a bit of a personal note here mind you, Lou is thinking of reading RA Salvatore of all things (probably because he played two seconds of the new Dark Alliance, I'm sure)? Don't get me wrong, I have a deep and enduring fondness of those books for many reasons, but there are SO many things Lou is going to hate. I'll spoiler for any of you guys who want to read them, but:

Spoiler: Extremely Problematic, I'm Sure

- Drizzt and Catti-brie get together with a 60+ year age gap, Lou. They meet when Catti is like, six years old.

- Entreri got fucked by his uncle as a kid. Is the Bad Guy for a significant portion of the series. Even after lots of character growth, is still the Extremely Morally Gray Guy.

- Entreri's literal first introduction comes across as very rape-threat-y, even if it's generally established that he's not particularly sexual as a person.

- lots of fantasy racism happens. Like LOTS of it. Drizzt, being a GoodTM character, generally turns the other cheek over it and realizes that even when it's not fair, you can't convince everyone and sometimes you just have to bear it.

- I think some dude in Sojourn threatens to molest the aforementioned six y/o Catti-Brie to make Drizzt mad

- the Totally Native yinz guise barbarian tribes of Icewind Dale have spirit animals and shit, are a rapacious loot-and-murder bunch of savages who the colonizing white people of TenTowns have to team up to massacre.

- Drizzt uses a Mask of Whitewashing in one of the books as a disguise- oh no! Shock and horror!

- crossdressing (totally trans by current year interpretations, I'm sure) elf chick Le'Lorinel gets ABSOLUTELY MURDERED and is generally portrayed as a (tragically) unhinged racist.

- lots of drow stuff, and according to current-day politics drow are supposed to totally be Black People. RA Salvatore was the guy who did tons of the fleshing out of drow culture... as crazy, evil, matriarchal sociopaths. My god, did he demonize fantasy black people???????

- same with orcs, there's a whole series wherein they're bloodthirsty murder machines who are generally a threat to civilization as a whole. Drizzt kills, like, a LOT of them.

- Calimshan aka Magical Middle East is a desert shithole and so is just about everyone in it tbh.

- Drizzt has a good relationship with religion and his goddess, Mielikki

Idk that's off the top of my head and I enjoy these books. I can't even imagine how they're perceived in Current Year but RA Salvatore is a middle-aged white dude writing one of the first prominent ~black coded~ characters of the FR franchise so I can't imagine they're treated well. He himself is quite a nice, chill dude and I think he's quite liberally personally and politically, as well as lots of his stuff being pretty wildly progressive when it was written, but you know how yesterday's progressive is today's problematic.

Also, fun fact, RA Salvatore got successful off his Drizzt stories but according to interviews, his favorite personal work is something called the Cleric Quintet...
Which is a series which dives QUITE HEAVILY into religion, finding your faith, and trusting in the inherent righteousness of the divine. He writes in the foreword for those books that the highest compliment he's ever received is letters from fans who say the series helped them find some security in their own relationship with God.
Just a fun fact for our little fedora-tipping atheist as he reeeeeee's about the Christian Taliban and stuff.

 

[Vampirella]

Gdi, Null tweaks one little thing and I don't get any new notifications on my favorite thread for two days.

Lou is really doubling down on this 'Christian Taliban' thing and I wonder if, especially now of all times when people are literally falling from planes in their desperation to escape their war torn country, how monumentally offensive that is. And frankly it's less offensive to his favorite Christian bogeymen who are ruining his free-range thot titty than, idk, the people who are SUFFERING AND DYING IN AFGHANISTAN. when you're so ready to copy paste your latest canned oneliner that you're incredibly racist in the process. Some hoe not being able to post her butthole is not the same as being shot in the head because you wanted to learn math, you reeeeeetard.

Also, and this is a bit of a personal note here mind you, Lou is thinking of reading RA Salvatore of all things (probably because he played two seconds of the new Dark Alliance, I'm sure)? Don't get me wrong, I have a deep and enduring fondness of those books for many reasons, but there are SO many things Lou is going to hate. I'll spoiler for any of you guys who want to read them, but:

Spoiler: Extremely Problematic, I'm Sure

- Drizzt and Catti-brie get together with a 60+ year age gap, Lou. They meet when Catti is like, six years old.

- Entreri got fucked by his uncle as a kid. Is the Bad Guy for a significant portion of the series. Even after lots of character growth, is still the Extremely Morally Gray Guy.

- Entreri's literal first introduction comes across as very rape-threat-y, even if it's generally established that he's not particularly sexual as a person.

- lots of fantasy racism happens. Like LOTS of it. Drizzt, being a GoodTM character, generally turns the other cheek over it and realizes that even when it's not fair, you can't convince everyone and sometimes you just have to bear it.

