Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[AssignedEva]

So wait, we know of like 5+ people who are there, including at least three complete degenerates, and they couldn't coordinate an orgy, or even a low grade hookup?

Sit at the table. When someone you think is hot comes up, give them a piece of paper with your room number and say you're having a room party later. Since you want this to be a full-on orgy, there's no limit to the number of people you can invite.

It's literally that easy.

And since you're the designated charity, you are the cool kids and you need to act like your room party is the big event.

Talk about being too dumb to arrange a fuck in a whorehouse.

That's what made me laugh at Wedge's girlfriend complaining that everyone had gone off to do their own thing and "I don't know what to do", immediately after talking about wanting to get banged by a wolf.

Rather than whining about it on Twitter (which is counterproductive since it'll just piss off your "friends" by making them look bad) just... do anything else? Go to one of the panels, or just mingle. This is a furry con so people have literally no standards and lots of them have equally blunted social skills. Go up to someone in a wolf costume and ask to fuck them.

I think it's prime learned helplessness. Rather than using the bare minimum of proactiveness, they're whining in the hopes someone will run over and fix their problems. Although in Wedge's girlfriend's case, this might partially be because he's about to be destroyed by a "xeno" strap on.

I regret to inform everyone that I think that isn't a dildo but an ovipositor, which is designed to "lay eggs" made of gelatine inside someone's asshole for them to shit out later as a weird sex act. I guess that "Alien" remake isn't so ludicrous after all.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

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Have some relevant information from the "Furry Convention Drama" thread. We already knew the Furry Raiders were going to be there, but since not everyone here hangs out in Animal Control, I figured I'd include a bit of a story from there that ties into this. There is naturally more, but you can pop over to the thread yourself if you want more details.

Followup time! Sage Wah, the furry who said they were planning to go to DenFur despite having caught Covid at Megaplex, has now been banned from DenFur. (Because banning the one person stupid enough to publicly announce their plans is all the theater we need to feel safe. We'll just pretend that nobody else will be attending while sick.)

If you want to really parse the wording, DenFur doesn't explicitly say that they're banned because of the Covid thing. It's perhaps implied that the ban is because they're associated with the Furry Raiders.

Spoiler: Maybe I'm just reading too closely.

SUMMER ROO VIBES on Twitter: "They are not permitted to attend our co…

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(@justboiler is the con chair of DenFur.)

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So he's banned for being a Furry Raider, but only "being monitored" for the Covid?

DenFur also says, with a strikingly unprofessional-looking email as evidence, that Southwest Airlines has confirmed the furry in question doesn't have a ticket. Would an airline really divulge customer information to a third party because "I heard on social media that they have Covid"? Whole thing seems suspect to me.

Spoiler: My uncle works for Nintendo, I mean Southwest Airlines

DenFur 2021 on Twitter: "We would like to thank our friends at Southw…

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Foxler says that he's the one who paid for the ticket, and that it still certainly exists.

Spoiler: With literal receipts

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Meanwhile Wah is suddenly grasping for non-Covid explanations for his symptoms.

Spoiler: I suddenly have asthma, that's it.

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Foxler is also hosting a Raiders party at the same hotel on the same days as DenFur. Unrelated of course, because he's banned from DenFur.

Spoiler: Party time.

Furry Raiders on Twitter: "It's time to celebrate 14 years of Furry R…

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[S.C.U.D.]

It's totally not a fetish, though.

 

[AMHOLIO]

But then you have someone like Neck, who simply couldn't wait another six or seven years to wear dresses and suck dick. That was asking too much. He couldn't put off that shit until they at least finished high school. His cock thirstiness and need to be a pretty pretty princess was far too much of a priority. The dysphoria, you guys! Despite the fact that he should have had gender dysphoria for being such a shit example of a man, he took it in the other direction. Again, I say, why would an ugly man think he'll make an attractive woman?

He might have literal face blindness, but more importantly, he's more sexually attracted to male figures with feminine traits and them being on himself than he is faces. This is the curse of AGP.

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I was going to make fun of Kevin and the convention but honestly the Nazifur should have expected this. He probably did it to evoke his own attentionwhoring for the hard right side of the fandom. The convention is doing everyone a favor by sending this tard away, the only people who will miss him are the farms since we would love to see fistfights breaking out at conventions (nerd worldstar). Convention goers and himself are better not being punched aside from our sake.

was surprised at the Minecraft Bee is Trains thing even, it should've been something even they laughed at too but they reacted with absolute hysteria. It's a shockingly childish attitude, the 'X is trans and there's nothing you can do about it, sorry I don't make the rules.' If they're very young it's one thing, but so many of them are failed lifeforms giggling everything is trams without an iota of self awareness. Their cringe tantrums are what made tons of people realize how unhinged they are to the point it was just kind of unnerving and really fucking funny.

This is because literal autism since Autism and related conditions are comorbid with the current strand of transgenders. Coupled with minecraft being its own autism magnet plus general children and manchirldren and boom you have retards defending the sacred bee unironically because they're not the normal autist or non autists who have been taught that fandom retardation is stupid.

I know I'm on a site dedicated to kicking autists, but there's enough autist, aspergers, and others that post on this forum and live irl who aren't like this. It's a disservice to label all of them as people who give into everything.

she told the children that he died or is in prison for being an axe murderer or something. Something less traumatic than your dad likes to pretend to be a pretty princess and that's why you have to get free lunches at school and can't go to college.

