Horrorcow Samuel Catnipnik - Horrifying Deviant Goofy Cosplayer

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Meh, he seems pretty chill to me. Maybe posting the videos for the world to see is how he gets off or something, but he otherwise doesn't seem like a lolcow.

I kind of disagree. True, he may not chimpout, but really the responses he give are not exactly, well, that innocent, nor would I say chill. He shows he is used to such things and has now a tough skin, and is in deep delusion. It's of course not Connor Bible Sperging out like a retard, but still if you press the right buttons you might get something. In fact, I'll give an example of possible "lolcow" milking below.

It's horrifying but he's disappointingly restrained. No egotistical chimpout or demands everyone respect his dog related pronouns, just a weirdo with a weird hobby who shares it with the internet. Like coming across a shoggoth and having it engage in civil conversation with you. But the shoggoth looks like Goofy and is into yiffing.

He may be restrained, but you can milk him in another way: ask him to cosplay and make more videos and create more "content" about himself. He may never chimpout, but goodness knows we need more creepy material and a man willingly doing such craziness.

Also, he's like roger rabbit and willingly doxes himself if you ask.
 
He may be restrained, but you can milk him in another way: ask him to cosplay and make more videos and create more "content" about himself. He may never chimpout, but goodness knows we need more creepy material and a man willingly doing such craziness.

Also, he's like roger rabbit and willingly doxes himself if you ask.
Personal opinion: That kind of takes away the fun, I mean, it's really not that amusing when you're actually asking someone to do something weird and then "act surprised" when he actually did it. Maybe it's just me but I'm more of the opinion to let people do their own shenanigans and watch the whole train wreck from afar rather than fucking up the tracks and watch the predictable train derailing that follows.

This guy sure has potential to do really crazy things and I'm sure he won't hesitate to do them, but I'd find it way more horrifying (and great) if he makes them without our input.

If someone wants to give him ideas or a little push, that's fine by me, I'm not your baby sitter but remember this little guideline we have:
No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. If you embarrass yourself or the forum trying to troll, we will ridicule you.
 
Personal opinion: That kind of takes away the fun, I mean, it's really not that amusing when you're actually asking someone to do something weird and then "act surprised" when he actually did it. Maybe it's just me but I'm more of the opinion to let people do their own shenanigans and watch the whole train wreck from afar rather than fucking up the tracks and watch the predictable train derailing that follows.

This guy sure has potential to do really crazy things and I'm sure he won't hesitate to do them, but I'd find it way more horrifying (and great) if he makes them without our input.

If someone wants to give him ideas or a little push, that's fine by me, I'm not your baby sitter but remember this little guideline we have:
No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. If you embarrass yourself or the forum trying to troll, we will ridicule you.

If the train is going to derail anyway, I say it's not horrible to slightly push it along to its doom.

Though get TOO caught up and you run the risk of becoming an lolcow yourself.
 
If you're reading this, Samuel, I'm kind of curious to know what specific horror movies inspired you? Also, I know that this has already been brought up before, but I'm also curious to know if you got the no-top lip thing from the cat in the hat and grinch live action movies?

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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, IT TOOK ME 12 YEARS TO REPRESS THAT MEMORY!!! TWELVE FUCKING YEARS!!!!!!
 
As a costumer I can actually answer that! It is known as a duct-tape-dummy (that is the actual term, and run with that as you will, folks). It is a cheap and fast way to make a hyper-accurate sewing mannequin (Insert horrifying rating here) instead of having to pad out a storebought dummy with foam. The only thing I could think is, oh my god what is he going to make that it has to be that accurate? This explanation is probably the only 'sane' part of it.

fwiw I've seen so many of the "good" fursuit builders flip their shit about DTD arms not being at 90-degree angles to the rest of the torso. That makes this photo a little slightly more horrifying, because I have to wonder about the quality of whatever he's having made there.
 
Meh, they guy is weird as shit, but I have yet to see a hint of tardrage. If anyone's salty in all of this, they're posting in this thread; there's an awful lot of indignation and general spergery going on here over a solitary (yet strangely skilled) deviant.
Albeit he's not exactly solitary; before he moved, he hung out with the same "furry cool kids" whom Strikerwolf would constantly yet ineffectually badger for invitations to meetups. It's a small, weird world.
 
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