- I think some dude in Sojourn threatens to molest the aforementioned six y/o Catti-Brie to make Drizzt mad

- the Totally Native yinz guise barbarian tribes of Icewind Dale have spirit animals and shit, are a rapacious loot-and-murder bunch of savages who the colonizing white people of TenTowns have to team up to massacre.

- Drizzt uses a Mask of Whitewashing in one of the books as a disguise- oh no! Shock and horror!

- crossdressing (totally trans by current year interpretations, I'm sure) elf chick Le'Lorinel gets ABSOLUTELY MURDERED and is generally portrayed as a (tragically) unhinged racist.

- lots of drow stuff, and according to current-day politics drow are supposed to totally be Black People. RA Salvatore was the guy who did tons of the fleshing out of drow culture... as crazy, evil, matriarchal sociopaths. My god, did he demonize fantasy black people???????

- same with orcs, there's a whole series wherein they're bloodthirsty murder machines who are generally a threat to civilization as a whole. Drizzt kills, like, a LOT of them.

- Calimshan aka Magical Middle East is a desert shithole and so is just about everyone in it tbh.

- Drizzt has a good relationship with religion and his goddess, Mielikki

Idk that's off the top of my head and I enjoy these books. I can't even imagine how they're perceived in Current Year but RA Salvatore is a middle-aged white dude writing one of the first prominent ~black coded~ characters of the FR franchise so I can't imagine they're treated well. He himself is quite a nice, chill dude and I think he's quite liberally personally and politically, as well as lots of his stuff being pretty wildly progressive when it was written, but you know how yesterday's progressive is today's problematic.

Also, fun fact, RA Salvatore got successful off his Drizzt stories but according to interviews, his favorite personal work is something called the Cleric Quintet...
Which is a series which dives QUITE HEAVILY into religion, finding your faith, and trusting in the inherent righteousness of the divine. He writes in the foreword for those books that the highest compliment he's ever received is letters from fans who say the series helped them find some security in their own relationship with God.
Just a fun fact for our little fedora-tipping atheist as he reeeeeee's about the Christian Taliban and stuff.

I don't remember and big titty tiger transformation in the books, so I don't think Lou will stick with them long if he reads them at all. He never really struck me as a reader other then fetish material.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I don't remember and big titty tiger transformation in the books, so I don't think Lou will stick with them long if he reads them at all. He never really struck me as a reader other then fetish material.

Yeah, the books deal with concepts pretty foreign to Lou (having friends, going outside, interacting with people of another race in a way other than lightly racist vagueing about them and their backyard bbq) rather than his usual fodder of furry shutins typefucking each other and pretending to be women, so I can't imagine he'll ever actually pick them up. It's kind of a shame because he could probably learn a thing about writing and/or generally being a good person in a way that won't involve obnoxious gifs, but here we are I guess.

Also I only allow myself one autistic wall of text about Drizzt books per month so it's probably for the best anyways. See if he can get past the slave races being used as cannon fodder and attempted baby murder in the first ten pages of Homeland and go from there, I guess.

 

[Kabuki Actor]

I can't read this out loud without bursting into laughter, this is so absurd. When did the world turn into a victim competition ? I swear, we as a species are becoming a global genetic dead end

Why does the trans movement hate being described as fetish or a mental illness, when its participants celebrate paraphilias and disabilities?
Then it hit me.
They're not worried at all about being illegitimatized as a way of life. It just ruins their scoreboard if being trans isn't a separate category from those.

 

[Miss Misery]

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[Dusk]

I don't remember and big titty tiger transformation in the books, so I don't think Lou will stick with them long if he reads them at all. He never really struck me as a reader other then fetish material.

That's another interesting thing about Lou. Someone once asked him what his favorite song was, and he replied with something from MLP. That's not only horribly embarrassing for a man in his late thirties, but it just shows how he doesn't really enjoy or appreciate anything outside of these communities of losers he gloms onto. If you were to ask me what my favorite music, my ghost would still be talking about David Gilmour, David Bowie, and Rush to your feral great-grandchildren long after our bodies have become worm food. You, you reading this, you have something that you connect with because it speaks to something deep inside of you, that challenges you, that you keep coming back to because there's just so much there. But not Lou. Lou listens to the MLP soundtrack. Lou reads self-published furry fapfic. Lou watches furry documentaries and capeshit on his TV. I'm not saying that your favorite movie has to be Casablanca, but it's so goddamn dark that Lou's consoomer persona extends into the cultural sphere, too. He's the placidly narconized baby that he accuses the religious and Trump supporters of being.