Nah, it is better that they know the truth now so that if they google his new name or old one they don't get the double slap of mom lying to them AND daddy being alive and ignoring them. He could always choose to come back into their life as adults, not to connect or guide them but to mooch money of course. It is best to know your father is a snake who should be ejected from the planet and be prepared for it.

You would think that Kevin would feel some kind of obligation to at least spend an hour or two manning the charity table, even if just for show. Why the fuck is he even there if not to help out? To spend the ranch's money on stupid plastic crap? To thirstpost about all the sex he's not having? He should hang his head in shame over the behavior he's displaying, and Penny should hang his head in shame for enabling it.

Ha ha ha he has self defined as a brat & a Little, therefore he doesn't give a shit and is running around like a spoiled child. This is his dream. He is in manchild euphoria right now, to the point he's dropping the grifting "i don't have the money for muh medical bills or muh good things in life" facade for the weekend and is showing off his and other people's purchases for him. Kevin is basically a trophy wife and manchild rolled into one for troons, but instead of keeping up his appearance/spending money on gucci/being a real child, he's a fat genderspecial who spends it all on toys.

New rule: Every time Kevin posts a selfie, it's time to exfoliate and moisturize.

Kevin really helps me with my skincare. And my spending habits. And cleaning my room. And getting the will to do things.

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It's totally not a fetish, though.

Shame, I use slut to describe men and women. Can't believe I have to differentiate between a slut and a MANslut now.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Another tweet I would like to bring attention to:

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Maybe I’m just too new to the furry degeneracy (or Kevvy degeneracy) but I just don’t understand what the obsession with pooltoys is. It’s obviously a fetish or something that turns them on, but… why?

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Yes this is a inflation fetish shirt

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Wedge is about to destroy his asshole (again)

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[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

The fact that Wedge thinks that drinking coffee is a sufficient "clean out" for a bunch of anal sex makes me pity the maid who has to clean that room. Semper Fi to them.

 

[Miss Misery]

What do legit fursuiters think of the retards in cheap Pokemon pajamas at a furry con?

 

[Aunt Carol]

The fact that Wedge thinks that drinking coffee is a sufficient "clean out" for a bunch of anal sex makes me pity the maid who has to clean that room. Semper Fi to them.

This is the root of what makes Kevin and his pals worthy of note.

It's not that they're loud perverts, it's that they're so lazy about it.

 

[Old Fart]

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One thing I learned from the local work safety dept, is that one does not mix serious health warnings with jokes unless one wants to make people drown, burn and poison themselves.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Maybe I’m just too new to the furry degeneracy (or Kevvy degeneracy) but I just don’t understand what the obsession with pooltoys is. It’s obviously a fetish

Some had a latex fetish already.

Wedge is about to destroy his asshole (again

Necky/transcucumber/Bryan and wedge are willingly fucking each other more than once. That's kinda sad, but at least they're consenting adults who function on the same emotional maturity level so it's honestly better than them leeching off someone responsible.

 

[Hitman One]

Kevryn takes time out of his busy schedule pretending to be a pool toy to encourage the grooming of teenagers

 

[nertz]

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Gibes, don't give prager extra attention, jesus.

 

[Fareal]

Bryan and Wedge are fucking. In the Old Testament, God levelled cities for lesser abominations.

 

[Old Fart]

Bryan and Wedge are fucking.

But guess who isn't fucking...

 

[Fareal]

But guess who isn't fucking...

Is he even invited to be in the room at the time? Or will he be sitting in the hotel hallway, sadly scrolling twitter and posting keyboard-smash replies to other disfigured males claiming to be horny?

 

[Autistic Sandwich]

Those furfag masks are giving him some Human Goofy / Stalking Cat cursed vibes.

 

[Schatzi Katze]

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Maybe I’m just too new to the furry degeneracy (or Kevvy degeneracy) but I just don’t understand what the obsession with pooltoys is. It’s obviously a fetish or something that turns them on, but… why?

So we goooot...

2+ metal pins at $10 ea
2+ shirts at $20 ea
2+ masks at $15(?) ea
Mewtwo kigurumi pajamas at $80

I'd say im a little surprised he hasnt posted anything about art commissions or buying original art but uh... they were probably too pricy lol. God forbid he spend money on something unique and special, gotta get that mass produced merch.

 

[Yamamura]

Kevin really helps me with my skincare. And my spending habits. And cleaning my room. And getting the will to do things.

Kevin really is like one of those horrifying pictures on packages of cigarettes as a warning of the dangers of smoking. However in Kevin's case it seems to be a warning about... Literally everything he does.

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Ah, so I see Earl made it to the convention.

 

[AMHOLIO]

So we goooot...

2+ metal pins at $10 ea
2+ shirts at $20 ea
2+ masks at $15(?) ea
Mewtwo kigurumi pajamas at $80

I'd say im a little surprised he hasnt posted anything about art commissions or buying original art but uh... they were probably too pricy lol. God forbid he spend money on something unique and special, gotta get that mass produced merch.

He likely has purchased commissions, or at least is doing so today at the last day. He probably won't post until they're complete, then we will see them in all their gory glory.